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what do you say when after you have had sex for quite awhile, your girlfriend pulls out the whipped cream, chocolate body frosting and marachino cherries, and says, "hey, can i have you as a sundae treat?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> wiftty
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YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
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So, does this mean you have been having a lot of sex that day and she still wants more or you have had a sexual relationship for quite some time? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> In either case, you say yes and ask if you can have a sundae too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Reminds me of Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Striesand in 'Meet the Fockers'. LOL!!!!!! By all means, don't argue with the woman. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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chocolate body frosting? I really need to get out more! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> FR
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wiftty,
You tell her to enjoy the meal!!!
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FR I wouldn't suggest it..just get some good ole chocolate fudge at the grocery store...works just the same...the chocolate whip cream in the can is yummy too. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> LOL Keith!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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How about "Let's have some coffee first?" Supposing Wiffty meant he had had a lot that day and was concerned about recovery time.
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Taking notes here - whipped cream, body frosting, cherries - Check!
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[color:"blue"]You're joking, right?
Say, hold on hon - I'll get the rubber sheets...
You know, I brought home a sundae once and proceeded to eat it off my ex's body. Then I handed him what was left over and he ate it himself. Off the spoon.
What a drag.
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Hee,hee,hee.
This reminds me of the H.B.O. show Real Sex. They had a bit about people who enjoy smearing themselves & others with food, all kinds not just sundae type. It wasn't clear to me whether this was foreplay or this, in & of itself, was what they got off on.
Maybe your partner was trying to liven things up a bit. This might be a good time to share some fantasies to spice things up.
Did this incident leave you feeling like she might be getting bored & that's the bigger issue not that she wants to lick food off of you.
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Have you been less attentive towards her lately???
Maybe she's feeling she needs to spice things up for herself or for you..
If it really bugs you - ask her???
Tell her you love that she's initiating new things in the bedroom. Be sure to try to come up w/ideas to present to her too..
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what do you say when after you have had sex for quite awhile, your girlfriend pulls out the whipped cream, chocolate body frosting and marachino cherries, and says, "hey, can i have you as a sundae treat?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> wiftty For some reason, I dont think wiftty is complaining. I think he was just being thankful to God & his ex wife. I remember when he was still trying in his marriage.
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So, what DID you say? Or were you asking a hypothetical question?
Or, did she want you to use them on her?
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Personally, I don't like whipped cream on me. It starts to smell slightly sour quickly. Probably because of my body heat. Now, I've never tried chocolate frosting. I think that might be better. Ice can be fun too. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> That was probably too much information.
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I think Wiftty has disappeared on us. And it's just not fair. Putting that sort of question out for discussion and then disappearing.......
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I'll bet he's lurking. But I agree. Inquiring minds want to know.
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