Yes!<P>Definitely gotta watch those bball playoffs. And, most definitely Big Dawgs allowed!<P>How are ya, Doug? Hadn't heard from you in awhile. Things okay? Give a write if you get a chance. Still got my addy? <P>Reminds me...here's one I saved:<P>THE REASONS WHY MEN SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES<P>Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<P>You know stuff about tanks.<P>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<P>You can open all your own jars.<P>Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.<P>You can go to the bathroom without a support group.<P>You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.<P>You can leave the motel bed unmade.<P>You can kill your own food.<P>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<P>Wedding plans take care of themselves.<P>If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be<BR>friends.<P>Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.<P>If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.<P>Everything on your face stays its original color.<P>You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<P>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<P>You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.<P>Car mechanics tell you the truth.<P>You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without thinking: <BR>"He must be mad at me."<P>Same work...more pay.<P>Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.<P>Wedding dress -- $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.<P>You don't mooch off other's desserts.<P>You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.<P>If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might<BR>become lifelong friends.<P>Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything<BR>different?"<P>You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.<P>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<P>You almost never have strap problems in public.<P>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<P>The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.<P>You don't have to shave below your neck.<P>At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.<P>Your belly usually hides your big hips.<P>One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.<P>You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.<P>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<P>Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,<BR>in 45 minutes.<P>
