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So.. I am working late tonight because I have to babysit a soldier that got hit with an Article 15 for none other than Adultery.
yay....
So.. I am up here doing my job, with someone's OW.
My wife is at home right now, and I am trying to stay in contact with her... but if you get a second, can you say a prayer for her. I am worried that she is worried and that she might be REALLY in a bad place right now...
and prayers are always good anyway... so if you get a second, pray for her. hey... pray for me too if you feel like it.
thanks
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Do you get to make her do sit ups?
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clever...
babysitting really only means I have to make sure she does her extra duty... which for her would be 'being present' because she is an E-7.
So... her time gets taken away and I have to make sure she is here to lose that time.
like detention, really. Maybe I should make her write sentences..
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another .......
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H got to make them do sit ups..and did quite a few himself but that's another story..want to hear?
When he went into..whatever they call it..the punishment room..no one asked his name..they just started with the sit ups, push ups, yelling, etc.
It turned out [several hours later] that they had mistaken him for an AWOL. The awol had decided he was done with the army before the army was done with him.
So..you can imagine that he was..er..not dealt with kindly.
When they DID figure it out..they were sort of .."Uh, you can go" because nothing they would have done with him for adultery remotely compared to what they do for runaways.
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once ~Shakespeare
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the punishment room...lol I can tell you this. As an NCO in the Army, I can turn any room into a punishment room... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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Awwww, thanks, SFC Patriot.
I'm fine, actually, but I won't be turning down any prayers, all the same.
I'm just working on photos, letting you entertain me with your posts and eating some of this leftover pasta from last night.
I'm still picking out all the chicken pieces because I'm skert of them.
Yeah, Patriot violated the POJA by adding questionable chicken to my pasta dish. He says it's fine. I'm not convinced.
Somewhere - far, far away on the other side of town - sits Patriot at work, eating his leftover pasta with questionable chicken added...
Eat up, Patriot!
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like detention, really. Maybe I should make her write sentences..
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another womans husband"
"I will not sleep with another ....... oh please, please, please let frozen and I come up with her lines!!!! "I will be NO HO NO MO'!!" "I will be NO HO NO MO'!!" "I will be NO HO NO MO'!!" "I will be NO HO NO MO'!!" "I will be NO HO NO MO'!!" **snort** <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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"I love being a Yankee and cats are just the best animals..." -Melodylane <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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LOL! How about...
"I will NOT give pigs a bad name."
"I will NOT give pigs a bad name."
"I will NOT give pigs a bad name."
"I will NOT give pigs a bad name."
"I will NOT give pigs a bad name."
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I vote very BS flattering NC letter as homework...and an essay to be written right there [so she can't go buy one instead] entitled..why adultery is wicked.
Or..
Oral recitation of War and Peace.
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Oral recitation of War and Peace. GASP!!! *thud
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Hey..I was mercifull..it could have been Beowulf in the original old english.
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"I love being a Yankee and cats are just the best animals..." -Melodylane <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> um... nothing to see here. Really folks... move along... LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
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Hey..I was mercifull..it could have been Beowulf in the original old english. well sure.. but this is HER punishment. Not mine too... It's bad enough I have to babysit a woman that is just a few years short of being my mothers age. maybe we could have her read The Cat in the Hat? That is more my speed.... ..excuse me whilst I go board my short bus. I do need to find my helmet though... the bus is not padded inside... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Ogden Nash then!
To a small boy standing on my shoes while I am wearing them. >ahem<
Let's straighten this out, my little man,
And reach an agreement if we can.
I entered your door as an honored guest.
My shoes are shined and my trousers are pressed,
And I won't stretch out and read you the funnies
And I won't pretend that we're Easter bunnies.
If you must get somebody down on the floor,
What in the ****** are your parents for?
I do not like the things that you say
And I hate the games that you want to play.
No matter how frightfully hard you try,
We've little in common, you and I.
The interest I take in my neighbor's nursery
Would have to grow, to be even cursory,
And I would that performing sons and nephews
Were carted away with the daily refuse,
And I hold that frolicsome daughters and nieces
Are ample excuse for breaking leases.
You may take a sock at your daddy's tummy
Or climb all over your doting mummy,
But keep your attentions to me in check,
Or, sonny boy, I will wring your neck.
A happier man today I'd be
Had someone wrung it ahead of me.
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Awwww, thanks, SFC Patriot.
I'm fine, actually, but I won't be turning down any prayers, all the same.
I'm just working on photos, letting you entertain me with your posts and eating some of this leftover pasta from last night.
I'm still picking out all the chicken pieces because I'm skert of them.
Yeah, Patriot violated the POJA by adding questionable chicken to my pasta dish. He says it's fine. I'm not convinced.
Somewhere - far, far away on the other side of town - sits Patriot at work, eating his leftover pasta with questionable chicken added...
Eat up, Patriot! how did I violate POJA when YOU put the chicken in there? It's not like I run around the house inserting various chicken bits into foodstuffs you know. questionable chicken..lol. it was YUMMY!!!! thank you for preparing it. and for those reading, should I die, please remember that SHE put the chicken in this stuff. see you soon dear.
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told you to do it??
LMAO!
when could I ever TELL you what to do?
silly red head...
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BOOOOOO!!!!!!
Here I am on duty again
babysitting for an OWs sin
I simply wish I was home
eating a sausage calzone
I hate that I can't be free
punish her, don't punish me!
I repent and see err'ed ways
This OW here that I am stuck watching has brains of mayonnaise....
sorry... poetry blowout there. Thanks for getting me started on that crap, noodle.
So... anything interesting going on?
*bored
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