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...grow up to be cowboys. You should encourage then to be Lawyers and Dcotors and such.
Some reasons why be a cowboy is dangerous:
1. It enables them to get shot
2. It is viewed as a hangin offense by many courts
3. Cowboyin INCREASES the risk of divorce and impedes chances of recovery [you can’t recover if you smell really bad]
4. Many cowboys – on this very forum – have had to get COURT ORDERS just to get back onto their horses
5. Children are exposed to cowboys, which is really confusing and increases the chances they will grow up to rob banks
6. It is DEVASTATING to children! Your children need you now more than ever. If not, they will attempt holdin up trains, that nowadays, run in the 200MPH range. Not pretty on horseback, I'm here to tell ya. When they rob banks, the SWAT team is likely to outgun them because an MP5 beats a 6-gun every day. Ugly.
So, Momma's... do the world a favor and make sure you teach them babies sumptin other than cowboyin... I mean we got enough brainless folks south of the red river anyway... right?
thank you and good night
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I know Melodylane. Does that make me popular? Who's MelodyLane? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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Look for the wild-eyed sassy gal toting a pistola.
Hey Patriot! I married a cowboy. What should I do?
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shaddup, patriot!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> and you too, ba109! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Patriot,
I resemble that remark!
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I think somebody around here needs a tomater can up side of the head! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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