Ok, My sister sent me this.... it's really cute and kinda fun when you need something kinda goofy to take your mind off things.... <P>Post what you new name is! <BR>Thoughts & Prayers,<BR>Butterfly<BR>aka Dorkey Hamsterhiney<P>> The following is an excerpt from a children's book,<BR>> >"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of<BR>> >Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil<BR>> >Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....<BR>> ><BR>> >Use the first letter of your first name to<BR>> determine<BR>> >your NEW firstname:<BR>> ><BR>> >a = stinky<BR>> >b = lumpy<BR>> >c = buttercup<BR>> >d = dorkey e = crusty<BR>> >f = greasy<BR>> >g = fluffy<BR>> >h = cheeseball<BR>> >i = chim-chim<BR>> >j = poopsie<BR>> >k = flunky<BR>> >l = booger<BR>> >m = pinky<BR>> >n = zippy<BR>> >o = goober<BR>> >p = doofus<BR>> >q = slimy<BR>> >r = loopy<BR>> >s = snotty<BR>> >t = falafel<BR>> >u= gidget<BR>> >v = squeezit<BR>> >w = oprah<BR>> >x= skipper<BR>> >y = dinky<BR>> >z = zsa-zsa<BR>> ><BR>> >Use the first letter of your last name to<BR>> dertermine<BR>> >the first half of your NEW last name:<BR>> >a = diaper><BR>> >b = toilet<BR>> >c = giggle<BR>> >d = bubble<BR>> >e = girdle<BR>> >f = barf<BR>> >g = lizard<BR>> >h = waffle<BR>> >i = cootie<BR>> >j = monkey<BR>> >k = potty<BR>> >l = liver<BR>> >m = banana<BR>> >n = rhino<BR>> >o = burger<BR>> >p = hamster<BR>> >q = toad<BR>> >r = gizzard<BR>> >s = pizza<BR>> >t = gerbil<BR>> >u = chicken<BR>> >v = pickle<BR>> >w = chuckle<BR>> >x =tofu<BR>> >y = gorilla<BR>> >z = stinker<BR>> ><BR>> >Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine<BR>> >the second half of your NEW last name:<BR>> >a = head<BR>> >b = mouth<BR>> >c = face<BR>> >d = nose<BR>> >e = tush<BR>> >f = breath<BR>> >g = pants<BR>> >h = shorts<BR>> >i = lips<BR>> >j = honker<BR>> >k = butt<BR>> >l = brain<BR>> >m = tushie<BR>> >n = chunks<BR>> >o = hiney<BR>> >p = biscuits<BR>> >q = toes<BR>> >r = buns<BR>> >s = fanny<BR>> >t = sniffer<BR>> >u =sprinkles<BR>> >v = kisser<BR>> >w = squirt<BR>> >x =humperdinck<BR>> >y = brains<BR>> >z = juice<BR>> ><BR>> >Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is<BR>> >Fluffy Toiletshorts.....<BR>> ><BR>> >and Al Gore would be Stinky Lizardtush, pretty<BR>> >fitting.<BR><P>------------------<BR>There are deep sorrows and killing cares in life, but the encouragement and love of friends were given us to make all difficulties bearable. <BR>-- John Oliver Holmes<P>The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.<BR>-- Elie Wiesel<P><BR>

I'm Squeezit Hampster. Nice to meet you.

I don't like this.....<P>My new name is Buttercup Bubblehiney!!!<P>I don't have a bubblehiney.......<P>Gee - let me see what it would be with my maiden name....I'll be back!!!

OK - that didn't help!!!!<P>So which is better -<P>Buttercup Bubblehiney<P>OR <P>Buttercup Pizzanose.....<P>WOW ...... now there's a couple of choices, eh?<P>YUCK!!!!<P>Thanks alot Butterfly.....LOLOLOLOL!!!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba<BR>

I'm Loopy Lizardtush.<P>------------------<BR><B><I>God Bless,<BR>Rob</I></B><BR>

Pinky Chucklefanny!<P>I don't know how to react to that?<BR>or Sheba's way:<P>Pinky Gigglenose!<P>chucklefanny or gigglenose?<BR>Which should I pick?

Stinky Wafflechunks reporting for duty, Madam Butterfly.<P>I'm not sure if my STBX, Snotty Wafflechunks will show up or not. LOL Maybe I should put that on the new checks I'm ordering for Cat today. <P>But our kids, Stinky, Loopy, and Snotty, would love this.<P>That is pretty funny stuff.<P>Thanks for sharing it with us. <P>------------------<BR>Allen<BR>[This message has been edited by Sparkydog (edited April 19, 2000).]

Current name: Loopy Chuckleshorts<P>Previous name: Loopy Liverfanny<P>Maiden name: Loopy Toiletsniffer<P>I think I'll stay married!!!!<P>My maiden name reminds me of something that my H asserts that most little boys do when they enter public restrooms. (Sort of like dogs sniffing butts to get acquainted!)<P>Thanks for the laugh this morning, Butterfly.<P>------------------<BR>RobinAnn<P>*********<P>Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.<P>Marianne Williamson

wasstubborn...WAY TOO FUNNY!!! Which one should you pick? LMAO!! Which ever you decide... don't pick either one in public! LOL<P>Sorry, I couldn't resist..... I know this wasn't the idea but... my OM's name would be..... Stinky Diaperchunks!! ROFL!<P>This is too funny! I haven't laughed all week!!!!! (Ouch.. my side hurts!) Thanks! I needed it! <P><p>[This message has been edited by Lacee (edited April 19, 2000).]

OMG!! <P>Using my married name I'm <BR>Pinky Wafflechunks<P>Using my maiden name I'm<BR>Pinky Gizzardwaffle :P<P>I think I'll stick to my married name! <P>My H is Loopy and my sons are Flunky, Dorkey, and Zippy! <P>Thanks Butterfly!!! <P>Pinky aka Mitzi

Hi. I'm Poopsie Giggle-Brains. It's soooooooo nice to meet you. LOL<P>Jill

I think this is great even if I can't stand my new name:'<P>Dorky Bananatush! Thanks, Butterfly!!!<P>

We just bought that book at the book fair!!!!<P>Take care, Buttercup, Gigglehiney!!!!!

This is a bute! thanks...<BR> <BR>Maiden name: Stinky Banana-juice<BR>Married name: Stinky Banana-chunks<BR>Husband: Stinky Banana-chunks (lucky us we have the same initials! - <P>Mr. & Mrs. Banana-chunks, nice to meet you!<P>Children: Stinky & Buttercup, how cute!<P>Anyway you turn it we come up "stinky"<P>Have a great week! Pookie~<p>[This message has been edited by Pookie14 (edited April 19, 2000).]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL<P>Dylan: dorkey bubblefanny (maiden)<BR> dorkey gerbilfanny (married)<P>Deut: dorkey gerbilfanny or <BR> poopsie gerbilfanny<P>son 1: doofus gerbilfanny<P>son 2: oh, the poor kids with those pesky hyphenated names!!!.....:<P>crusty bubblefanny-gerbilfanny !!!<P><BR>hey, it's better than...um,....um....<P><BR>Dylan

Snotty Pizzabuns here... pizza will never be the same...<P>Maiden name: Snotty Rhinochunks... a visual that I think Jim Carrey could pull off, dontcha know... think "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls"...<P>Our kids, Buttercup, Loopy and Falafel thank you!!!!!! Falafel, isn't that the greek non-meat food????<P> very cute <P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<P>Nobody knows what you want except you, and nobody will be as sorry as you if you don't get it. ~Barry Manilow

ok, if anyone has the nerve to call me "lumpy toilet lips" they are going to get a cyber - smack!!!! LOL<P>This is really cute. I'm going to copy it for my girls tonight. They will have a ball with it!!!<P>Brent<BR>

Don't feel bad brentb. I'm Lumpy ToiletChunks! <P>My maiden name would be Lumpy LizardBrains. I like that MUCH better <BR>

Oh my!<BR>My H and children would all be Buttercup Chucklefanny.<P>Get this though:<BR>Bimbo would be Flunky Pizzachunks. I had pizza for lunch and when I think of her.... well....most of you can probably guess how appropriate that name is.

Hey no one has it as bad as me... I am gerbil butt. Ms. gerbil butt. I think there is something fishy going on here. How did that happen? ; )