If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, <BR>the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, <BR>and the memory makes your floppy disk abort,<BR>then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.<P>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,<BR>and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,<BR>and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, <BR>then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.<P>If the label on the cable on the table at your house,<BR>says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,<BR>but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, <BR>that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.<P>If your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,<BR>so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,<BR>then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang,<BR>cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna hang.<P>When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,<BR>and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,<BR>when you have to flash your memory and try to RAM your ROM, <BR>quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call your Mom.

Awwwww...<P>But when do I reboot...<BR>...sorry I've just got to scoot!<P>LOL<P>Jim<p>[This message has been edited by NSR (edited May 08, 2000).]

That's cute. Sending it to my H.....the computer technician.