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Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391869 07/28/00 03:07 AM
Joined: May 1999 Posts: 2,454 S Sheba OP Member
OP Sheba Member S Joined: May 1999 Posts: 2,454	<BR>OK, it's 4:00am and I still can't sleep, so......<P>Have you ever wondered what they wear under those Kilts?<P><BR>A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whiskey at the local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to take a quick nap, his back against a tree. As he slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road and heard the Scotsman snoring loudly.<P>When they came to the source of it, one said,"I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." So she boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt and saw what nature had provided him with. Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's thank him for the education." Whereupon she took a pretty blue ribbon from her hair and gently tied it around what nature had provided to the Scotsman.<P>Sometime later, the man was awakened by the call of nature. He walked around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and bewilderment filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon, tied neatly in a bow.<P>After several moments passed, he said," I dinna know where ye been laddie, but it's nice ta' see ye won fierst prize!!"<P>TeeHee!!!!!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba<P>PS.....sleep, I need sleep!!!<BR> <p>[This message has been edited by Sheba (edited July 28, 2000).]

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391870 07/28/00 03:16 AM
Joined: Dec 1999 Posts: 264 Oklahoma U unseen2 Member
unseen2 Member U Joined: Dec 1999 Posts: 264 Oklahoma	Good one, <P>I can't sleep at night either, that's why I work the graveyard shift.<P>Hope you get some rest.<P>Later,<BR>Jason

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391871 07/28/00 03:21 AM
Joined: May 1999 Posts: 2,454 S Sheba OP Member
OP Sheba Member S Joined: May 1999 Posts: 2,454	Thanks Unseen2 -<P>That's what I get for doing divorce law research till 1:30......<P>My mind is a washing machine with the brain just swishing around!!!!!<P>ACK!!!!<P>Hugs,<P>Sheba

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391872 07/28/00 08:55 AM
Joined: Jul 1999 Posts: 3,247 L lostva Member
lostva Member L Joined: Jul 1999 Posts: 3,247	LOL!!!!<P>You do need sleep, dear girl! I loved it!<P>Lori

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391873 07/28/00 08:18 PM
Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 588 Rhode Island, USA Y yes_dup18 Member
yes_dup18 Member Y Joined: Feb 1999 Posts: 588 Rhode Island, USA	I first heard that one done as a bawdy song some 20 yrs ago... it's been one of our faves ever since... DuncanMac's a scotsman !<P>Thanks for another laugh over it, Sheba!

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391874 07/28/00 08:46 PM
Joined: Aug 1999 Posts: 6,107 N new_beginning Member
new_beginning Member N Joined: Aug 1999 Posts: 6,107	<P>...not dirty at all... just good bawdy fun!

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391875 07/29/00 10:15 AM
Joined: Jun 2000 Posts: 1,213 D DanaB Member
DanaB Member D Joined: Jun 2000 Posts: 1,213	Sheba, <P>LOL, thanks for the laugh. <P>Dana<BR>

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391876 07/29/00 11:07 AM
Joined: Dec 1999 Posts: 347 T Tyra Member
Tyra Member T Joined: Dec 1999 Posts: 347	!!!

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391877 07/29/00 11:11 AM
Joined: Jul 1999 Posts: 1,526 B Bozos_ Deb Member
Bozos_ Deb Member B Joined: Jul 1999 Posts: 1,526	Oh Sheba ! That was GREAT ! ROFL ! I am soooo glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that !<BR>

Re: Psst....Wanna hear a Joke? (slightly dirty!!) #391878 07/31/00 02:05 AM
Joined: Nov 1999 Posts: 51 Australia F Forevertrue Member
Forevertrue Member F Joined: Nov 1999 Posts: 51 Australia	Hi Sheba<P>I'm a scot living in Australia. I loved your joke.<P>FET

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