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OK, these are some real country song titles that someone sent me. As I was reading them, I noticed that some of them fit our situations. Since one of my ways of dealing with stuff is by laughing at something about the situation, I managed to find most of these to be pretty funny, even if they are close to the truth... Hope y'all can get to laughing about something!<p>Songs that WS's might sing to their spouses:<p>Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
For Better or Worse, But Not For Long
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I Flushed You From the Toilets Of My Heart
If You Really Loved Me, You Would Have Married Somebody Else
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone
I'm Old Enough To Know Better But Still Too Young To Care
In The Good Old Days When Times Were Bad
I Thought The Acropolis Was A Ruin Until I Saw You
I've Got You On my Conscience, But At Least You're Off My Back
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight, Even If I Thought You Could Win
Not Tonight, I Have A Heartache
Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat
We Used to Just Kiss On The Lips, But Now It's All Over
When Your Phone Don't Ring, It'll Be Me
Who Put All My Ex's in Texas?
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
These Boots Were Meant for Lickin'
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down the Bannister of Life
You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not To Play<p>Titles of Songs That WS's might sing to or about their OP:<p>Pardon my Southern Movements, Miss Lou
I've Got Ford Engine Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand miles)
I've Got Elgin Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand hours)
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
If My Nose WEre Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If She Puts Lipstick on My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It's Love
I Kissed Her On The Lips and Left Her Behind For You
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
When We Get Back To The Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
When We Were Down to Nothin' (Nothin' Sure Looked Good On You)<p>What the WS might sing to a friend:<p>I Won't Go Huntin' With You, Jake, But I'll Go Chasin' Women
All the Girls Look Prettier At Closing Time<p>What the OP might sing to the BS:

Your Wife's Been Cheatin' On Us Again
She's Your Cook, But She Burns My Bread Sometimes<p>[ January 06, 2002: Message edited by: Lady Clueless ]</p>

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LOL....My H would surely be humming "That's my story and I'm S-S-S-Sticking to it" <p> [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]

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What would a WS sing to the OP? What about the one that goes: "You may not be mr right, but you're mister right now".

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