Male problem...Ladies don't look! - Marriage Builders® Forums

Girls <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> You looked!

What are you kidding, guys don't have problems. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Ok, to everyone that got a smile out of this fess-up and reply. Guys too.

We all need smiles! Blessings to all!

Thanks for all the help everyone. I couldn't have got this far without your advice.

Yes, you gave me a SMILE.

This was the first post I clicked on when logging in to the message board.

You are a 'stinker'. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I am busted- I looked- Thanks for the laugh- Have a great day.

I DID NOT look! I just clicked on your post....but I DID NOT look. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I didn't look, either. I always does what I'm told. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
PM

I am LOL as I type this - You so very got me on this one! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> It was the first subject I clicked on. Couldn't wait!

hahaha - very funny! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

You know what is striking me? If the subject line said "Female problem"...how many guys would look? Probably none, eh? RUN AWAY!!

Heehee <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Go on, tell us more........

Heehee <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Go on, tell us more........

Being Ladies you know we are perfection personified......... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

So we looked to help the inner boy in YOU!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

The inner boy in me made me post this. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

my evil twin made me look <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I'm busted!

Dobie

Oh my. You got me. I looked and then looked again to make sure I didn't miss the problem. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> And you know what...when I am PMSing I could find a problem anyway. So there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> LOL

I don't even know ya and ya got me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> Good one. LMAO. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Tiggy

[ March 12, 2005, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Tiggy ]

Guilty as charged.

Whisper

Add me to the list RHM. Thanks for making my day!

this is what happens when the idiots leave the villiage!!!lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I got a male problem, My W leaves the seat down ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

V funny !

<blockquote>quote:<hr />this is what happens when the idiots leave the villiage!!!lol [Eek!] [Big Grin] <hr /></blockquote>No doubt!

Bob Pure is even here. Haven't heard you joking around in awhile buddy!

Weaver I had a good look at the cards in my hand and its a winning one ! Just cos theres no aces don't mean I won't win with it <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I'm doin much better than I thought. I have obsessed on stuffso much I've not read the big positives elsewhere.

Learned a useful lesson there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

See? Another male problem ! Not seeing the forest for the trees ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Right on Bob!

Bob.....your fly is open (I looked)!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Tsk ! Dang button fly jeans ! Who decided they should get fashionable again 'stead O zips ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

<blockquote>quote:<hr />when I am PMSing I could find a problem anyway. <hr /></blockquote>HA! It's tenfold when we guys are PMSing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Wow...I don't think...I've ever got any laughs on here...til now. Thanks. PS...I knew the ladies would peek.

You INVITED all the women in with that intro. he he he
gentl soul- that's the first thing that I thought. I'm impressed by the man who will go the store for tampons. LOL
M

PMS? Did someone say PMS?

Here is something I thought was amusing along that line....

All men know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his very life into his own hands! The following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driverâ€™s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other:

DANGEROUS: Whatâ€™s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Hereâ€¦Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee! You look GOOD in brown!
SAFEST: WOW!!! LOOK AT YOU!!!
ULTRASAFE: Hereâ€¦Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Hereâ€™s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Hereâ€¦Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Hereâ€¦Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didnâ€™t overdo it today.
SAFEST: Iâ€™ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Hereâ€¦Have some MORE chocolate!

Have a nice day, y'all!

hcii

Not fair!!

It ain't April's Fool Day yet!!

The devil made me do it!!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

this was very funny!!

<blockquote>quote:<hr /> Girls You looked!
<hr /></blockquote>AHHHHHHHHHH, but I did not inhale. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />