JUST KIDDING <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

ROTFLMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

AW - Did you hear from Aussie????

Just kidding!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I thought I was going to get to be King!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

President at least!!

I just see your flag now ... ol bars & stars ... Look away look away dixieland .... Ooops Robbyland sorry .. lol hehehehheh <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Robby, NCW inferred you'd rather be a Queen so I shelved your application.

Seriously folks, get back to Idiotville where you belong. This was a very silly joke and I don't want the mods on my back for abusing the system. Thank you all for your support. TT

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Hey, maybe I should extend the Kingdom of Caerlon to this board since, after several years, and 3 incarnations, it appears to have died over on D/D. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

It is a coup d'etat!!!!

I love a good coup d'etat!

Which requires a good coup de grace!!

5 STARS FOR TUCKTUMMYVILLE.

Yeah. By the power vested in me by the vaunted Eye of Thundarra, I proclaim Excelsior TuckTummyville!

No more thousands of pages!

Of course, it will require death by moderator of our beloved founder, but where has Celly been? A martyr for a founder is what gives these places charm.

Grab the torches and pitchforks my brethren, it is time for REVOLUTION!!!

(Spelled correctly and appropriately starred, just in case JUSTUSS is watching.)

PS. I bet you looked at the answers and you know what I'm talking about.

Just because a northerner whooped your "bottle " ! ...well missus cockney - guilo - bra testing britches, I DIDN'T Cheat so there ! I also beat Squid's friend Dawn at a PS2 Karaoke game over Christmas and she was GUTTED too ! * sticks out tongue *<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hear that?

REVOLUTIONARY TALK!!!!

Lines drawn in the sand ...... taunts ...... inflammatory insinuations!

This thread will LIVE!!!! It has LIFE and VIVALITY!!!

First TuckTummyVille Law and Precept....

Anyone who posts "Mornin' all. Coffee's on." will be summarily clubbed and skinned.

T-tummy,

Finally you get it, you must start your own thread to be Queen.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

OMG, my two favourite boys and the Queen. Flattered. TT

Seriously, are you counting NCW as a boy.

Isn't that questionable these days???? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

BOY!!??!! BOY!!?!??

By day I may be innocent and childish. But at night I am a sexual tyrranosaurus.

(Just ask Robby).

BWAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You people are NUTS! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hehehe. Long live Queen TT.

Idjits.

(shaking head)

Idjits.

Vive the new 'ville.

Vive the revolution!

What goes on in the "old ville?"

REAL WORLD PROBLEMS. What is UP with THAT??!!?!?

Oh the flock has strayed, how they have STRAYED.

I tried, Lord I tried.

"Cap'n I dinna think the engines can take anymore. I'm not a miracle worker."

"Idiotville .... idiotville..... it's made from PEOPLE!"

And no sympathy. Doesn't anyone know how difficult it is for a guy like me to hold the standards SO LOW?

That's me. NCWalker. Flyer of standards beneath the freakin' RADAR. Everyone else just wistfully looking at my vapor trail.

>Everyone else just wistfully looking at my vapor trail.

Those weren't looks of wistfulness. That was revulsion.

What have you been eating? Eggs and beer again?

You scurvy wench!!!

You lowered the star count!!!

Just for that, I am going to make it my mission to FIND your van.

[color:"blue"] "Mornin' all. Coffee's on." [/color]

[color:"red"] Bite*me NCW [/color] <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

The devil you say. After 2 weeks, they're sayin' their gonna pay it off.

Personally, I hope the tranny sticks for them twice as much as it was doin' for me.

- Kimmy

So guys, where do you sign up for a bit of real estate round here.

NCW, have you been eating live octopus legs again???

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ok, that made me LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

'snot scurvy. I've been eating my oranges.

OOOOH OOOOOH!

Do I get to pick the place, Pep??!!!!!

YESSSS! The standards are skimming the ground.

TTVille RULES! And I am keeping the lawns mowed!

Nirvana, nirvana, I have found thee and you indeed lack standards.

.... on my nose

here

http://www.origo.hu/i/0502/20050204nannymcph.jpg

Ok.

So what would the preferred condoment BE were one to actually bite Pepperband?

Pepper WOULD be the obvious choice. But the mind just RACES at the possibilities.

"Cap'n, Ima thinkin' I kin get the standards a wee bit lower for you sir. I'll jes need to re-route the dilithium crystals before the libido get's outta control." - Scottie, from the long lost Star Trek episode "Billy Shears Redux, What DID he Stand For?"

BBQ Sauce. Specifically Sweet Baby Rays.

Did I just spell condiment wrong?

Freudian slip or subtle pass by the moderator?

The world may never no.

JUSTUSS I AM THY NEMESIS!!!!

Ranch Dressing.

OHH.

BBQ Sauce AND ranch dressing.

You could deep fry horse hockey and dip it in both together and it'd taste like heaven.

-Kimmy, who's surprised her hips haven't exploded yet.

Oh good grief, he is out of control again <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

And he was in control when exactly?

Cos I kinda like him this way.

NCW - where's that JL you promised me? I keep checking the mailbox.

Do you still live where you said?

I mean, it is not like I could VERIFY that fact or anything. Seeing as you were Plan B ing me.

You. TuckTummy. Why for all the Plan B??

Even Pep. Plan Bite. Starts with a B.

I get a Rolleyes from FF.

MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! They are picking on me again.

It doesn't matter. I filled out change of address....so there.

I wasn't plan beeing you. I was plan cmaing me. Big difference.

Does that mean my comic isn't in the mail?

MOOOOMMM! I'm playing our song.....

Trumpets and violins, I can hear in the distance
I think they're calling our names.
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will
If you just take hold of my hand.

Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful....

It is not in the mail.

Send me your coordinates to my e-mail and it will be in the mail.

Okie dokie. Gotta work right now tho.

BACK - BACK VILE ONE!!!!

Having to work means that you have STANDARDS!!!

Out, avast ye! Back to the place you came from.

At least don't mention them here. You never know WHO it will attract.

SNORT!

Vile??? You call me vile????

You who runs around buck nekkid scaring wildlife and whatnot...you call me vile?

Oy vey.

Y'all have gone around the bend.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Me,maybe..
JLS, sorry not JL.

this was the perfect place for me to say HEY Ya'll! and Pep stole my line, but Bite me anyway NCW,even if it's too late for coffee!

BTW, Mardigras is coming, and good ol St Loo is the best place for it this year! Anyone wanna come and see my goat? (NO NCW, that was NOT a come-on)! GoatTee (yes that is his name) will be King of the pet parade this year, the place for idiots and their pets.

I really Miss You Idjits - an idiot away from I'ville ( I can say that HERE) is still an IDIOT!!! You can take the Idiot out of Idiotville but you can't take the i'ville out of idiots. A idiot by any other name is still an idiot. An idiot is an idiot is an idiot is an idiot is an idiot..Thank you Gerty Stein (one of the great idiot writers).

BWWAAAHAA uself and long live TT!!!

PS, I may be back 2moro with coffee.

JLS!!!! HI!!!

I would exchange pleasantries. But not on this thread. Which I call "Idiotville Purified by the Holy Fires of No Standards."

The other (lesser) thread is simply known as "TuckTummyVille Light".

or perhaps "Wayward Idiotville" Home of the wayward idiots who have lost their was and are in the fog of logic and reason.

But most descriptive and important, it is probably best known as "The Town Where NCWalker is NOT." 'nuff said.

I accept your BITE ME!! And revel in it. Just be careful as I have not bathed.

As previously stated, there will be NO coffee in TuckTummyVille

---------

Subject: Starbucks Denies Coffee to Marines !!

Starbucks Denies Coffee to Marines !!

Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let
them
know how much they liked their coffee and to request that they send
some of it
to the troops there.

Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of
their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in
it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee.

So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by
buying any of their products!

As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out
in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but
that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting
street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right.

If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard
it and no one will never know.

Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again
when I deploy once more.


"Semper Fidelis."
Sgt Howard C. Wright
1st Force Recon Co
1st Plt PLT

Hallowed Roster of people who have requested a bite from NCW:

Pepperband
JLSeagull
KiwiJ (on the "lesser" thread)
Robby13 (assumed)

Looks like I will be busy. Fortunately, I have the strength of 10 men.

JUSTUSS -

C'mon. Give ole NCW one little "bite me."

I know you wanna.

Come play with us!!!

And to give the reborn city legitimacy, here is our first official holiday !!!

Aarrgghh, Got my own coffee! Aarrgghh Watching Aarrgghh SpongeBob Aarrgghh this Aarrgghh AM with Aarrgghh DS8.."Only the captain is allowed to say AARRRGGHH".

"EAST!!?!!? I thought you said WEEST!!!" - Patrick Star

Oh,

And to make SURE no-one takes me seriously (in all seriousness) you should know that the Starbucks thing was an internet RUMOR that had been going around.

Remember that there are NO STANDARDS HERE!!!!!!!!!

Caveat emptor.

Starbucks Rumor

OMG, you quote Spongebob, or rather Patrick..THAT is scary. Now I get it...you obviously have the orb of confusion in your pocket, turned ON. Rantings of NCW explained.

And thank gawd you have cleared up the Starbucks thing, but if there are no standards here, then as at the bar, there should be no talk of politics NOR religion...that no standards thing is making me feel quite at home.

On that note, I am going out to the barn, where horse$(!+ is horse$(!+, and I KNOW horse$(!+.

Seriously (HA, I know that's not allowed here, that is why I am doing it!), I start my "new" not-new-year-but-personal-resolutions 2day, getting back into shape. Worked on my resume 2 days ago. YAY ME!!

>So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by
buying any of their products!


That's it! I knew they were in league with the Devil. Krispy Kreme frozen mochacinos for everyone
(does that count as coffee)

JLS -

Of COURSE we have religion. But there are no standards.

New city's official religion !!

DOWN WITH STANDARDS!!!

I don't know who Spongebob is. Barney the Dinosaur is playing in Hong Kong tomorrow. Must be doing a World Tour. All the best acts come here.

I'm here, splitting my loyalties. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Don't worry, so am I!

Before I even opened that link, I was thinking this.. You don't know who SpongeBob is??!-Blasphemy!!

Now THAT there link was funny, NC, I don't care who ya are.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

t&l

P.S. I hear there's a job opening for a new and improved first daughter, over in the feminine hygiene products department. Applications are now being accepted.

And BTW, by not having standards, that is a standard, not to have any standards

don't worry notso ( I know you were), I can't apply. I'm not "new" or "improved".

WHAT THE ****** IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

A NEW ****** TOWN?!?!

FORMED BY A ****** IDIOT?!!?

AND JOINED BY OTHER ****** IDIOTS!!!

THIS IS ****** MUTINY!!!

YOU'RE ALL ******!!!

Old and derelict works for me, too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t&l

thanksalot t&l, i dunno if I woulda put it THAT way. And you would have to accept that option I guess.Because here there are no standards!

You're welcome. No problem. The pleasure was all mine, I'm sure! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Zark off Nippy.

They're mostly harmless.

JLS and T&L - OUT OUT OUT!!!!

You said PLEASE.

You said THANK YOU.

This is a REVOLUTION!

Statements must echo disparaging comments about the increase of standards in Idiotville

- OR -

They must be revolting.

NCWalker

the TuckTummyVille MODERATOR!!!

(C'mon JUSTUSS, one teeny-weeny "Bite me." Loose the starched shirt, you are not a number, you can shake the chains of the matrix. I could then die a happy man.)

>They must be revolting.


No, dear heart, that's just you.

Dd, Bwaahaha..PLEASE, that was too funny. THANK YOU. He IS revolting!! And "mostly harmless", isn't that was said about Earthlings in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe?

NC, "thanksalot" was sarcastic. Sooorrreeeee (also sarcasm), too much standards for ya?,or just too confusing?, oh Holder of the Orb of Confusion. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

>Earthlings in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe?

Yeah. But it was Earth they were talking about...it was the solitary entry for our blue-green planet. Zark off was in it, also...quite a lot, too. There was also all kinds of gin and tonics...with all kinds of spellings...

I love those books. Didna see the movie,actually I tried to watch it.

Well, goodnite (nappy-time), Arthur Dent.

Oooo another "mouse" reference, like Pinky and the Brain!

I figured you would JLS. We seem to like the same reads (JLS)....JLS....

BTW: My 16 year old just read JLS. He said, "Mom, you have to read this book..." Um okay. Checked it out at the library when I was like, 13.....hehe!

My DD15 still won't read it(JLS). And she wouldn't touch Hitchhiker. At least she's got Harry Potter and we got that in common. And those movies are great too.

Well, really off to bed, will be up til 4 AM tonite. Goodnite again, really. I'm gonna be banned again anyway for this "serious" talk about books and stuff.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> How can I be replaced????? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> And so easily. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

neak,

You are not replaced. They feel that they can replace you because of your lack of standards. That makes you welcome here. Peruse above. Talk of books and there merits. Bleah. The neighborhood is going to pot.

Where is the OVERINDULGENCE???? Where is the INNUENDO??? Where is the quasi-revolting behavior that is strangely compelling?

You are welcome in MY town.

I am officially MODERATING out this book talk as counter-productive.

There is no "yin" in TuckTummyVille. Only runaway "yang."

neak, I christen you the wearer of the official town tee-shirt emblazoned with the town motto:

ALL MOTOR AND NO RUDDER

Wear it proudly. Unless you feel compelled to frolic. At which point you can still wear it, but not as a shirt.

It is OK to wear it whilst cavorting. But on odd days it must be inside out. Unless that becomes a standard. In which case you must wear it rightside in and wrongside out one even days, which of course are the ones divisible by prime numbers.

See how it works? If you do, then THAT is when you must go.

Some just don't take the hint.

JUSTUSS - Where is my "BITE ME"???? Don't make me bring out the vaunted double-dog-dare.

>"BITE ME"????

I'd give you one, but:

1. It'd make Nippy way jealous
2. You've developed quite enough following as it is, thank you very much....there's no need to go and give you an even higher self image.

NCW, if we have an official town tee-shirt that becomes a uniform which is a standard.

Although, I really, really want a tee-shirt with ALL MOTOR AND NO RUDDER on it.

I saw a girl wearing a tee-shirt at the university the other day and it said:

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE

I really wanted it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The tshirt I saw that I wanted said:

Donde esta mi pantelones?

Classic.

NCW, I must appreciate the delicious irony of your addressing this comment to a newly-published author, with a 2nd book due out soon! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Poor Neak. So young to be disowned by your mother on the same day your lifework is labeled "counter-productive." Hubba hubba. Even I didn't work THAT fast!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

I am delicious and full of iron. As well as irony. And I also iron.

In fact, I might be the ferrous one of all. BWAAA HAAAAA.

AND

I might add for all of you to see, exactly which thread remained on page one on Friday night.

While some other thread fell by the wayside to page ... Oh, I don't know. As I am a little to classy to go past page 1. So's I don't know what page that other place fell to.

Do they have a page 100? Well it's on it.

You're a very interesting man. Almost magnetic, even.

t&l

Yes.

I am thinking you would enjoy my pole or eyes.

(Easy folks. It is a pun.)

JUSTUSS I remain untouchable.

Just a wee "bite me." I promise I will stop.

And if you by that lode, stone me why doncha??

Better watch it, NCW, or you're likely to find your burgeoning rebellion NIPPIED IN THE BUD-T!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Said with a mouth full of peanut butter:

Why do I thay theez things? As a bee therches for pollen, as a flower therces for light, these are the reezons as I muth.

TT,

Can I come here for a little tuck in my tummy?
I've been eating too much lately...

Buuuurrrrppp ah!

Get it? Get it?

pole or eyes?
as I muth?

C'mon. You don't find humor like that in the other place.

(t&l, I forgot you must be proud of the DD and the book).

Oooops! That was a STANDARD. Damn the torpedoes, off with her head! Or someones.

NCW & t&l, I'm sitting here LMAO.

I surrender to you and your wit.

Too smart for me - I belong in the other place.

Did Kimmy's tee-shirt read "Where are my trousers?"

How strange.

Got polarize. Missed azimuth--although my son, Neakbro-the-science-geek would've gotten it just fine.

Beware, the head you lose may be your own, if NIPPY, bless his obscene, profane little heart, has his way! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Yes, it did, and how scary that she was having to ask because she didn't already know. What kind of party was SHE at, anyway? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

t&l

Ruffled, of course you can, if you can get a word in edgeways. NCW is TOTALLY obsessed with me. I go to Idiotville, he's there; move over to TTville and he's on my heels. Of course, I've been starved of male attention for two years now so I'm putting up with him for now until something better comes along.

I see how it is.

Relegated to the position of stop-gap.

Well.

Can't say as how to take that.

But it doesn't bother me, as there are NO STANDARDS!!

Fa la la la la, frolic frolic.

That's funny.

I "thought" I heard an echo. The other town is so empty.

It was a fleeting sound. A Will'o'wisp. That vaguely reminded me of the Mayor.

{Which is why I am really upset. He has no staying power.}
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

But he DOES have standards.

Oil and water, that pair.

A small saga. A late night, Friday night, improvosation. As NCWalker channels the spirit's of the ancient bards....

Picture if you will, NCWalker in a trashy evening gown of red satin, with black lace. His buxom busoms pushed out as he reclines agains the bar and speaks in a Mae West voice....

"Well I appreciate all the attention, boys, but there is only one cowboy in this town who can satisfy me. That tall, handsome drink of a Sherriff Justuss. In fact, I wrote a little poem about him, wanna hear it?"

{numerous shouts of approval and affirmation from the dusty, dingy, sexually frustrated cowboys clustered around NCWalker}

"Well okay then....

There once was a Sherriff named Justuss
Who frequently came round to bust us

But the trophy on my shelf
A wee masticate myself

To get that I will just have to just cuss."

What can I say folks?

Humor and fine theater. All accomplished with absolutely NO STANDARDS.

TuckTummyVille - It's NOT Idiotville.

Here is a handy tid-bit from the resident standards-holder-downer, master-thespian, and advice-giver NCWalker on how to woo the ladies....

"Kiss your girlfriend where it stinks - IDIOTVILLE"

Here is another tidbit.

Quintessintially, it all boils down to pirates. For once the third trimester ensues, even a lazy restraint must not presuppose from yams.

Note the utter lack of standards.

Other towns can TRY and remove those pesky standards, but it is a farce.

In TuckTummyVille, the anti-standard continuum is so pervasive that even thought lacks coherency.

I Don't Infer Overly Trying Violent Inferences Like Lackadasical Elephants. Such Underwriting Causes Kneejerk Suspicions.

Woops. Sorry folks. Lack of standards gave me a little typeface problem there. Here. Let me fix it for ya.

I
Don't
Infer
Overly
Trying
Violent
Inferences
Like
Lackadasical
Elephants.
Such
Underwriting
Causes
Kneejerk
Suspicions.

Hmmm. That isn't quite right. Well. I am not about to ADOPT standards and do something like edit.

We will just keep at it. It has to SING, ya know?

I
Don't
Infer
Overly
Trying
Violent
Inferences
Like
Lackadasical
Elephants.
Such
Underwriting
Causes
Kneejerk
Suspicions.

But I Think Each Masterful, Ecclectic Revision Obfuscates Badly. Bothersome. Yes. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Hey, did you all hear about the new wine they are importing from New Zealand?

It's called "Robby, Don't leave me...."

Yes folks. TuckTummyVille.

Where there will be no fixation without representation.

Of course, since we do have a Recreational Welfare and Health Department funded by all that fixated revenue, we will of course need a town proctologist.

And the nominee is ..... Robby13

YAYYY!!!!

Oh. Wait a minute. All his experience is in the other direction. Lack of standards means the resume reviewer has acute, chronic, dyslexia.

Robby is a trocpologist ...err... agistaproclot ....err... a progtocolist.

Eh. Takes it in the [censored]. Same diff.

HE'S HIRED!

NCW - hilarious! I will even graciously forgive the cracks about books, since even though you were being insulting, you were talking about ME!!!! And that is what is most important, to me.

Neak, thank goodness someone is brave enough to post here. Your mum was requesting a "new and improved first daughter". I thought I might apply for the job.

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

That sneaky Neaksis will probably be first in line with her app, but you're welcome to try too. I'll bet her standards are so low that she'd let just about anyone be her new and improved first daughter.

Which is not meant to insult you in any way. (Only Neaksis.)

Low standards - you should stick around.

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Night-night, will do!

My WH was around to collect the girls today. Took the twins on a bike ride. When he'd gone, I noticed he'd left the February National Geographic on the coffee table and it has an article on "love" and the chemistry involved in physical attraction. I think he was trying to show me what happened to him.

I read it later. All I could think was I want some of that love, but not with you. After being on MB, there was nothing in that article I didn't already know. TT

If you hung around here, you would only get confused.

I am confused.

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What, 24 hours nearly, and no new posts.....Is Tucktummyville going the way of The Kingdom of Caerlon?

http://www.marriagebuilders.com/ubb...03664&an=0&page=2#703664

I don't know how to post that more compactly so that you only see the name of the thread rather than the address.

>What kind of party was SHE at, anyway?

Toga. Hence,

Donde esta mi pantelones?

Morning.

Coffee is only on if your intent is to use it to scald somebody.

TuckTummyVille word for the week:

anarchy: 1. Absence of any form of governmental authority or law. 2. Disorder and confusion. 3. Bait for the moderators.

NCW

You have male...I mean mail.

I can't hear the word anarchy w/out the Sex Pistols bouncing around in my head.

Scuse me. I feel an urge to go cover my jacket in safety pins.

This probably belonged on WAT's tech thread, but...

German Engineering vs Arab Technology

That was funny.

It's yours, all yours. Everything I have is yours.

Only anarchists need apply. It's the law.

t&l

well I'll be silly....

Paint me tickled Pink

Nc Walker has his own town...

*giggle*

Welcome, welcome, I'd like to thank you all for joining in the first TuckTummyVille sing-a-long...

Feel free to join. In fact, I INSIST on it.

I ROCK, I ROLL,
AND I'M NEVER DROLL
NCWalker..... NCWalker......

HE'S LOVER AND A LAYER,
THANK GOD HE'S NOT THE MAYOR
NCWalker.... NCWalker.....

But I'm still not above patronizing NCWalkerville.

neak,

I don't hear you singing.

He rocks, he rolls,
And he's never droll......

Actually, you don't have to sing because your standards are at the right level. NON-EXISTENT!!!!


WOOOOO HOOOOOO!

Ok, my next song is dedicated to the Mayor.
(sung to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" by Ernie on Sesame St.)


Love monkey, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Love monkey, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Love monkey, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Love monkey, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and hairy and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

What talent, but you sing out of tune.

All righty then.

We are only 1286 pages behind that other town.

TuckTummyVille is a boom town, pilgrim. And the law ain't here, so's we make our own laws.

And just remember, enumeration = standards.

How many pages is the other place? ZERO

(Wave at TT!!! Hi TT)



(anyone's guess as to what was actually waved)

What place is Zero pages?

Of course, cracks about my signing only inspire me to prove you all wrong because you all know I don't not sing unwell.

mi..mi..mi...MIIIIIIIIIIII


OHHHHHHHHH!
You get a line, I'll get a pole HONEY.... HONEY....
You get a line, I'll get a pole BABY.... BABY....
You get a line, I'll get a pole,
We'll go fishin' for a moderator veto
Honey oh baby you're MINE

A triple negative makes a positive. You didn't fool me matey.

Ohhh.

I see. A few pages ago you wuz settlin' for me. Cuz I was the last man on earth (I SWEAR she said it folks, then edited it out).

And now it's "matey".

Arrgggh. Avast ye buxom wench, lower your standards or prepare to be boarded.

Arrghh. Aye.

And even a bilge rat knows a triple negative is still a negative. Argggh.

Unless ye be takin' the square root o' that little urchin. And then, as sure as I have a peg toe, that 'uld be an imaginary number.

And don't none o' ye salty dogs be askin' me about my peg toe. It be a personal matter I'm none to fond of discussin'

Where be the grimacing pirate emoticon? What kind of swill joint is that lubber Harley runnin' with no pirate emoticon?

Avast!!! Batten down the hatches and report to the moderator!

And I must insist, that since I am attempting to provide a welcome atmosphere, that we use our real names instead of these paltry screen names. So I'll go first.

My real name is Fabio.

Fabio "el Diablo" Cocktoasten.

Rats!

Rats!

Leaving the ship!

Avast, I'll sail by my onesys before I give in.

CAPTAIN Fabio "el Diablo" Cocktoasten

My cat's name is El Diablo Gato.

- Kimmy

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Fabio stretches after a long sleep. Refreshed.

What will happen today?

{{froz}} Saw you thread about the DD. You know how I feel about that.

A ship, and a Captain, hasn't that all ready been done on another thread??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

There's another thread?

Just because I can.

Suffering the whimsy of your whims.....

could be worse things.

Like when the weather changes and my peg-toe aches.

Just been to the cinema to see Narnia with girls and WH. I had a lightbulb moment. The thing I fear most in the world is flying. It is a mad, irrational fear; I know the statistics of how safe I really am but I feel out of control when I am up in the sky. I have to do it, of course, or I'd never get around this wondrous world, but I wish to God I could overcome this. And it struck me tonight, when I see WH or speak to him now, or even get an email from him, I feel that gut churning sensation I get when I have to fly. Not a good feeling.

That's why I needed to regain power in my town tonight. I felt out of control. TT

So did you like Narnia? I thought it an excellent representation of the book.

You take control.

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. Audre Lord

A runaway train of emotions can be stopped. Patience and persistance.

OMG!!!! Advice .... slipping .... out....... urg ... oof.

Lo, I wrestled my demons and he was named STANDARDS

WAAAA HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Sorry. Had to reboot the ole mind there folks. Now my neurons are firing to calliope music again and all is right with the world.

Yeah, I liked the film. The fighting scenes reminded me of LOTR but a kid's version! I'm sorry to say I can't compare it to the book because I never read it. I think until I was 14, I only read Enid Blyton - British equivalent of the Nancy Drew Mysteries.

I know I need to get a grip. He really couldn't hurt me anymore than he has - could he?? I think it's because I know big decisions need to be made after our permanent ID is sorted (paperwork already underway) and I find it very scary.

Right - sorry to get serious. Let the madness commence. TT

I thought there was gonna be no book talk here?!?!

I'm telling!

It is I!!

CAPTIAN Fabio "[color:"red"]el Diablo[/color]" Cocktoasten

And I am officially somebody's pirate.

I sense the mayor is back for another trouncing. We should all partake in a good trouncing now and again. For if there were no trouncings, how could one discriminate between say, taking a nap, and being trounced.

Avast - CONTRAST is the key. Chroma, hue, brightness and whatever the heck RGB is mean little. It is all in the contrast.

(Wouldn't it be cool if RGB was Ray Gun Blaster? I could really use one-a those, man.)

Avast yer own self!

oooh oooo a TROUNCING?!! Are you gonna use your peg toe to "kick" him?! Sorry you don't even have a whole peg leg. Sounds like a personal problem.

And I know someone whose initials are RBG (close, anyway), and that don't stand for ray blaster anything, I can tell you.

There should be ONE standard here....NOBODY give NCW any KIND of a gun or blaster!

jls

oh,btw, I thought this town would have been deserted by now. Living next to NCW has GOT to get tiresome. But, ya' know, real estate is scarce. And probably really cheap here. Is this the ghetto? Or would that be a standard?


What is that AWFUL screeching noise? Does anybody else hear that?! Blah....



I see dumb people, but I know where my pants are!!! That should be my new signature line. Or maybe, Where are my pants? I never see dumb people. OR Where are my pants, I can't see! Now, THAT would be a party.

OK, I'm done paying attention to NCW now. I shouldn't be paying him anything, esp for that awful singing.

Snopes.com Starbucks

Dear Readers,

Almost 5 months ago I sent an email to you my faithful friends. I did a wrong thou that needs to be cleared up. I heard from word of mouth about how Starbucks said they didn't support the war and all. I was having enough of that kind of talk and didn't do my research properly like I should have. This is not true. Starbucks supports the men and women in uniform. They have personally contacted me and I have been sent many of their Company's policy on this issue. So I apologize for this quick wrong letter I sent out to you. Now I ask that you all pass this email around to everyone you passed the last one to. Thank you very much for understanding about this.

Howard C. Wright
Sgt USMC

Is this "the other place" that Kimmy was talking about?

Or do I have that wrong?

Tee hee.

Arggh.

LAND HO!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinkin' I'll be pullin' in to harbor soon.

I'm feeling the urge to carouse with the moderators.

Fabio "el Diablo" Cocktoasten

Ah Ha, Fabio, I'm aboard.

(Still waiting for H)

Arrghh.

Your H is welcome.

I have mops the be needin' some use.

And planks at yer request.

For a nominal fee.

I mean, it IS St. Valentine's Eve, shouldn't someone die?

And that be CAPTAIN Fabio to you...

You'll be learnin' your place, or you'll be guttin' fish.

Very very clever. I have worked out the code.

Fabio el Diablo Cocktoasten = A SABBATIC DOCILE KEN OF LOOT

We can set sail tomorrow. The treasure will be ours. But make haste Captain, it's out there now for all to see. ah ha.

>LAND HO!!!!!!!!!


What did you call me??????????????????????????????

I'm telling your mom to wash your mouth out!

Don't you get it Kimmy, it's all code

LAND HO = Ho land (Holland)
That's where the treasure must be. He's gone on ahead without us, the swine.

Ohhh! I wanna go to Holland.....

Ooooooh!

Anagrams.

TuckTummy = TummyTuck

And I didn't even have to work that hard.

We're all aboard Cap'n. The treasures ours.

As usual you're surrounded by women.

How do you DO THAT?

traitor

the mayor leaves and kiwi runs to nctraitorville <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

NCtraitorville - I like it.

The Mayor's in Vegas AGAIN

NOOOOPE, the mayor said he was leaving to see BB in FL. Three day weekend here for some us in the States. Don't suppose Kiwi's celebrate Presidents day, LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Aw c'mon FF be a pirate.

It's fuuuuuuuuun

lalalalalala

gee this is kind of fun messing with ol' NCW <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hmmmmmmm how many stars should I give this thread???????????????

ha ha ha ha ha took the rating down to 2 stars

maybe I should be like NCW and run naked through the town causing trouble........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG, FF just ran naked through the town.

Lock your children inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> well maybe you should cover your poor eyes too <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Just for that I am painting graffiti all over town too WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Oh FF I was kidding with you.

Now how do I get the star rating up again.

shhh...I'm on a mission for the mayor.....shh.....to make up for the downgrade of stars to our beloved Idiotville by an unnamed manical man

He's certainly nuts.

I can verify that.

I scared NCW off his berry own thread! Victory is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, I think NCW might be asleep.

coffee, Jen? Tea? How about hot chocolate.

Stick around and chat with me. Everyone went to bed and I got a second wind.

I'm fine. It's only 7.24pm now.

Don't need coffee. It must be 10.24 where you are now. But the day before.

Yeah, 10:25 on Thursday night. I guess I need to kick K outta my side of the bed and go to sleep. I got kind of crazy for bit. 'nite Jen.

Nite FF.

Talk to you soon.