---Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?












To knock the pee-pee's off the smart ones.




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I hope wats sitting at his desk giggling at that one...

ARKie

I don't get it...

yuck yuck

Guess mine was too small to see. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Some little girls with brothers have penis envy.

Some of us guys have penis shame.

Oh well.

WAT

Ok so that is an anti male joke lol

So here is my joke.

God came down to Adam in the garden of Eden.
Adam looked sad and god asked him why he was sad because god had created the most beutiful place for adam.
Adam said I am very lonely.
God told Adam he could fix that. God told him he could create the most beutiful, caring, loving, serving creature that could keep adam company.
Adam said that would be wonderful. God said it would only cost him an arm and a leg.
Adam thought for a moment then asked "What can I get for a rib?"

Did you know that Eve had the first restaurant? She made Adam's hotdog stand!!!

Good one Aph, good one.

Hey Ark, your up carrots are showing.

SS

My husband was the oldest of 6, all boys except one. His sister (next-to-youngest) couldn't wait to start kindergarten, because then she'd have a p*nis just like her older brothers.

OK, HL, if that's how it's going to be:

Few of my favorite man-jokes:
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
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I'm blonde, so I'll throw in my favorite blonde jokes:

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One- She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her

Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
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