Mulan's long rant about Flirting - 11/29/07 06:20 PM
I was recently part of a panel discussion at a writer's convention where the subject was "Flirting - Do's and Don'ts."
There were a fair number of people in the audience, including three high school girls.
The panel immediately started off with how harmless and fun flirting is. The other female on the panel, a cute younger married woman, mentioned how much she enjoys getting those zings of attention (she actually said that) from other men and considered it harmless fun - just something to get her through the day.
I wanted to ask her if her husband knew about her harmless fun zings of attention, but I didn't. (He was not there. I wonder why.)
At my turn, I said, "Please don't flirt with people who are married. It's massively disrespectful to that person's spouse."
Everybody's face fell and said "oh - well - but it's harmless - uh - uh - "
I said, "The difference between being friendly and being a flirt is that flirting is ALWAYS sexual."
(startled looks from the audience) "uh - what? huh?"
"Of course it's always sexual. When was the last time anybody here flirted with their parent? Or with their sister or their brother?"
(stunned looks as realization dawns)
At this point the cute young married female said, "I wouldn't have any problem with my husband flirting with other women! He's kind of shy and I think it would be cute! It would be good for him! I wouldn't mind at all!"
I put my head down on the table for a minute and tried not to have another meltdown on the spot. Then I said, "I used to think the same thing. I used to think it was cute when my husband flirted with other women and they flirted right back at him. I used to think I shouldn't let it bother me.
"I don't think that way anymore.
"The biggest problem is this: Getting those sexual zings of attention is exactly like a drug to many, many people, both male and female.
"As with any drug, you soon need bigger and bigger and bigger hits to get the same thrill.
"It isn't long before just getting a smile or a reaction out of the waitress or the co-worker isn't enough.
"To get the same zing, you have start spending more and more time with that cute co-worker.
"You have to start going to breaks with them.
"You have to start putting them in your car and driving them off-site for lunch.
"You have to start taking them with you on your business trips
"You have to start taking them to dinner
"And to shows
"And sightseeing
"And to bars
"And drinking with them
"And you have to walk back with them to their hotel because it would be rude if you didn't
"And you have to start lying about all this every single day to your spouse or your significant other so they won't find out and interfere with you getting your harmless fun zings
"And you get to find out what all that lying and unaccounted time does to your spouse's ability to trust you
"And you get to find out what happens to a marriage when you have destroyed your spouse's trust with lies."
The place was dead quiet. The three high-school girls were sitting on the edge of their chairs and their eyes were huge.
"Well, I really didn't mean to bring the panel down like this. I just want to point out that there is a MASSIVE difference between being friendly and courteous to someone and and being a flirt - and that if you don't understand the difference, you *will* destroy good relationships."
At this point the high school girls jumped up and said, "Yeah, we know what you mean! The guys at school are awful! They are all over us all the time! They DON'T know how to just be friendly or nice! They gotta flirt and push all the time and if we don't do it back they get mean and call us - uh, nasty names!"
I gave them one word: "Boundaries."
"Boundaries define the difference between flirting (sexual) and being friendly (normal)."
"Boundaries."
They all looked very happy and the mom of one of them found me later and thanked me for talking to the girls at the panel the way I had.
Just for the record, I worked as a waitress for a while in an airport coffee shop in San Antonio. I did not mind talking to men who were friendly and courteous, but most of them weren't.
They just wanted to flirt.
Remember, I was young and cute then, and 99% of the men I waited on (most of them wearing wedding rings) would flirt, and flirt, and push and dig for that zing of attention to be returned, and they would get very annoyed and refuse to tip if it wasn't returned.
One of them called me "rude" and "a b*tch" even though the service had been fine. The only problem was I had not returned his flirting.
I hated it. I felt like a wh*re. I wasn't there to serve coffee and food - I was there to provide strange men with zings of attention and flirtation and THAT'S what they were tipping me for.
My husband behaves the same way. How many times have I heard him say, "Oh, well, this one's getting negative tip points" - and it is ALWAYS because she refuses to flirt with him. I have always been sitting right there and seen this countless times.
It might dawn on a man someday that that waitress or check-out girl he's trying so desperately hard to get that "zing" from is almost certainly somebody's girlfriend or somebody's wife
It might dawn on him that MAYBE she's trying not to disrespect her own boyfriend or her own husband by flirting with YOU.
I can tell you, the vast majority of men behave with waitresses and with ANY OTHER WOMAN IN A SERVICE JOB exactly like my husband does.
They behave like it's part of that woman's job to flirt with them and provide them with zings of sexual attention no matter what she's really there for - and if she won't do that, she's a rude b*tch and it's negative tip points for her.
I have been subjected to this many, many, many times by married men and I ALWAYS hated it.
I was happy to be friendly and courteous to men who were also behaving in a friendly and courteous manner AND WHO TREATED ME WITH RESPECT, but I quickly started DESPISING the ones who insisted that I return their flirting - that I give them a nice little sexual zing of attention along with the rest of the service - or they'd refuse to pay.
To me, that's how you treat a wh*re. And I honestly don't think these men have the first clue of how to relate to a woman any other way.
Why is it that places like Hooters and casino bars and even the geisha in Japan are so bloody popular?
Because those women are PAID to flirt with men as part of the service. When men go in there, they can be guaranteed of having their flirting returned and getting those zings of sexual attention that some of these rude frigid b*tches working in restaurants and in other service jobs (like me) just won't provide.
All they have to do is pay for it.
The trouble is, there are plenty of women who WILL respond to flirting because they've learned that it will give them whatever they want
Like tips
Like money
Like attention
Like gifts
Like lunches
Like dinners
Like trips
Like Broadway shows
Like evenings in fancy sushi and sake bars
Like promotions
These women ARE wh*res in ever sense of the word. They care nothing about the husbands or fiances or boyfriends they might have at home - they are absolutely willing to trade flirting, sexual attention, sucking up and often a whole lot more to ANY man who is in a position to give them anything on the list above.
He can be a total stranger or he can be their boss - they do not care as long as they get what they want from that list.
And boy, do they ever get it.
But women like me, if we try to insist on being treated with courtesy and respect at all times, are
frigid
rude
a b*tch
nasty
controlling
need help
need medication
need to find somewhere else to live
And get ignored in favor of the wh*res.
I am happy to treat other men with friendliness, courtesy and respect.
I will NOT flirt with them because I an a married woman and it is NOT part of my job to provide strange men with zings of sexual attention.
So, somebody come in here and defend flirting among married people. Go ahead, make my day!
Mulan
There were a fair number of people in the audience, including three high school girls.
The panel immediately started off with how harmless and fun flirting is. The other female on the panel, a cute younger married woman, mentioned how much she enjoys getting those zings of attention (she actually said that) from other men and considered it harmless fun - just something to get her through the day.
I wanted to ask her if her husband knew about her harmless fun zings of attention, but I didn't. (He was not there. I wonder why.)
At my turn, I said, "Please don't flirt with people who are married. It's massively disrespectful to that person's spouse."
Everybody's face fell and said "oh - well - but it's harmless - uh - uh - "
I said, "The difference between being friendly and being a flirt is that flirting is ALWAYS sexual."
(startled looks from the audience) "uh - what? huh?"
"Of course it's always sexual. When was the last time anybody here flirted with their parent? Or with their sister or their brother?"
(stunned looks as realization dawns)
At this point the cute young married female said, "I wouldn't have any problem with my husband flirting with other women! He's kind of shy and I think it would be cute! It would be good for him! I wouldn't mind at all!"
I put my head down on the table for a minute and tried not to have another meltdown on the spot. Then I said, "I used to think the same thing. I used to think it was cute when my husband flirted with other women and they flirted right back at him. I used to think I shouldn't let it bother me.
"I don't think that way anymore.
"The biggest problem is this: Getting those sexual zings of attention is exactly like a drug to many, many people, both male and female.
"As with any drug, you soon need bigger and bigger and bigger hits to get the same thrill.
"It isn't long before just getting a smile or a reaction out of the waitress or the co-worker isn't enough.
"To get the same zing, you have start spending more and more time with that cute co-worker.
"You have to start going to breaks with them.
"You have to start putting them in your car and driving them off-site for lunch.
"You have to start taking them with you on your business trips
"You have to start taking them to dinner
"And to shows
"And sightseeing
"And to bars
"And drinking with them
"And you have to walk back with them to their hotel because it would be rude if you didn't
"And you have to start lying about all this every single day to your spouse or your significant other so they won't find out and interfere with you getting your harmless fun zings
"And you get to find out what all that lying and unaccounted time does to your spouse's ability to trust you
"And you get to find out what happens to a marriage when you have destroyed your spouse's trust with lies."
The place was dead quiet. The three high-school girls were sitting on the edge of their chairs and their eyes were huge.
"Well, I really didn't mean to bring the panel down like this. I just want to point out that there is a MASSIVE difference between being friendly and courteous to someone and and being a flirt - and that if you don't understand the difference, you *will* destroy good relationships."
At this point the high school girls jumped up and said, "Yeah, we know what you mean! The guys at school are awful! They are all over us all the time! They DON'T know how to just be friendly or nice! They gotta flirt and push all the time and if we don't do it back they get mean and call us - uh, nasty names!"
I gave them one word: "Boundaries."
"Boundaries define the difference between flirting (sexual) and being friendly (normal)."
"Boundaries."
They all looked very happy and the mom of one of them found me later and thanked me for talking to the girls at the panel the way I had.
Just for the record, I worked as a waitress for a while in an airport coffee shop in San Antonio. I did not mind talking to men who were friendly and courteous, but most of them weren't.
They just wanted to flirt.
Remember, I was young and cute then, and 99% of the men I waited on (most of them wearing wedding rings) would flirt, and flirt, and push and dig for that zing of attention to be returned, and they would get very annoyed and refuse to tip if it wasn't returned.
One of them called me "rude" and "a b*tch" even though the service had been fine. The only problem was I had not returned his flirting.
I hated it. I felt like a wh*re. I wasn't there to serve coffee and food - I was there to provide strange men with zings of attention and flirtation and THAT'S what they were tipping me for.
My husband behaves the same way. How many times have I heard him say, "Oh, well, this one's getting negative tip points" - and it is ALWAYS because she refuses to flirt with him. I have always been sitting right there and seen this countless times.
It might dawn on a man someday that that waitress or check-out girl he's trying so desperately hard to get that "zing" from is almost certainly somebody's girlfriend or somebody's wife
It might dawn on him that MAYBE she's trying not to disrespect her own boyfriend or her own husband by flirting with YOU.
I can tell you, the vast majority of men behave with waitresses and with ANY OTHER WOMAN IN A SERVICE JOB exactly like my husband does.
They behave like it's part of that woman's job to flirt with them and provide them with zings of sexual attention no matter what she's really there for - and if she won't do that, she's a rude b*tch and it's negative tip points for her.
I have been subjected to this many, many, many times by married men and I ALWAYS hated it.
I was happy to be friendly and courteous to men who were also behaving in a friendly and courteous manner AND WHO TREATED ME WITH RESPECT, but I quickly started DESPISING the ones who insisted that I return their flirting - that I give them a nice little sexual zing of attention along with the rest of the service - or they'd refuse to pay.
To me, that's how you treat a wh*re. And I honestly don't think these men have the first clue of how to relate to a woman any other way.
Why is it that places like Hooters and casino bars and even the geisha in Japan are so bloody popular?
Because those women are PAID to flirt with men as part of the service. When men go in there, they can be guaranteed of having their flirting returned and getting those zings of sexual attention that some of these rude frigid b*tches working in restaurants and in other service jobs (like me) just won't provide.
All they have to do is pay for it.
The trouble is, there are plenty of women who WILL respond to flirting because they've learned that it will give them whatever they want
Like tips
Like money
Like attention
Like gifts
Like lunches
Like dinners
Like trips
Like Broadway shows
Like evenings in fancy sushi and sake bars
Like promotions
These women ARE wh*res in ever sense of the word. They care nothing about the husbands or fiances or boyfriends they might have at home - they are absolutely willing to trade flirting, sexual attention, sucking up and often a whole lot more to ANY man who is in a position to give them anything on the list above.
He can be a total stranger or he can be their boss - they do not care as long as they get what they want from that list.
And boy, do they ever get it.
But women like me, if we try to insist on being treated with courtesy and respect at all times, are
frigid
rude
a b*tch
nasty
controlling
need help
need medication
need to find somewhere else to live
And get ignored in favor of the wh*res.
I am happy to treat other men with friendliness, courtesy and respect.
I will NOT flirt with them because I an a married woman and it is NOT part of my job to provide strange men with zings of sexual attention.
So, somebody come in here and defend flirting among married people. Go ahead, make my day!
Mulan