cake-eaters sooooooooooooo much I think I don't even like cake any more...

any one have some good pie...??
flan??
twinkie???


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arkie

me either ark! I don't like tarts much either lol <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Love in Christ,
Miss M <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I never liked cake, or sweets, when I was young. Now I love chocolate cake. I could eat a whole one standing over the kitchen sink. Not that I have ever done that. LOL

But I'm with you, Arkie. I very much dislike the adulteror who inevitably wants to eat their cake and have it too.

The epitome of SELFISHNESS.

I hate flitters. Women that flit from marriage to marriage dragging their poor children behind them.

I love chocolate cake, though, but gave up sugar. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

You know what else I hate? Baggie underwear. when the elastic wears out you are supposed to throw them out. I'd rather go columbo (is that the word) than wear bagged out elastic. Men have strange under habits.

Oh I know, boxers. I'm going to get him some boxers...with buttons, no elastic.

LMAO !

Did you mean "Commando"?

I guess you could go "Columbo" Weavie, but I think his underwear may be on the stinky side. I don't think he had good grooming habits. Just an observation.

Oh no. LMAO. You are right, Jo. Yes, that would be disgustingly gross!!!!

is that where columbo put his cigar...I was wondering what that was there...

ARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeap Ark. Hence his signature trench coat.

always hated cake too ARK...but if you'd like I could whip you up a big batch of brownies....how about ice cream????

I love the crust on brownies....
I could eat the whole outer edge,....and leave the middle for the others..

ark

You want to know what's ironic...

The fact that my WW hates cake...I would't even buy her a birthday cake for her birthday. I'd buy her a key lime pie instead.

And now she's a cake eating fool... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You people need to clean up yur diets! GOOD GRIEF! Is there an ADULT in the house!? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

MelodyAtkins <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Hmmm.... I'm wondering if that was a froidian slip....

That quote painted a word picture of a dirty old man in a trench coat with nothing on underneath...

Josie??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

who know's... maybe Columbo was a king in the bedroom...

Is that the columbo you were talking about? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

LOL

Well Acey I have never really cared for desserts in general (i know what is wrong with me) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />. But i do like a good cheescake once in a while.

Definitely gives new meaning to "let them eat cake..." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

I didn't say DO columbo, I said GO columbo.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

Man, Mel is right. Get your minds out of the gutter!

Jeesh!

my mind is not in the gutter...

it's in the brownies.....

I mean Miss M said she hates tarts, and nobody thought she said farts.

Amazin, I'm goint to kick your @ss!

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Sugar is bad for you Ark. It cause sexual malfunction.

Just remember that.

Try a nice snack of brussel sprouts instead.

**thud** dat is amazin! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

So you love cake while you GO columbo? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I personally prefer a good MLT (Mutton, lettuce and tomato), when the mutton is nice and lean (from The Princess Bride).

I love a good dark chocolate cake, though. Haven't had it in a long time, 'cause I heard tell it was bad fer ya. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Last week I made a three layer sour cream chocolate cake with toffee pieces in between the layers and on top.

Yum.

Anyone care for the rekipee??

Nothing will ever compare to a raw oyster and peanut butter samich. Sheer HEAVEN!

I'm making ice cream cake for the kids for Valentines day!

I HATE warthogs and skankmobiles!!

I swear, you flat headed yankee gals will eat anythang!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

It's close... only off by one letter... I got confused... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

they could have but it wouldn't have been as funny...LOL

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Ouch!!!

Ok.... Ya got me... I'll be nice now... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

What... no more comments from the peanut gallery?

LOL...

Hmmmm.... What do I hate???... (Hate is such a strong word)...

Liars... yes.... I hate Liars... You can't trust 'em...

The only thing worst than a liar is someone who is living a lie...(AKA Cheaters, Cake Eaters, Adulterers, Infidels, Traitors, Betrayers, Faithless Deceivers, Gas lighters… and many others)

Sometimes I stumble on to the most amazing threads.....

SS

I hate... Living with Re-written history!

I absolutely HATE how any Hero/Heroine, or a just plain quality spouse, can become a total scoundrel that has never done anything right within a few weeks time <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

I hate lima bean...yes I strongly strongly hate them..

there I said it

that feels so much better

ark

I like lima beans.... I like all beans... beans are my favorite fruit... especially coco beans...

And you know what they say.... you should eat 3-5 servings of fruits and vegitables every day....

I do my fart.... Oops I mean Part.

No sane person likes lima beans. My parents used them as threats.

"Now eat your snails that mother took the time to insert into shells, or we will serve lima beans instead."

I mean whats a kid to do with choices like that?

Jo,

Last time I ate raw oysters I ended up in the hospital in isolation for a week. Spinal Meningitis. At least that's what they thought it was. It never occured to me to tell the doctors that I had eaten raw oysters several hours before I ended up in the ER. Isn't that funny, it never even occured to me until years later that it was the raw oysters?

Ended up with a heart murmur from those six little gross outs on the half shell.

But go right ahead and break out a jar of jiffy and have at it. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I hate liver
and lies

No sane person likes lima beans. My parents used them as threats.

I like them. Draw your own conclusions. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Of course, I was a scoutmaster for the Boy Scouts of America for about 12 years, and the boys do all the cooking. I'll eat almost anything.

Lima beans can be a real treat sometimes - depending on what you had the last two or three days before.

SS

Note that I said "almost anything." I don't eat liver if I can help it, but I will if there is nothing else, and we won't be home for two weeks.


I hate lies.
I hate adultry.
I hate evil.

SS

Subject: Re: I hate.... cake eaters sooooooooooooo much

Why do they eat cake?









Because.....





THEY CAN!


We need to get some kind of thread going for the cake feeders here on the site.

They have the power to get the cake eating to stop.

committed

That is very smart, Commie!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I hate lima beans, hominy, escalators and bridges!

.........and steenkin CARROTS! Most of all, CARROTS! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

* nods *

Ummm... hello... Columbo... Have you been reading my post's on this thread?...Do I sound sane? I’ve been in the Navy for 20 years… That should explain a lot...

LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm with SS... I'll eat just about anything... Had a choice between liver and fish yesterday at the chow hall...

Yep... You guessed it... Liver... I get a craving for it every now and then… Maybe its my body telling me I need vitamin B.

Liver and onions is the food of the gods. Yum !

Raw oysters...

I was stationed in New Orleans... Ever heard of the Acme Oyster House?... Love it... with a little hot sause... or butter... chase it with an ice cold beer... Mmmmm...

Fried Oyster poor boy... dressed... Oh yeah... That'll put some shazizzle in your manizzle... lol

I love liver and onions!

Crawfish:... Crawfish boil... Mmmmm

Stand back... let a professional in here...

Of course my WW would never touch the stuff... she said she wasn't suckin heads and eatin tails...

Speakin of suckin heads and eatin tails... I wonder what she's doing tonight?....

OMG did I go there?...

Let me check... yep sure did... LMAO

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LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

escaltors and bridges..mel???

I Live in a city of bridges

ark

I do too.. They got those suckers on every corner! JAYSUS!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

I suppose you eat carrots? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Now Josie has done gone and made me think of a story! Y'all are so lucky! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mr. W and I had a friend that worked for a company with a bizarre "late/tardy policy"...Anyone that showed up late for work had to eat an entire jar of BABY FOOD MEAT!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> No one was ever late more than once! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mrs. W

P.S. Oh yeah, and right now, I REALLY, REALLY HATE NutriSystem!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

I like baby food meat!

So you failed on Nutrisystem, I take it, and now ya hate those dirty bastages? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Are you sure you're not from TX?

Oh.. wait.. I see now... A Yankee transplant in GA...

I think you've been southerized... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

LOL

I hate carrots cooked....,
I like them raw in salads or on a vegie tray..

but any vegetable that you cook and it turns sweet,.,
like carrots
I don't like...

I like veggies...cept them disgusting lima beans....
bleeechhhhhh

ark

ut oh, he just called MrsW a "YANKEE." God help dat man! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

I hate the hypocrisy of WS and OP

I hate when single OP who say that since they didn't take vows they aren't doing anything wrong messing with a married person...

but I think I hate most the BS who believe their life will end and be horrible without their spouse....and settle for non recovery

and I think I am starting to hate a ryan seacrest just a smidge

Oh... I see... a southern transplant in enemy teritory....lol

I had it backwards... I thought is was Atl GA... Native in Michigan...

But its... Atl GA Native.... in Michigan...

Gotcha... I'm kinda slow sometimes...

I always like confusing Yankee's with sayins like...

"Never get into a brayin contest with a [censored]..."

Or...

He was shakin like a hound tryin to pass a peach pit...

LOL...

On the baby food meat...eeeeewww, you are NUTS!!! (We need a barfing emoticon around here!) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I haven't failed on NutriSystem...YET...lol...It just SUCKS outloud!!! Couple of "buzz phrases" for ya...Non-refrigerated meat that you add boiling water to so that it magically "puffs up"...and Powdered Eggs...Nuff said!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

And for now Amazin'...Dat boy MUST be a YANKEE not understanding the meaning of "Atlanta, GA NATIVE"...*shakes head*...Callin' me a Yankee!!! *gasp*thud* Don't be blasphemous boy!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I am, however, guilty of marryin' one of them thar Yankees...He's undergoing the process of conversion though! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Mrs. W

bwahahahaaa! My favorite is when you mention the "wah of nawthen aggression." They get this BLANK LOOK. **snort** <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

nawthern aggression...

hee hee

as if.....

Here's another:

Smilin like a [censored] eatin briars. (smile not to be trusted... up to no good)

How bout... Facinate...

My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but she can only facinate.

LOL

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, danged if dat boy Amazin' ain't funnier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mrs. W <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

see this is just proof of the many many reasons why the south shall never rise

Ark...

Sayin' stuff like that, yer just a beggin' for Mel and I to show up on yore doorstep so we can git yer hair did up all purty like...We've got rattin' combs and a case of Aquanet with yore name on 'em Missy!!! We ain't skert ta use 'em neither! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mrs. W

mel wouldn't make it up to my door,,,

she'd get her hair stuck in the silly white stuff out there called S N O W and slip on something called ice....

right before she swears..
dayum it's cold is it below 70 or something???

ppssssst...hey arkie...I betcha they'll stick them thar tongues to the flag pole...if'n we double dawg dare 'em! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ahem...Mel used to live in Michigan..."Up North" Michigan EVEN!!! Drivin' in da snow ain't no big thang...I mean, c'mon, it's so easy that even Yankees can do it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> What else "you guys" got? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

And here's the thing 'bout Southerners and snow...It ain't that we can't drive in it when it happens down there, it's just that we prefer to take the day off...DUH!!! We can't help it that you Yanks didn't figure out that really fine trick! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mrs. W

SNOW?? What's that?? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

We take the day off in CA when it rains! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

And watch "storm watch" on the news when it sprinkles!

Mrs. W. is getting on my nerves again.

And it does bring me great pleaasure to say that in a couple of months I will be a Michigan transplant to GA.

Oh the irony. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

New Orleans = Red Beans and Rice...to me. Scrumptious! Oh and those little spicy meat pies...and that chicory coffee. ...and that bread pudding with the carmel bourbon sauce...oh yum!

I hate it when parents who are caring for children have their lives ripped apart. I hate that this wonderful, valuable time is robbed from them and turned into pain, instead of the joy that it was meant to be, and the safe, joyful haven it is supposed to be for their kids. I HATE THAT.

I hate the years I lost with my daughter. I hate the pain I brought into our lives. I can never get those years back...when she was 6 until she was about 11.

My biggest regret... unmeasurable loss.

How can you make someone see though. Some just can't see through their own pain and rejection. Another beauty of Plan B... refocusing on the remaining family and self.

I hate it when parents who are caring for children have their lives ripped apart. I hate that this wonderful, valuable time is robbed from them and turned into pain, instead of the joy that it was meant to be, and the safe, joyful haven it is supposed to be for their kids. I HATE THAT.

dead on hates my friend...I concur as well....

the cold reality...

no child DESERVES it...

ark

I hate when parents actually USE their own children to further their dispicable causes. It takes a special kind of monster to use their kids as weapons...hurting the kids most of all.

How can you make someone see though. Some just can't see through their own pain and rejection. Another beauty of Plan B... refocusing on the remaining family and self.

That is so true. I have no qualms about telling a parent to STOP the drama and to focus on what they children need of them. If you have no children and you want to embroil yourself in the drama, have at her.

They have NO business doing it to the kids. I work in a school district and I see it more times that I want to.

I am glad that you posted that Josie. Too many people don't even take notice of the kids. That is sad. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

committed

I hate...

Going to a funeral of a friend's husband, and the OW (who has an OC with said dead guy) is sitting in the row in front of me sobbing the whole way through. Oh, and that my friends kids were over hugging on OW. Criminy. I wanted to leap the chairs and kick her [censored] myself!

I hate....

that somehow my friend (who is less than 30 yo) accepts this whole mess (there are actually 2 OW and 2 OC) and trys to play normal, just to keep this guy in her life. He was the ripe old age of 26 when he died of a drug overdose at his girlfriends house. This was a surprise to my friend who said he had been living with her again the last month as they again attempted to reconcile, and she put the divorce on hold during this attempt. He has 3 kids with his wife (10, 7, 5) and 2 OC.

Only good I can see is that she will now get SS for the kids. She's been doing it all on her own for so long she deserves the money to help the kids.

I hate the pain here but love the support and kindness.

I hate how a 46-year old adulteress believes it is okay to impose herself on another woman’s 3-year old son’s life as if she has something good or positive to bring to him. The same woman who has for all intents and purposes has abandoned the life of her own 20-year old daughter.




I also hate changing tires in a snowstorm (I have done that twice this winter, once with a suit on. Bummer.).

Oh yeah, I hate camel faced, lop eared, jug headed, bug eating referees who don’t understand what constitutes traveling in basketball but are still enthusiastically willing to use this lack of knowledge to decide the results of games in the last 30-seconds! Ummm……guess what happened in my game on Saturday?

hee hee chrisner..I hate bug eating referees also....