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Posted By: suamico OT:tips for women in 2008 - 06/23/08 11:02 PM
My friend sent me this yesterday via e-mail. I rarely forward these things and this one is kind of geared a bit to singles but I thought it was funny. Number 8 is my favorite and 6 is my second.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the [censored] has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from work, or retired, that might need a reason to smile!
Posted By: cinderella Re: OT:tips for women in 2008 - 06/24/08 11:41 AM
I might could do most of those. Maybe.
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