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Posted By: ark^^ ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/22/09 09:53 PM
10. She became addicted to a game in which you pop bubbles endlessly on addicting games.com...and couldn't break a score over 100.

9. She took medics advice and really did jump off a cliff grin

8. She has been taking lessons on how to MAKE pasties...read NOT wear pasties.

7. She has been working on her disortation for getting her Docorate in Opinion giving 101

6. She had plastic surgery to look even younger so no one would call her a VET anymore

5. She has been busy taking spelling lessons

4. She was insessintantly emailing the mods to trademark her "^^"'s so no one else could ever use them and they banned her.

3. She got a WII and can kick anyone's butt on Aerosmith Guitar Hero

2. She moved to Texas and was too ashamed to show her moniker (ya'll)

1. She got amnesia and temporarily forgot that she LUUUUVS to be the center of attention


hope all are as well as they can be,....

marriagebuilders remains in my prayers daily..

ARKIE^^
Posted By: KiwiJ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/22/09 10:14 PM
grin Arkie^^ (aka Bumpster) nice to see you.

Do you ever hear from the Master Baiter (aka Wattie)?
rotflmao

Hi, ark^^
Posted By: Trix Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/22/09 10:19 PM
I've noticed you've been missing....had wondered why.

Thanks for letting us know. crazy
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2. She moved to Texas and was too ashamed to show her moniker (ya'll)

Hey now.... and it's spelled y'all. rotflmao

Don't be a stranger! smile
Posted By: 2long Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/22/09 10:34 PM
Originally Posted by KiwiJ
grin Arkie^^ (aka Bumpster) nice to see you.

Do you ever hear from the Master Baiter (aka Wattie)?

I dunno if ark does, but I got a Christmas card from him, around Christmas, I think. grin

-ol' 2long
Posted By: ark^^ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/22/09 10:43 PM
wha wha wha WHAT!!!!!

WAT the atheist...sends
2long the astronomor

a CHRISTMAS card!!!!!

Brotherhood transcends all


I have not been in contact with WAT lately,,,

he's in love with his fiance..(perhaps married by now)
but still has his other woman,,,

the SEA!!!!!!!!!!!! not to mention the fabulous sailboat

he is probably off to the Islands ...

I should email him....


you have issues, lady!! stickout


yankees! :RollieEyes:
11. She has a festering hot boil on her keister and needed Pepster to lance that baby for her.
Posted By: ba109 Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 12:18 AM
"insessintantly"

I wonder if this one's on the test. skeptical
Posted By: KiwiJ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 12:41 AM
Hey, Ba, haven't you heard that phoenetic spelling is the latest thing!!!!! :crosseyedcrazy:

You just need to break it down...

Let's see.

in-sess-in-tant-ly

OK, that doesn't seem to be an English word.....
Originally Posted by ba109
"insessintantly"

I wonder if this one's on the test. skeptical

I RECOMEND DIS TRANZLASHUN SIET 2 HALP UR SPELLIN ACCURACY
lol

LOLcat is hilarious!!
Originally Posted by KiwiJ
Hey, Ba, haven't you heard that phoenetic spelling is the latest thing!!!!! :crosseyedcrazy:

You just need to break it down...

Let's see.

in-sess-in-tant-ly

OK, that doesn't seem to be an English word.....

HAY, BA, HAVENT U HERD DAT FOENETIC SPELLIN IZ TEH LATEST TING!!!!! :CROSEYEDCRAZY:

U JUS NED 2 BREAK IT DOWN...

LETS C.

IN-SES-IN-TANT-LY

K, DAT DOESNT SEEM 2 BE AN ENGLISH WERD
rotflmao

Originally Posted by ark^^
wha wha wha WHAT!!!!!

WAT the atheist...sends
2long the astronomor

a CHRISTMAS card!!!!!

Brotherhood transcends all


I have not been in contact with WAT lately,,,

he's in love with his fiance..(perhaps married by now)
but still has his other woman,,,

the SEA!!!!!!!!!!!! not to mention the fabulous sailboat

he is probably off to the Islands ...

I should email him....


WHA WHA WHA WUT!!!!!

WAT TEH ATHEIST...SENDZ
2LONG TEH ASTRONOMOR

A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!!

BROTHERHOOD TRANZCENDZ ALL


I HAS NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WIF WAT LATELY,,,

HEZ IN LUV WIF HIS FIANCE..(PERHAPS MARRID BY NAO)
BUT STILL HAS HIS OTHR WOMAN,,,

TEH SEA!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT 2 MENSHUN TEH FABULOUS SAILBOAT

HE IZ PROBABLY OFF 2 TEH ISLANDZ ...

I SHUD EMAIL HIM.... rotflmao
rotflmao
Originally Posted by bigkahuna
rotflmao

10. SHE BECAME ADDICTD 2 GAME IN WHICH U POP BUBBLEZ ENDLESLY ON ADDICTIN GAMEZ.COM...AN COULDNT BREAK SKOR OVAR 100.

9. SHE TOOK MEDICS ADVICE AN RLY DID JUMP OFF CLIFF

8. SHE HAS BEEN TAKIN LESONS ON HOW 2 MAK PASTIEZ...READ NOT WEAR PASTIEZ.

7. SHE HAS BEEN WERKIN ON HER DISORTASHUN 4 GETTIN HER DOCORATE IN OPINION GIVIN 101

6. SHE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY 2 LOOK EVEN YOUNGR SO NO WAN WUD CALL HER VET NOMORE

5. SHE HAS BEEN BUSY TAKIN SPELLIN LESONS

4. SHE WUZ INSESINTANTLY EMAILIN TEH MODZ 2 TRADEMARK HER "^^"S SO NO WAN ELSE CUD EVR USE THEM AN THEY BANND HER.

3. SHE GOT WII AN CAN KICK ANYONEZ BUTT ON AEROSMITH GUITAR HERO

2. SHE MOVD 2 TEXAS AN WUZ 2 ASHAMD 2 SHOW HER MONIKR (YALL)

1. SHE GOT AMNESIA AN TEMPORARILY FORGOT DAT SHE LUUUUVS 2 BE TEH SENTR OV ATTENSHUN
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8. She has been taking lessons on how to MAKE pasties...read NOT wear pasties.

All that plastic surgery and you're NOT wearing them?? dontknow

I bet ya are,,AND modeling them & selling 'em on eBay!!! naughty
Posted By: ark^^ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 03:01 AM
Ba you are just mean,,,,

incessantly

there are you happy..

my brain is too brilliant to be weighted down with trivial matters like spelling...
my fingers are like lightning

bet Einstien and Niche were very bad spellers as well....

hurrrrmph,,,

I'd take bad spelling over being a Texan anyday.....

pray

arkie (who sees who really missed her and who didn't....)
just as I suspected...
not many think



edited for spelling





Originally Posted by ark^^
I'd take bad spelling over being a Texan anyday.....

psssst...She secretly loves Texas, y'all. laugh
I heard BA109 is going to Basement Cat.

TEEF

Welcome back ^^
Posted By: KiwiJ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 04:08 AM
Originally Posted by MelodyLane
you have issues, lady!!

But....but....but.... I thought Ark was a MAN

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Originally Posted by Resilient
I heard BA109 is going to Basement Cat.

TEEF

silly, DAT IS basement cat!! faint
Originally Posted by KiwiJ
Originally Posted by MelodyLane
you have issues, lady!!

But....but....but.... I thought Ark was a MAN

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

ummm, men don't have these --->>> ^^

Posted By: KiwiJ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 04:25 AM
rotflmao no they don't.

I was just kidding around about the fact that EVERYONE thinks Ark is a man (and JL is a woman rotflmao)
Originally Posted by KiwiJ
rotflmao no they don't.

I was just kidding around about the fact that EVERYONE thinks Ark is a man (and JL is a woman rotflmao)

Who, pray tell, is everyone?
Originally Posted by ResilientTheQueenofEverything
ummm, men don't have these --->>> ^^

Wait, I take that back. Some men do have those. They're known as MOOBs.

:MrEEk:
Posted By: KiwiJ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 04:35 AM
Originally Posted by bigkahuna
Who, pray tell, is everyone?

Oh, you know. Everyone. rotflmao

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I'd take bad spelling over being a Texan anyday.....
That's only cuz you would have to weigh that brain down with Aquanet like Mel.

Nice to see you around ^^
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arkie (who sees who really missed her and who didn't....)
just as I suspected...
not many think



edited for spelling

Come on Arkie - Most of us are in awe that you posted, and can't get it together enough to post.

I bet Mr Arkie could tell us the REAL reason she's been gone.

SS

PS, I only got it together enough because I was shocked out of my shock when my W made me take out the garbage.

I (briefly) thought Still Seeking was a gal blush

sorry

but, I have a good excuse - I used to communicate with a female still seeking on a different forum
Posted By: Neak Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 06:40 AM
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5. She has been busy taking spelling lessons

4. She was insessintantly emailing the mods to trademark her "^^"'s so no one else could ever use them and they banned her.

Keep up those lessons. grin
Signed,
Just Another Spelling Nazi
Posted By: ark^^ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 12:34 PM
Oh silly Neak...

too many pearls of wisdom
not enough time for spell-check

that's the heavy burdon I bare

arkie

Posted By: ba109 Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 01:25 PM
ark,

Sepllnig is auctlaly knid of orevaretd.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Posted By: ark^^ Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 03:49 PM
don't try to make up with me Ba...

I believe the word was spelling NAZI....

harummph.....

arkie..... flirt
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4. She was insessintantly emailing the mods to trademark her "^^"'s so no one else could ever use them and they banned her.

blush sorry! I only did it once, I promise! I thought they looked like litte fox ears.

Fox^^ whistle
Originally Posted by ark^^
arkie..... flirt

The song stanza that goes through my head EVERY SINGLE TIME I read the name "arkie"...(To the tune of "Rise & Shine & Give God the Glory, Glory")

God told Noah to build him an Arkie, Arkie...
God told Noah to build him an Arkie, Arkie...
Make it out of gopher barkie, barkie...
Children of the Lord.........................

Makes me feel young and becomes an "earworm" for the rest of the day, all at the same time! grin

Good to see you ark^^! smile

Mrs. W
Posted By: Neak Re: ten reasons why ARK^^ hasnt been around - 01/23/09 05:47 PM
stickout ^^

I tried to steal Arkie's ^^s and got this:

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You can only have alphanumeric characters (A-Z, 0-9) in your display name. Special characters are not allowed because this allows users to spoof other display names. You may use the _ character to represent a space.

I think Arkie's a mod!
Originally Posted by Neak
stickout ^^

I tried to steal Arkie's ^^s and got this:

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You can only have alphanumeric characters (A-Z, 0-9) in your display name. Special characters are not allowed because this allows users to spoof other display names. You may use the _ character to represent a space.

I think Arkie's a mod!

LOL! grin

She's the "TEACHER'S PET"! Nyah! stickout

Mrs. W
Originally Posted by MrsWondering
Originally Posted by ark^^
arkie..... flirt

The song stanza that goes through my head EVERY SINGLE TIME I read the name "arkie"...(To the tune of "Rise & Shine & Give God the Glory, Glory")

God told Noah to build him an Arkie, Arkie...
God told Noah to build him an Arkie, Arkie...
Make it out of gopher barkie, barkie...
Children of the Lord.........................

Makes me feel young and becomes an "earworm" for the rest of the day, all at the same time! grin

Good to see you ark^^! smile

Mrs. W
So do I, Mrs. W!!! In fact, I once got arkie's attention on a thread by naming it "Noah built arkie^^ arkie^^ with gopher barkie"!
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