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Why not? I could use the diversion. [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

There once was an unfaithful wife Whose betrayal cut like a knife Though she lied and deceived Her spouse never believed For he'd known her for most of his lifeOK...I'm not quitting my day job. Anyone else wanna try?

Here goes...There once was a wife who was happy, But soon she was made to feel crappy, Her man and his whore Created one more [censored] in the world, ain't that just snappy?

Well, he met her one night on the 'net. His favorite fantasy pet. He ran out on me, So I followed Plan B And it worked, but I'll never forget.It's been over a year since I posted on here and I just wanted to check in... It brings back so many sad memories...

Or how's about this?They say what goes around comes around. But I don't think that saying is sound. The court ordered, you see That we live desperately While the tramp's purse with our money abounds.[This message has been edited by pollypurebred (edited May 18, 2000).]

On such short notice... (Publicists don't read this now [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

) lolWhile Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard Her husband didn't know that she heard His coos on the phone She felt so alone His lies, and half-truths were absurd.

There once was a wife of Goober Who thought life was just super She had another man but had no plan And threw her life in the pooper.That felt great!![This message has been edited by Goober (edited May 18, 2000).]

Ok, I'm getting too into this now:What can I do to pay them back? I'll accuse them of selling crack! Off to jail they will go, My H and his 'ho, and from scary inmates they'll get flack.

There once was a wife Who made the mistake of her life She confessed and came clean but all H did was be mean so you see, there's two sides to this knife

Now limericks are supposed to be off color, soMy wife thought she was so slick All she wanted was BF's big d**k So she left me one day And the kids but well hey All I can say is she's psychologically sick

There once was a man we'll call [censored]......... Who saw life through rose colored glass...... But the Ho came along........... and sang her trampy song............ And now the [censored] has no class............

There once was a man who left his wife a woman once called the love of his life he spent all their money and found a new honey who caused them hardship and strife Now the man has regrets The wife no longer frets but the honey now weighs a ton-yMeowcatnip =^^=

Why the husband left is a mystery After all, they had love and all that history! When faced with life's struggles He thought he could juggle Two women who wanted the same thing A life with him and a wedding ring He dumped the whore and said "no more"! And came home to the wife he adored. catnip =^^=

Last one, I promise, unless I'm inspired... Common and coarse with an [censored] like a horse the other woman desperate to marry so got herself pregnant his child she did carry but the husband came home, of courseWords of caution to consider Stay faithful and don't get bitterStay close to your spouse and don't leave your house or your marriage could go in the shi**ercatnip =^^=

I'm just a wife, not a mom I slept with a man I'll call Tom My life is a mess -- Should I expect less? Now, isn't that just "da bomb"? [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

Okay, so...I'm pretty crummy at being brief and making things rhyme! Please keep in mind that it's 1:20 a.m. At this hour, ANYTHING sounds good!! LOLJill [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

I once had a wife so dear, she kept her secret over a year, because of that lie, affair no.2 came by, now she is no longer here.the other man is something to dread, when you think hes with your wife in bed, for disrespect like that, there is only one justful act, to strangle other man 'till hes dead.sorry about last one.. but I am sure you all understand. : ) [This message has been edited by Neobican (edited May 19, 2000).]

There once was a wife from Nantucket For the OM her clothes she would shuck it She lied all the time They were not even sublime So I got to the point where I said "f**k it"

Hey! I think I'm getting better at this!Twisted logic is what one expects... "not an affair cuz there was no sex!" But healing can't start in affairs of the heart with denials that no one respects

The OW's H is a fag. For my H she'd look like a hag. She was my "best friend", But thanks be, H made it end. And she's stuck, a 300-lb bag!!!

My husband had an affair At my heartstrings this did tear Upon discovery We started recovery Now we're an inseparable pair!There had to be one happy one on here, didn't there? [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

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There's a woman who has caught my eye Breaking off contact will make us both cry To pursue her in life Would cause us much strife So to fix our marriage we'll both try. ***sigh***

My old man was lucky to catch, A baby we wanted to hatch, Then SHE came along, Said our marriage was wrong, And he snagged her like Monica's thong.My H is a d!ckless jerk, He met a blond 'ho at work, ....uh, can't think of anymore... [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

GP,I was gonna use the classic "Nantuckett" and you beat me to it! [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]

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