A Guide to Female English - 04/04/01 02:18 PM
Yes = No.<BR>No = Yes.<BR>Maybe = No.<BR>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.<BR>We need = I want. <BR>It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now. <BR>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. <BR>We need to talk = I need to complain. <BR>Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. <BR>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron. <BR>You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. <BR>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. <BR>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. <BR>I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. <BR>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. <BR>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. <BR>How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate. <BR>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on<BR>TV. <BR>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. <BR>Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] <P><BR> <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.