Hmmm...... Our little wild wild west short-legged one who decided to find happiness WAY out west is celebrating her 29th birthday today, again, and again, and again, and again, etc......

All seriousness aside, my heartfelt thought and prayers go out to you today CJ. Your selfless heart and hands have reached so many and for that I am forever grateful. May the good Lord bless and keep you..... Many hugs, many thoughts, and mucho prayers........

Oh and no fair trying to put books in your britches, when Mr New Hubby CJ comes to give you those spankens.... Hmmm.... Spankens, with as many as you're fixin to get can we say you have a fetish?.....

Happy Birthday.....

Love, the Jester....

*WHACK* "Thank you sir, may I have another?" X44!!! OY!! LH, I'm gonna NEED some books or Charmin or somethin'!! And you can SAY I have a fetish, but it's not twue. I do, however, have a fetish for chocolate cake with chocolate frosting...so all you After Divorce Folks, bring it on down! Join the party! YAY!! It's my Birthday!!

FNCJ

P.S. (Thanks for remembering, long-legged cowboy!)

Happy Birthday, CJ!!

You've been an inspiration to me throughout this whole mess and this year, you've got a lot to celebrate. So, have a big bite of chocolate cake on me (better than spankens, IMHO!)

Happy Birthday CJ!

Enjoy your day and the year to come!

Karona

You tell tornapanties or whatever that manly mans name is you want 44 whoopins and like 12 pinches.....to grow on.... Oh and another whoopin for each Marriage Builders Member whose life you touched, if'n you ain't got no fetish yet, you's fixin to cause he'd be a whoopin on ya for dayz....


Ya, it's kind of a funny dang thang... I ain't never met none of them Beatle fellows with the funny hair cuts.... But old, Ringo, isn't he the drummer, sent me an e-mail reminding me........ Anywho, here's looking at you kid...

WHOOOOOOOP.....

What? It's her BIRTHDAY? Why doesn't somebody TELL me these things? And I was gonna take the day off and hang with my buddies! Dangit, now I'll have to change my WHOLE SCHEDULE just to suit MY WIFE'S needs. For cryin' out loud, what's this world coming to?

ROFLMAO!!! OMG, honey you are so funny! You slay me!

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> Whaddya mean you're going bowling?? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

(giggle giggle) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

I'll put down the frying pan if you put down the bowling ball (that's POJA, right?) <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

((((TanMan & FaithPhilly)))))

Y'all have a wonderful evening, day, week, month, year, and life together..... I ain't never heard of having Fried Bowling Balls for a birthday meal, but I have heard you westerners were out there.....

Is that something like mountain oysters? As a transplanted easterner out west, I've heard a lot of unsavory stories about fried balls, but never BOWLING balls. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Bill, your reference to "tornapanties" had me chuckling! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yesterday was my 44th birthday--yes, that's right! I am 44 years old--hoorah!!! I received several nice cards and gifts yesterday in celebration of my birthday, and a very, VERY special (heartbeat) dinner made by my DH--but the gift that got me happy-cry was that my SD10 made me a chocolate cake by herself. She measured all the ingredients and beat it "200 strokes" and everything.

Here's why that makes me happy-cry. The my DH and I have the skids all the time...and their mom is EXTREMELY picky about presents and will usually just return them and buy her own, etc. So the kids are a little hesitant to buy or make gifts because they were never good enough. So for her to give me a gift AT ALL is amazing!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> But for her to MAKE me something is just...just... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I am THRILLED!!!!



FNCJ

Happy Happy Birthday CJ....

Love that SD and her cake... Those are the most precious gifts in the whole wide world!!!

As for the burning bowling balls....AHEM! I've seen a lot of calf-fries and none of them were big as bowling balls!

As for your version of POJA??? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Works for me!!! Hope that skillet is CAST Iron. I've got a 14 incher I could send ya. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

(That's skillet, boys - not balls.)

Hugs and spankins!

Jan

Ya'll are so hilarious.

Happy birthday princess cj!

We love ya.

And buy the woman roses tornpantspete!

I say we rename him TORN PANTS PETE...kinda sounds like SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS.

What a cake! It sounds perfect. I am glad those kids have a stepmom like you! how wonderful a day!

God bless you both <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hope to be following in your paths...you, TORNPANTSPETE, and LOSTHUSBAND AND FAITHHOPELOVE.

Heck...LostH? Need to finally send you that wedding gift. It is sitting in the top of my closet in my spare bedroom. I lost ya'lls addy. Heck, by the time you get the darn thing it will be your ANNIVERSARY present..lol!