KT is correct. That is exactly how I see it. No woman has ever expressed interest in me except for my paycheck. I used to think they were making a mistake to reject me. I figured they were unable to look past the unattractive physical exterior, and that once a woman got to know me well, she would realize I was a great guy on the inside and be very attracted to me. Then I got married, and the better she got to know me, the less attractive Mrs. Hold found me. So now I figure the other women were correct to reject me. That I am not attractive on the inside, either. So I better stay with Mrs. Hold unless I want to be alone.

When you can see it coming, duck!