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awwww....but it's fun! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Maddy, What have you done here girl?
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It could be a lot of fun. Whip? Now we're getting somewhere. How about high spike heels and black leather "undergarments"?
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OHHHHH P-L-UH-EASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Weren't any of you girls Girl Scouts? You know nothing about being prepared? YOU ALWAYS KEEP EXTRA BATTERIES IN THE FRIDGE. Duh! Hurricane season or no, it's no excuse to not have batteries on hand. TJ: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Maddy, What have you done here girl? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">She's created an effing monster, that's what she did....literally...effing...monster.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> OY VEY! DJ: Sorry bub. Got my own pickup for now. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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roflmao at Niosgirl.
Have y'all see the movie, Sex Monster with Muriel Hemmingway and Albert Brooks? He encourages her to a threesome and then she can't get enough. Funny stuff.
Tom, teehee...
dearjeff, apparently you have not seen my purple vinyl pants!
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Are your vinyl pants uncomfy? I used to have a rubber minidress - had to baby powder myself to get into it....would loose about 2/3 my water weight every time I went out in it....lmao! Geez. The 80s...
At least hippie chic is back and is comfy/sexy at the same time!
Haven't seen that movie. Don't think I can right now, either....lmao!
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The vinyl pants no...the inside is soft material..
but I have this wicked awesome full-length dress that does require baby-powder..lol, but boy, is it sweet! I am short though, and haven't had it tailored to the right length yet.
And my birthday present from my hubby was a PVC "little black dress" (in case anyone was wondering what he ended up getting me).
The movie is silly..wouldn't bother watching it, but was funny.
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OH MY!!!!!! You guys are SO BAD!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> All of you - to the corner (your own INDIVIDUAL corners, lol) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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Zizzycool said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You are still lucky. My country do not sell any toys so i might have to resort to vegetables oneday. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Zizzy, The wheelchair would make it almost impossible. Ok. I'm outa this thread, far too racy for me. I feel like a voyeur just reading it.
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I want some too! Someone, something, anything! Bob Pure - your recovery sounds very promising and I agree, you are a braggart!
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This topic has me laughing hysterically while at the same time I find all the talk of toys, spankings, and leather/rubber/vinyl clothing extremely stimulating. This dry spell can't last much longer or I might explode <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> So maddyk when do you post a picture of you wearing your b-day present??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> You all crack me up. It's good to see a lighter side to this forum.
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No one to wear the dress for or take a picture <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
And do ya think he sent a card? Nooooooooooooooooooooo
And do ya think he's called on my b-day yet? noooooooooooooooooooooo
And do ya think he's even sent me an email yet? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bah, see if I wear the dress for HIM!!!!!
Yes, fun topic..lol..a little...ahem..risque for MB, perhpas.
I just keep saying to myself...
I am the one who wants to save this marriage.
I am the one who has chosen this path.
I could've just divorced his [censored] and I decided not to.
My naughty-bits will just have to be patient and undertanding.
HIS naughty-bits are what tempted him to where he is now...not a very nice spot, and I need to remember that.
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You know Maddy, if you lived in TX or I lived in FL, we could get into a helluvalot of trouble together.
Not many other women I know also use the term "naughty bits"...
Sorry hon.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by tummytuck: <strong> I want some too! Someone, something, anything! Bob Pure - your recovery sounds very promising and I agree, you are a braggart! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Its not so promising...its been literally HOURS since we last played "hide the sausage". I feel unloved, I'm just not used to that level of abandonment recently ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> We'll see how teh recovery goes, for now the rummaging is exemplary !
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oops ! Double post !
<small>[ October 06, 2004, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Bob Pure ]</small>
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Bummer, I guess we will just have to imagine what it would look like on you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
How do you get your naughty-bits to be patient and understaning??
My naughty-bits are about ready to pack up and leave if neglected much longer.
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Bob. It's official. You suck, and not in any kind of good way.
Mrs. Bob sucks, too.
Sour grapes and all that.
...going home now...muttering about how the proverbial "they" complain about AMERICANS....
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LOL ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Just kidding, its been a day since we last rummaged. Having 'starved' for teh last 2 years before teh A I can empathise with you folsk, I really can. Its been a bit of a shock to the old body I'm afraid ! My arm & thigh muscles are aching depite gym work and , well, I have a few scratches on me too. * ahem * Mrs. Bob is very lovely, I'll have you know. And she loves me. She said so last night. First time since D-day. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> She's planning something with chocolate spread later, I have instructions to put a beach towel on the bed... It can't continue but its very nice for now. My 'taker' is siting back with a cigarette, smiling for the first time in years !
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teehee, Niosgirl, probably good we are not close!!
Bob, "hiding the sausage"? lol, you can do better than that, surely!
parkem...I refuse to tell you exactly how I make my naughty-bits be patient..lol...
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Bob...shut the hell up!!! just kidding <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> We're happy for you!
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