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Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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TMI people!! ewwwww......bad visuals. Can y'all get a room....this is a respectable establishment! Put that kahuna back where it belongs....now nobody's wondering how big it is.
*keeee keeee keeee*
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I am smiling.
And It feels pretty good for a change.
Hopefully we can keep this up (oops, there's another innuendo)....
I for one am enjoying the laughter.
Thanks all for stopping by.
Would someone mind taking over the "bar" for a while. It's time to go home and try one of those "drinks" Kahuna suggested...
Don't bother locking up. we're open all night!
BH(me): 40ish
FWW:(ILMH) 28yo
DS 3yo
Married 7yrs
Together 10 yrs
??? Spring '07 - Adultery Begins
8/25/07 - 1st D-day (week of our anniv.)
8/07 thru 5/08 - About a dozen D-days/Gaslighting/Flaunting/Fake Recoveries
She finally quit on...
1/1/08 - First real NC attempt(Maybe?)
3/1/08 - Told me OM is an A**hole.(Hope?)
5/3/08 - D-day (Admitted to PA once)
5/4/08 - Latest D-day(Finally confessed to multiple EA/PA in our home)
5/8/08 - Present
Struggling to hold on
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LMAO at Star*fish
hahahaha
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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BK - don't make those of us who haven't had "the pleasure" in months jealous! Months, please.... It's been almost two years.......
BS 52, FWH 53, Married 1-1-84
D-day 5-14-07, WH moved in with OW
Plan A 9 months, DARK Plan B 3-17-08 until 3-2-09
WH and OW broke up 1-09
Started over 7-09
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I know, that MrsKahuna is one naughty chick! GET HER!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I "get" her regularly and I am SO DEAD if she ever reads this thread.... I hear a spanking coming on....becareful she may like it.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I will take a scooby snack and sex on the beach please....and if you don't have the ingredients for those I will take an Adios M0ther Focker.
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AAAAHHHH!!! TMI BK!!! But... good for you <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> RIM
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4. The Fake Orgasm, which sounds like this..."Oh BigKahuna, Oh BigKahuna, Oh BigKahuna!"
*Told to me by MrsKahuna...Don't Shoot the Messenger!!! Hey, I feel gypped...she didn't tell ME that one and I spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard when I saw this! [P.S. Since I orignally came here for a drink, then I'll take a shot of Crown for my Diet Coke. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> ]
Me,BW - 42; FWH-46 4 kids D-Day #s1 and 2~May 2006 D-Day #3~Feb.27, 2007 (we'd been in a FR) Plan B~ March 3 ~ April 6, 2007 In Recovery and things are improving every day. MB rocks. 
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I "get" her regularly and I am SO DEAD if she ever reads this thread.... ROTFLMAO @ Big K!! [Hmmm...this sounds like a nice tool for some blackmailing...anyone need anything from BigK?!?!?!?]
Me,BW - 42; FWH-46 4 kids D-Day #s1 and 2~May 2006 D-Day #3~Feb.27, 2007 (we'd been in a FR) Plan B~ March 3 ~ April 6, 2007 In Recovery and things are improving every day. MB rocks.
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hahahahaha. You're all killing me....
Me: 56 (FBS) Wife: 55 (FWW)
D-Day August 2005
Married 11/1982 3 Sons 27,25,23
Empty Nesters.
Fully Recovered.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy After days like today I'm not sure which I'd rather have, but it needs to be one or the other. Twas a "salmon day."...Swim up stream, fighting against the current, avoiding predation by the monsters that lurk at every bend, and when you reach your goal you get screwed and die.... Mark
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hahahahaha. You're all killing me.... really we can?....whats your poison? sorry couldn't help myself there. wait your killing yourself isn't it the french that call orgasms little deaths....may I feel sorry Mrs. K
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*wakes up in the corner* Man, they make 'em strong here. We've got ice cold Lone Star Speaking as a native Texan, they shoulda left that stuff in the horse, if you know what I mean. Got any Shiner Bock?
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