Thought you all might get a chuckle or 2 out of this:<P><BR>Spousal Needs<BR> A husband and wife are getting all snuggly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??!!" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her <BR>emotional needs as a woman. <BR> The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and<BR>get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. Where she gets a set of diamond ear rings. The wife is so excited she thinks her husband <BR>has flipped out - but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says <BR>"I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." <BR>The husband stops and says, <BR>"No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." <BR>The wife's face goes blank. <BR>"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is <BR>indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, <BR>"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man." <P><BR> A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.<BR>Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.<BR>About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, <BR>"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" <BR>The man says <BR>"No."<BR>Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, <BR>"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?"<BR>The man replies, <BR>"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married in 1967."<BR>"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"<BR>"No," the man replies, "they're all at her funeral."<P><P>------------------<BR>John

Very Nice!!! I could use a little cheering up!<P>J W

laughing a lot!