<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Going with the motif on some of the other posts... here is one from me. All I can say to you guys is... Try and top these. I would absoultly love to see what you guys come up with as come backs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well Java my friend, you offered a challenge so here is my come back....<P>Why Beer is better than a woman:<P>You can enjoy a beer all night long. <P>Beer stains wash out. <P>You don't have to wine and dine beer. <P>A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. <P>When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. <P>Beer is never late. <P>A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. <P>Hangovers go away. <P>Beer labels come off without a fight. <P>When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. <P>Beer never has a headache. <P>After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. <P>A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. <P>If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. <P>A beer goes down easy. <P>You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. <P>You can share a beer with your friends. <P>You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. <P>Beer is always wet. <P>Beer doesn't demand equality. <P>You can have a beer in public. <P>A beer doesn't care when you come. <P>A frigid beer is a good beer. <P>You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. <P>If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. <P>You can't catch social diseases from a beer. <P>When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason. <P>A beer is always satisfying. <P>A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. <P>A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun. <P>A beer does not come with in-laws. <P>No matter what the package, a beer still looks good. <P>To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box. <P>All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak. <P>Beer doesn't complain about farting. <P>The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom. <P>You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. <P>Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought. <P>Beer won't drive you to drink. <P>You can shoot a beer. <P>A beer chaser is easier to catch. <P>You don't need a license to live with a beer. <P>A tree is good enough for a beer. <P>Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't. <P>Beer doesn't care how much you earn. <P>Beer and "ice" don't mix. <P>Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily. <P>Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. <P>Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car. <P>You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. <P>Beer never complains about a wet spot. <P>You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. <P>No one gives you funny looks when you have a dark beer. <P>The word commitment means nothing to beer. <P>You don’t get hairs in your mouth with beer. <P>With beer there is no need to fake it. <P>Great beer is easy to find. <BR>

I shocked someone the other night. Was out with two guys - a friend and his happily married male friend. And I ordered a beer. My friend was shocked that I ordered a beer and then that I drank it. His friend was impressed with my selection. They were Bud or Miller guys and I had a Bass Ale.

Ha ha... very funny. Actually made me laugh this morning. But as they say, turn about is fair play. So here is one back at you. <P>Why Beer Is Better Than Men <P>A beer always goes down easy.<P>A beer can't interrupt.<P>A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.<P>A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.<P>A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.<P>A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.<P>A beer doesn't snore.<P>A beer doesn't sulk.<P>A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.<P>A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.<P>A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.<P>A beer never needs a shave.<P>A beer tastes good.<P>A beer will only come when you want it to.<P>A beer won't switch the TV channel.<P>A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.<P>A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.<P>A beer's life does not revolve around the football.<P>Having a beer can't make you pregnant.<P>Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.<BR>

Java,<P>Even better than the jack-o-lanterns! <P>Mitzi

Wow,<P>Do I feel vindicated. Now I know why I like beer so much <P>Ahh nothing better than a Bass(with the other half of the glass filled with Guinness). Nothing impresses me more than a lady of taste & refinement <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Ah yes, the most sought after black and tan. A personal favorite of mine. Must be a KU thing!<P>Just finding the bartender that knows how to make them right, now that's the trick.<P>I always knew that Cinderella had a touch of class <p>[This message has been edited by Jayhawk 93 (edited October 31, 2000).]

I havn't had a black and tan in a while! What about a black velvet? It's half Guiness and half Champagne(yum). Any sierra Nevada fans out there?

I have a favorite bar in Waikiki where they even have the bent spoon. Chuck's Cellar. Really cool dark place. Piano player, great steaks. I can't wait to go back.<P>It is, however, almost Thanksgiving, and that means the Christmas Doppel Bock is almost ready. I feel a road trip coming on!!!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Jayhawk... in my defense:<P>Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women. <P>A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. <P>Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. <P>You can suck a beer at only one spot. <P>Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. <P>The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. <P>You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday. <P>There's a law about driving after having too many beers <P>You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.