I am passing this on to everyone because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Have a great day!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Fraggles, that would give even a sailor a whopper of a stomach ache. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

So just t/b safe, no running any machinery ok? Geeze, that gets you out of house cleaning today. The vaccuum is off limits. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

L.

You have just made my day that is the first time I have laughted spontaneously in ****FOREVER*****
THANKS BABE

Orchid ~

The vacuum is on the fritz (awwww real disappointment here!) but the spin cycle on the washer looked very intriquing today! LOL

dyinghere -

Glad I made you laugh! I felt the same when I read it! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> It's the best medicine!

Hugs, Frags

Oh Fraggles, your the best bartender ever!!!!

That was too funny, and like Dyinghere, I sure did need that!

Oh puhleazze weaver - I SUCK at bartending! I showed up ONE night! That left everyone to help themselves........OK, maybe that ain't such a BAD bartender! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> I've been nervous at showing my face in I-ville ever since I deserted my post!

Hugs, Frags

Ah Frags,

All a good bartender really needs is a couple of good jokes, a good ear to listen with and a handy box of tissues.

Of course the mini can of pepper spray dangling from the ole charm bracelet comes in handy from time to time too! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

As far as Iville goes, they never really needed a bartender much anyway, just an unlocked liquor cabinet at city hall. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />