I don't know who said it but I'm going to be laughing for the next 20 years over this one:

Some people are like slinky's, they are really good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Bwhaaaaaaaaaaa

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

see? everyone has a purpose... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Boohahhahahahaha. Haha pee pants hahaha. Ah, and I live in a one story house.