I couldn't help but notice your new signature. Is there a story behind this?? I don't want to miss anything!

I have repeatedly insulted PIGS over the years by comparing their .. ummm.. relations to AFFAIR SEX. As in, affair sex is about as romantic as 2 pigs rutting in the pig pen! This is an insulting comparison because pigs are doing nothing wrong.

MY APOLOGIES TO PIGS!!

Oh I see! Yes, that makes perfect sense. Thanks for replying quickly; my curiosity was killing me!

NEWSFLASH for MEL:

PIGS LOVE MUD!!!!

DUH!!! :crosseyedcrazy:

Mrs. W

P.S. You really should take MY picture~~~> outta your stinkin' signature!

shaddup, you wicked yankee dawg, that is the Princess of Texas smilie and dat has MY NAME written all over it!

get over it!!

Funny, Justuss didn't call it the "Princess of Texas"...

She called it by my other name which is of course, "flirt"...Really though, not all that many people know me by that name, so I am gonna have to email her and let her know that she needs to change it to my more recognizable and mainstream moniker..."Mrs. W"!

Mrs. W

P.S. Yankee my [censored]!

I was Georgia born, and Georgia bred and when I die I'll be doggone Georgia dead! YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!

so sez MsMICHIGAN!! :RollieEyes:

I'm on a mission to fix these yankee dawgs!!!

Mrs. W

I'll convert these carpetbaggers yet!

Mrs. W

Just don't be bringin em down here!!

Heck no! Trust me honey chile, I know the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee! The world doesn't need anymore "damn yankees"!!! (like *cough*yore husband*cough*) Them thar fellers MUST know their place and stay in it!!!

Mrs. W

you can take the girl out of the south, but you can't take the south out of the girl!

Dat's right Eph! Eph is a very smart man!

Mrs. W

WHATEVAH! :RollieEyes: Isn't it time to go the "party store" and get a "pop?"

I drink COCA~COLA,the NUMBER ONE soft drink in the world, as you well know Missy!

And a pop is a...Well I won't say it, but I can tell you that it's a POTTY WORD!

As for the "party store" deal...:RollieEyes: Hey, you lived here too!!! Maybe that deal is yore fault!

Mrs. W

Oh..my...! Mrs. W., honey...I'm afraid that yu have forgotten the correcf SOUTHERN pronunciation of the drink that is spelled "Coca-Cola". EVERY good SOUTHERN gal KNOWS that it's pronounced "CO-COLA"!!!!


Waht IS this world coming to when a good Southern girl marries a Yankee and moves off to some God-Forbidden place where you freeze yore heinie off in da winter...AND forgets how to pronounce "CO-COLA"??!!! :crosseyedcrazy:

Mercy me!

Shows what you know LC...I am one of them thar City Slicker Southern Gals from ATLANTA...HOME OF COCA~COLA, remember? It's a LAW that you pronounce it properly there! So I t'ain't no yankee, just plum citified!

Curtsy,

Mrs. W

Citified, huh? :RollieEyes:

Guess that means you were over-exposed to the carpetbaggers that flock to our fair Southern cities! Seems like our Southern city dwellers are becomin' yankeeized more and more! Gettin' to where the only TRUE Southern Belle is a Southern COUNTRY GAL!