New Math for Relationships and Work - 01/29/01 04:43 PM
As usual, I will start this post with the disclaimer that this is meant as a joke to make you all smile. Any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental. It is not meant to be a sweeping generality or in any way "real"--it's just a joke. So, please people, try to get a giggle out of it ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif)
<P><BR>Smart man + smart woman = romance<BR>Smart man + dumb woman = affair<BR>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<BR>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<P>OFFICE ARITHMETIC<P>Smart boss + smart employee = profit<BR>Smart boss + dumb employee = production<BR>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<BR>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<P>SHOPPING MATH<P>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<BR>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<P>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<P>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<BR>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<BR>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<BR>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<P>HAPPINESS<P>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.<BR>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to<BR>understand her at all.<P>MEMORY<P>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people<BR>remembering the same thing.<P>APPEARANCE<P>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<BR>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<P>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<P>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<BR>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<P>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<P>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that<BR>is the beginning of a new argument.<BR><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
<P><BR>Smart man + smart woman = romance<BR>Smart man + dumb woman = affair<BR>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<BR>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<P>OFFICE ARITHMETIC<P>Smart boss + smart employee = profit<BR>Smart boss + dumb employee = production<BR>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<BR>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<P>SHOPPING MATH<P>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<BR>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<P>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<P>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<BR>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<BR>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<BR>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<P>HAPPINESS<P>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.<BR>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to<BR>understand her at all.<P>MEMORY<P>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people<BR>remembering the same thing.<P>APPEARANCE<P>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<BR>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<P>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<P>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<BR>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<P>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<P>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that<BR>is the beginning of a new argument.<BR><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.