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Posted By: StandingPatiently That`s Forgiveness - 06/16/04 06:35 AM
A husband comes home after a long hard day at the office. Upon walking in the master bedroom though, he finds his wife in their bed with another man.

After the lover grabs his hat and pants and makes a fast exit, the wife apologizes and begs forgiveness from her husband.

Her husband though just sits on the side of their bed with his head in his hands. His wife is quick to remind him what Jesus said about forgiveness, "that we should forgive each other not only 7 times, but rather 7 * 70 times; that`s 490 times!!"

"Yes I know dear", the husband replies, "but this is the 486th time and at the present rate, I am just wondering what I am going to do next week"!!

<small>[ June 16, 2004, 01:37 AM: Message edited by: StandingPatiently ]</small>
Posted By: sky diver Re: That`s Forgiveness - 06/18/04 05:13 AM
Very Naughty...

My stomach is flip flopping, swirling, doing back flips, stomachsaults. I feel quezzzy. Does the same forgiveness formula flow apply back to us, to do the don't. If it did, I presume there be a whole lot of shakin goin on...

Could you imagine...

I hear forbidden fruit, makes for bad jams!
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