http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5507105406

I don't think $12.50 will quite cover it!!!

Hehehehehehehe! You really can get anything on eBay!

Next thing will be that Sally has cancer... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

That is just too wierd.

Pretty strange, alright. The guy may have a future as a novelist.

I had to read this because I remembered wannabophim's user name and it has always amused me.

Wait, you're not my wife are you?

Oh no! Ouch! Ouch!