Laura Lee,
The seven year mark serves but a itch-- your ready to become undun. Honey, I so do understand.
You poor, poor, dear. For heaven sake, can't let the trojan horses in now, it has to par with the divine deflowering process. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Have you heard of the joke- why bachelors are like washing detergent? They both work fast and leave no rings! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
So we need to work faster, see if we can relieve you of this dreadful burden and heavy yoke.
Soooooo, we'll have to bump you back you to general questions and send our MB dream, team on a personal mission to locate you a wonderful husband.
Since you now have nothing but time and your hands available to perform a good service. Lol.
Obvious, your ready to graduate from the divorce forum 101---
Wow, here I thought at the two year mark.
I was doin real exceptionally good, a remarkable record for me keeping the values turned off.
Seven years without----oh what a blow, what hardship. Please accept my sympathy, compassion, empathy.
Lost Husband& Maybe Now Found Husband!
Congratulations, on your marriage on June 19. I would be delighted to offer my assistance and services for the intimate and blessed event. As a florist, wedding planner, I am at your service.
As for a bride, how about my sister Laura Lee? I am sure she would be happy to be a stand in should no else apply for the position in due time.
Laura Leebido would I am sure be simply enthustiastic to be released from her harsh yoke of depravation, and sounds quite ready for the bump and grind of marriage. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
Lhusband, this situation might work best as then you don't have to take matters into your own hands. Now tell me how satisfying is that.
As we all know Laura is just hot stuff-
One man plus one woman and God get't the job done.
LOL
Backyard event, you say, consider it done. What's my budget to work with? I'll handle the flowers, martha stewart move over.
Now what we need is some caterers to decide on the menu, or can be pot luck deal, musicians, minister, rings, bridal party, guests from our MB family, invitations, video, cam productions. Throw in a couple of showers, maybe for Laura sake a naughty, nice shower and the best part a very long honeymoon.
Wow what a party...
As for groom's attire--that is selected by the bride her self.
So there we go--we have everything worked out. LOL...
Guess it's time to rent the video Fiddler on Roof!
Are we getting to much oxygen these days or what? Or could it be as we heal, get rid of our negative baggage we have less junk, and clutter and more room in our minds to think about other matters. Oh what torture...
It's time to get back to the pool, laps calm the hormones down quite nicely. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />