Anonymous cards to the XW for the Holidays - 12/10/04 05:13 AM
I don't have a library card,
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby,
You're an ectomorph, no doubt.
Your face is real symmetrical,
And your nostrils are so nice.
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl,
So I could see you twice.
Girl, you smell like Fritos,
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
You're so hot, you're gonna melt,
The elastic in my underwear.
I'll bet you're magically delicious,
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
You'd look like Venus de Milo,
If I just cut off your arms.
Do you believe in love at first sight.
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in.
Stop, drop and roll now,
'Cause baby, you're on fire.
I'll bet your outfit,
Makes a lot of noise in the dryer.
You're absolutely perfect,
Don't speak now, you might spoil it.
Your eyes are even bluer,
Than the water in my toilet.
Say, has anyone ever told you,
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
I wanna be your Krakatoa,
Let my lava flow all over you.
I wanna be your anaconda,
And your heat-seeking missile too.
I wanna be your beef burrito,
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo,
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
I hope I'm not being forward,
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully,
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am.
Maybe you've seen my picture,
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons,
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven,
That would explain how you messed up your face.
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
I'd like to take you home right now,
So you can meet my mom.
Girl, you must be Jamaican,
Because Jamaican me crazy.
Ok, so they aren't real cards, just some stuff I that um.. maybe Weird Al would say.. not sure that I can speak for him.
Alright, I stopped by here cause I'm an old timer, wanted to see what was going on and G is is asleep and I used to hold the title of Villiage Idiot, ok?
Zippy <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
I still miss my X, but my aim is improving... hehe
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby,
You're an ectomorph, no doubt.
Your face is real symmetrical,
And your nostrils are so nice.
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl,
So I could see you twice.
Girl, you smell like Fritos,
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
You're so hot, you're gonna melt,
The elastic in my underwear.
I'll bet you're magically delicious,
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
You'd look like Venus de Milo,
If I just cut off your arms.
Do you believe in love at first sight.
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in.
Stop, drop and roll now,
'Cause baby, you're on fire.
I'll bet your outfit,
Makes a lot of noise in the dryer.
You're absolutely perfect,
Don't speak now, you might spoil it.
Your eyes are even bluer,
Than the water in my toilet.
Say, has anyone ever told you,
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
I wanna be your Krakatoa,
Let my lava flow all over you.
I wanna be your anaconda,
And your heat-seeking missile too.
I wanna be your beef burrito,
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo,
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
I hope I'm not being forward,
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully,
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am.
Maybe you've seen my picture,
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons,
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven,
That would explain how you messed up your face.
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
I'd like to take you home right now,
So you can meet my mom.
Girl, you must be Jamaican,
Because Jamaican me crazy.
Ok, so they aren't real cards, just some stuff I that um.. maybe Weird Al would say.. not sure that I can speak for him.
Alright, I stopped by here cause I'm an old timer, wanted to see what was going on and G is is asleep and I used to hold the title of Villiage Idiot, ok?
Zippy <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
I still miss my X, but my aim is improving... hehe