Have a yard sale?

I don't know what this means exactly, but it scares the beejeezuzzzz outta me.

That last one musta been one of my relatives!!

I get your point.

ouch. Oh to have the guts though.

LMAO

Necessity, the Mother of Invention.

This one's for YOU Mel.


"We told you we did not want your kind around here."

Yikes. Can't you put a real Texan drink in that?

And the winner is....

I grew up on Coke, my family was strictly Coke...

I'm on the fence myself about who's better. I think they're both good.

Bet the neighbors love this. Lol!

I'm strictly a water drinker (except for the sports drinks I consume during runs). But I have a funny story about this Coke-vs-Pepsi thing...

When I bought my house almost seven years ago, the owners had turned the kitchen into a veritable "shrine" to Coca-Cola. Curtains, plates, glasses, even the lamp was a Coke "Tiffany" lamp!

Not being Coke fanatics, we replaced the decor with a more neutral scheme. About a year later, I bought a home security system. During the installation, the installers had to cut into the kitchen wall to place the control box. Lo and behold, what did they find stashed inside the wall, but a Pepsi bottle - apparently left behind by the builders during the original construction.

All those years, and the original owners never knew that their "shrine" to Coca-Cola had been subverted by Pepsi in the woodwork!

My current favorite you tube video ....


My husband and I are convinced she is a very good actress.
Hilarious!

I can see the thread title now:

"Husband and I need help with POJA about cats"

Nesre .... this is too much !


"Our Love Is Real"

otherwise known as...

"I will leave my wife as soon as she finds out about us and files for divorce."

Warning .... some mild "X-rated" content (in cartoon voices)

http://www.youtube.com/user/moonlocks#p/u/13/5T3ltrX6uv0

http://www.youtube.com/user/moonlocks#p/u/12/sQsUVw6lsDw

"We are soul mates, when can I move into your house?"

Again, some mild x-rated stuff.

Trouble in "soulmate" paradise.

http://www.youtube.com/user/moonlocks#p/u/11/TDsjOqc2sB0

Warning .... farting noises.


"You are cheating on me with cheese."

Weird that it has so few comments and views...I wonder why?

Well, we can boost those numbers!

Moonlocks uses the MB terms WH & OW !!!!!!

Is this some sort of MB video genius ???????

These are hysterical!!

Indeed they are.

So on point, methinks it is experienced based.

I just love all of the videos.
I sent a private You Tube message.
We'll see......

"The Big Apology"

I think this one is my favorite.

http://www.youtube.com/user/moonlocks#p/u/4/FAvOC3_Ubtk

I didn't know this thread existed. Its hilarious!

Definately be stopping by from now on.

nESRE

...

I think she was angry.

Well, I accidentally ran into my XH's truck [10 times] once when I caught him with the OW. Accidents do happen, people!!

p.s. that woman is stupid, she should have ran the car over with him IN IT! DUH!

I still prefer to think of the episode of Man v. Food where he watched the chef prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters, and pointed to them and said this:

Let this be a cautionary tale to unfaithful husbands.

Something that's not a cola, obviously. Maybe something with a Dr honorific in front of its name?

Maybe something that's a genuine native Texan original?

Shoot, I don't think I should be playing these on my mother-in-law's porch...

shaddup, Markos!! Actually, if you go to certain parts of Texas, my company distributes that silly brand!

Markos, probably not...

...

(My problem, not yours)

As do many things .....

Sorry.................

I'm not upset with you.
I am so even keeled it's scary.
I'm sorry you are in so much pain.

I know, and it's a real problem when I have to explain to people that the King of Beverages is not really produced by one of the cola companies.

Thankfully, no one outside of TEXAS knows what the hell you are talking about...

What do I care what they drink outside of TEXAS? :P

http://tinyurl.com/43gog5q

(Sargent) Doctor Pepper ?

10
2
4

Men - take the pink towels and shaddap !

Giving the precious gift of PERSPECTIVE !

You all know DP has an FB page, yes? It's amazing!

I can never move from TX because I'm afraid they don't sell Dublin DP in the grocery stores anywhere else.

/HJ

MOST.HILARIOUS.POST.EVER!!!!

I just got Mr. W to go to the link so he could see the pics while I read the post aloud to him -- He did not find it one bit funny and was all on Victor's side -- Whatever. I almost peed my pants laughing at that post -- worth it.

Maybe the reason I found it so funny was because only a few short months ago I bought a suit of armor in 20 degree weather and put that sucker in a shopping cart and wheeled it through a very crowded and snowy parking lot -- completely sure I could put the convertible top down on my car and shove him inside. You get really weird stares from people while doing that, btw. Bummer, he didn't fit, so I had to wheel him back in and call Mr. W to tell him that "we" had acquired this treasure and that "he" would be responsible for picking him up after work! He so totally loved it!

Mrs. W

I love you Mrs W.

PS

I love that Blogger's motto.

I love you too!

That blog is a SCREAM! I have it bookmarked. If you haven't, you MUST read about how they asked a sex toy company to donate swings for their community playground. It's a gut buster!

Mrs. W

Too many curse words to put the video here.
Just a link.
Here she is giving a very funny talk.

I read that blog and was all, like, "Dude. Too funny."

Email pics, please.

Funny web site:
Awkward Family Photos

Baseball player?

Looks like he has a big 'ol chaw in his lip, too.

Wedding cake topper ...

Sometimes, it doesn't take very long......

These acronyms are from a FB page called:

You came to the ER for What ????
It is an open to the public group, so none of this is private.
Any medical MBers will

>.<

I can never recall these... though DFO comes up a lot.


Ah... elder care.

HHH
Most of these are new to me.
But, it's been a long while since I worked ER.

I remember:

FLK

FFFF - Female, fat, forty, flatulent

HIVI - Husband is village idiot

Ah... how about; CRI - cranial-rectal insertion

DPS - dumb parent syndrome


There were some others I read once that were a little more complex, but in the same vein.

Along the lines of; they ain't sick, they're st00pid.

Usually reserved for FF's.

Begging you for MERCY !

I like the concept of this one. Simply funny.

Reconnect with John Stamos' Guide To Cuddling.

(careful, one f-bomb)


Thank you, Uncle Jessie!

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything - cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.

That just made me laugh

Nuts!

Now for the awful puns:

This would "wheely" tick most WHs off!

"But honey-bunny, it was all just "torque"!"

He will soon "tire" of his POSOW!

A man is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. He is not happy with what he sees and says to his wife, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The wife replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the
mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts
of a 25 year old."
The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old [censored]?"
She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."

I would like to share an experience with you; it has to do with drinking and driving. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. The other night I was at a Christmas dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much wine, and knowing full well that I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home. Yes, a bus. I arrived home safely and without incident. This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before.



Have Happy Holidays, but be careful!

Lol!

Bait and switch!

LOL!

I have had so many requests about my famous Tequila Christmas Cake that I felt compelled to share the recipe with you. Here goes:

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric
mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of
sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is
still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in
the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to
test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the
tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn
the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and
wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Mristmas

:::howling with laughter:::

Stop it Pep! My sides hurt!! No more, no more!

Okay, maybe some more...

[color:#009900]Merry[/color] [color:#CC0000]Christmas[/color] *** LINK ***

Any parent will appreciate this one. [video:youtube][/video]

PS:
Turn up the sound.

Oh, YAY! Santa came! That made me cry.

And THAT one cracked me up!!
Turn up the volume, indeed...

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today ... Dr. Oz said that finishing the things you start is the only way to reach inner peace, so I looked around the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished. I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I fel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

I could always use a little "inner piss..."

That's what makes us alike.

Merry Christmas, baby bro.

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"



Merry Christmas, Pep... and everyone else, too!


And inner piss to you all in the new year.

Can you spot the error in this photo?
Keep staring .... it's not easy to find.

YIKES! My skin just crawled off me!

I said something akin to "F##@ that scared the S$%@ outta me." And then I started to laff my butt off. Well played Pep, well played.

I knew there was a trick, but I didn't see THAT coming. HAHAHAHA

Can't be in Texas...HE has the shotgun!

Major BW meltdown

Need I point out her home State?

You haven't seen the correction in that article:

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story said that the Griffins' therapy session occurred in Texas. It actually took place in Kansas. We regret the error.

God bless Texas!

Good to know! The story did say she drove 250 miles to hunt down the AP, and checking my geography, starting ANYPLACE in Texas and driving MERELY 250 miles leaves you still in Texas!

Did I ever tell you about the time, during a free day at a conference, two colleagues and I drove from Houston to San Antonio and back, (almost exactly 400 miles r/t, just because we wanted to visit the Alamo?

Famous Opinions;

"Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances". --Dr. Lee DeForest, Father of Radio and Grandfather of Television

"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives". --Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom". --Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons". --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers". --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 [Oddly enough it was IBM that also saw little use for what became the Xerox copy machine many decades later and refused to fund its development]

"I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year". --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip

"640K ought to be enough for anybody". --Bill Gates, 1981

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us". --Western Union internal memo, 1876

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" --David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C' the idea must be feasible". --A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. [Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp]

"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper". -- Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in Gone With The Wind

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make". --Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs Fields' Cookies

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out". --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible". --Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895

"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this". --Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3M Post-It Notepads

"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy". --Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau". --Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University , 1929

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value". --Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre, France

"Everything that can be invented has been invented". --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899

"The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required". -- Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University

"I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself". --The head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox

"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction". --Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon". --Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home". --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977

Hormone guide for men who live with women during "that time of the month".




Stay safe guys!

Too funny... At first i read it as "have some whine!"

Also reminded me of a few nightgowns my wife used to wear when she wasn't feeling well. I used to call them birth control nightgowns...

CV

From the UK: An affair leads to a Cabinet Minister resigning from office and facing jail for perverting the course of justice.

Huhne pays for his infidelity: Minister's career in ruins as feud with ex-wife lands them both in court over speeding points

The allegations, which stretch back to 2003, surfaced after the couple separated in 2010 when the Energy Secretary announced he was leaving his wife of 27 years for his aide Carina Trimingham, who had previously been in a civil partnership with a woman.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-points-wife-took-him.html#ixzz1lN8JFp00

Ahem....

Waive, Brittania! Brittania waives the rules!
Even on the Sceptered Isle the pols are fools.

To the tune of.....oh, you get it!

Fools indeed, NG.

You realise what happened to bring this about? The politician husband got the wife to say that she was driving the car, thus collecting the speeding points. That was in 2003.

In 2010, he leaves her, a 25-year marriage and three kids, and moves in with what the papers are calling the "bisexual mistress".

The wife goes to the police and tells the truth about taking his points in 2003. Even though she knows she will be charged with the same offence as him (perversion - how apt), she does this, because he has more to lose as a Cabinet Minister with a criminal conviction than she does. They both face jail, but his career is in the toilet. Also, she will get a lesser sentence than him if she admits the charge.

I can completely see why she thought her own criminal conviction was worth it.

Ooooooops! Ouch!!!!!!

LOL

Just wondering - what is the statute of limitations in GB? I think that here in the USA, for something like this it would be seven years. So it may be that she waited long enough so that she would not ultimately by criminally prosecuted, but his career ends up in the crapper by public outrage.

I don't think we have a statute of limitations on criminal offences. People get tried for offences committed 30 and 40 years ago, for which they have only been identified today because of DNA testing.

I'm certain there is no limitation on perverting the course of justice.

There is no limitation in this case, anyway, because they have both been charged within the past two days. They both face a prison sentence of up to life, but it is likely in fact to come to under two years.

I don't think we have a statute of limitations on criminal offences.

I think I'll confine my criminal activities to this side of the pond!

I agree.

Well, this marriage might be getting off to a rough start.

WOW. That's nutty.

A (late) Valentine's note;


Baby, you are the
Love of my life
Only you are so
Wonderful and giving
Just want to
Offer my love to my
Beautiful woman

PLEASE be mine this Valentines Day!

A lovely, touching, and romantic sentiment, Trip!

I do have one question:

Is there any particular reason your positioned it as a "reply" to Scotland?

(Do they even celebrate Valentine's Day in Canada?)

Did you read it as intended, NG? It's definitely touching.

I hope you had a good one, HHH!

Trip, you once called yourself contextually retarded. I believe I have exceeded your....density....in that category!

Never would I have put that together.

But I thought ROSES were the archetypal Valentine's symbol, not TULIPS!

(ETA, although I had to go back and read HHH's er, uhm, poem a couple of times to figure it out, so I am a bit slow on the uptake this morning)

It's terrible and tasteless... and this time, I just couldn't resist!


:p

Don't you DARE say it, NG!
Go ahead, Dude....
Where's that "off" button.....?
Hey, get away fr....

Shhhhh.... don't tell the little red guy that said post was inspired by an NG post speaking of Valentine's Day exchanges!

Tasteless?

Um...how to put this...

Dang it, Sug... don't encourage him... er, me... er... nevermind!

****edit****

LINK to a 'revenge' obituary

Pep

Did you watch the video on that page below the obituary?

Dutch reporter hit by car.....

BS??? or what driving that red thing?

nESRE

Outrageous. This decision is under appeal and I suspect it will be overturned. This man was accused of domestic violence last year and exonerated. However, a domestic TRO was issued as a result. The guy made a generic statement about the unfairness of the court system that allows a woman to take away a child with an unproven claim of abuse. His wife was BLOCKED from his FB, yet when she heard about his post, she ran to the Court claiming he violated the TRO. Say what??

The Judge ordered him to publish a court-approved public apology for 30 days on his FB wall.

The guy is easy to find on Facebook and is sharing his side of things. He recently put up a video where his FIL is supervising visitation and he terminated the visit claiming the father was drinking hot coffee. It's all on the tape. Craziness.

We don't have the whole story and the case records are locked up tight now. I wonder if infidelity played any part on either side. Who know what's going on. My interest is that a Judge can even do this. Free speech and all that. The guys statement was not threatening or directed specifically at his wife. I have a feeling this case will impact a lot of people.

Here's a link to one of the stories.

Bumping in honor of the Pepster and her marvelous humor!

I have been considering founding a "retreat" boot-camp for WHs who cannot get with the program. I think the perfect spot would be this lovely lake in Illinois!

EGG ZAK LEE !!!!!!



Awesome!

I'd like to send my XWW there, let's not leave out the WW's or XWW's from this opportunity.

While I realize she doesn't have the er, equipment, maybe they eat other fleshy items

ok, i don't know if i'm doing this right, but here goes:

Maybe send the coordinates as a geotracking treasure?

So, bride and I spent our annual sojourn on St. Maarten last week, and driving through Marigot on the French side I discovered the long-lost hideout for all those never-reformed WWs that we have (not) missed by their absence:



(As an aside, the lady pictured is not necessarily a WW; hers is the iconic image for the renowned "Presidente" beer brand.)

Anyway, back on the Dutch side, we took a ride down a fairly new road, all built with government funds on landfill extending into the Salt Pond. As we entered the road, the University of St Maarten was on our right, and the main government offices directly across on our left. Next on the right came the new athletic stadium, and a well-lit baseball complex. Directly across from that, and adjacent to the governmental office property....was "Le Petit Chateau", the largest legal brothel on the island!

I was crushed, certain that there was no longer any decency to be found! I was looking for a sign that there remained some morality on the island, and was still in a funk when my bride found the following bistro for lunch:

Love it!

Where's our friend Sugar Cane?

NG - I nearly split my sides laughing at your post! Only the irrepressible NG could have stumbled across those two signs in the first place, and then made the connections to Marriage Builders!

I'm so glad that my name did not appear next to the skanky sign...phew!

Did you eat there? What did you have? Was it good? The menu doesn't look very Caribbean, or French or Dutch!

I've just looked up the island's biography. What an interesting political entity it is. As a Brit I've barely been aware of it's existence, for the obvious reason that we tend to stay connected to the former British islands. Is this a popular destination for Americans, or is it a little hideaway that you and Mrs NG keep to yourselves?

hilarious!

We did not partake of the fare at either establishment, SC.

Sint Maarten/St. Martin is the smallest landmass in the world split between two governmental units. It is a very big vacation destination for Americans, and Europeans (French and Dutch, obviously).

We love it there, and own timeshares in two connecting units for the same week, and have returned for well over ten years now.

After d-night, I got down on one knee (at my age!) on what I took to be a sheltered portion of beach in Grand Case, and re-proposed marriage to my bride. After she said "yes", we discovered (by the ensuing cheers!) we had been watched by an entire restaurant clientele from a dimly-lit deck.

What is your age, by the way?
How's that knee?

It hurts, which is a good thing, because at my age what ain't hurting, ain't working!

As for the specific number, let's just say...advanced!

I'm collecting social security.

neiner-neiner

Anyway, getting back to the original thrust of this thread:

An Oregon woman is accused of ramming her cop-husband with a pickup truck and pointing a gun at his suspected mistress.

Kenneth M. Nunez, a 48-year-old patrolman, is in critical condition following the incident early Monday morning, The Oregonian reports.

Police say that the victim's wife, Shirley Nunez, 47, confronted the woman she suspected her husband of having an affair with. Nunez allegedly pointed a gun at the suspected mistress and then left in a 2003 Ford F-150 pickup truck. Moments later, she allegedly struck her husband as he approached his motorcycle, KATU reports.

The screaming from the crash woke neighbors, who walked outside to find Kenneth Nunez unconscious on the grass, according to the Statesman-Journal.

Authorities escorted Shirley Nunez to Salem Hospital for medical evaluation. She was then booked at the Marion County Correctional Facility and charged with attempted murder, first-degree assault, first-degree burglary, menacing, pointing a firearm at another person and unlawful use of a weapon.

The suspected mistress was not injured, KOIN report. There ain't no &$#%@*()?$ justice!

And she probably just lost her kids

Terrible outcome.
That's why I disagree with the advice of always confronting the affair partner.
Some people loose control.
Many men have been killed as they tried to get out of bed before the angry husband shot them

True story......

In 1985 I broke my back (stable fracture of T12) in a rollover accident, and was immediately put under a regimen of "don't do this and don't do that" with weekly examinations, and the special admonition of not engaging in any vigorous physical activity. Well, about three months later, when I was informed that my injury was healing nicely, I asked the doctor (who I had gotten to know pretty well) if that prohibition could be lifted enough to permit suitably energetic sexual activity.

He looked at me sternly and said, "Yes, but only with your wife!"

At my rather confused look, he went on. "Look if it's anybody but her, and her husband came home, you're in no shape to jump out of any windows!"

(Strange - that story used to be a lot funnier, before d-night.)

Personally.
I dont think OJ Simpson was the cold blooded killer they made him out to be.

Found this while looking for something to energize my (near) namesake!

To paraphrase Chris Rock;

I'm not saying he's guilty, but I am saying "I understand."


Someone driving around in MY car, spending MY money, sleeping with MY wife?


I'm not saying he's guilty, but I am saying "I understand."