A Teacher Story...


"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the restroom?" the teacher asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.

The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Paul, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."

"And you, Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment. I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

Being a middle school teacher I can really relate to this. Sounds like something one of my students might say! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Thanks for the laugh! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Take care and God bless!

K

Ohhh, my!
Funny!
K!

Taste Test

One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey's kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of @$$!"

Bill you are so bad! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Take care and God bless!

K

OK - I need a break and will add to this. Although it should probably now be called: "Dumb Hump-Day Humor". <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Little Johnny comes from a rough home and is the nastiest 5th grader at his school. He's always cursing and in constant trouble. Johnny drives his teacher's crazy and they hate having him in their class because he's so crude.

One day the teacher's lesson involves using a letter from the alphabet to begin a word - and then use the word in a sentence. "Teach" is worried about what Johnny will say and thinks about this all night long.

The next morning; after much thought, she has a letter for each student and will give Johnny the letter "U" - figuring there is not much he can do with "U".

So each student takes their letter, chooses a word and makes their sentence. Finally the only student left is Johnny. By now Teach is a nervous wreck and just wants to get it over with. So she gives Johnny his letter - "U". Johnny thinks for a moment and then says: "Urinate". "Whew" says Teach under her breath; thinking "Well, for Johnny, that's not so bad"! She then says: OK Johnny, now use that word in a sentence. So Johnny scratches his chin for a moment and then stands up & says:

"Urinate ----- but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger boobs". <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

FR

LOL!

PS
Taste Test just about made me spit my Diet Coke out!

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LOL LH!!!

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