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Wow! I can't imagine - I've just been on one first meeting since my ex (and I'm still dating him). Have to say its been pretty normal, though.
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I think checkurheart went out with my H's present W....(before she married him)...or went out with maybe one of her golddigging little girlfriends. Hint: she used to "cut hair" as she says it and has all salon buddies...
me:37 BS; s:7;
xh:38; OW:26;eloped w/OW 1 wk after D: 12/29/03. OC born 3/17/04. Happy! Blessed to be the mother of a wonderful son..great profession..Life's good!
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Hint: she used to "cut hair" as she says it and has all salon buddies... I don't get it??
Me, 43
DS18, DD12
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I met my 1st date after D at a local resturant on a Saturday night... notice he drank to much and ate to little..small peck on the cheek and I said bye... Fastforward to the following Tuesday night I get a call from him asking for advice... I ask advice in what... well I've been arrested... oh, for what I ask.. for violating my ex-wifes order of protection.. do you have any advice... yea... lose my number
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Allurin' I'm in eastern PA - know a really great guy out near Hershey - too far for me, but maybe you'd like a shot at him.
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LOL send him my email...HAHAHAHA
Me, 43
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How about when you date a guy a couple of times and he's all into you. You're texting back and forth all the time and suddenly you get a call from someone telling you that she is his girlfriend and he just doesn't want to hurt your feelings?? I was like, ummmm okay you can have him, no thanks.
Seriously, later I get a e mail from this woman's daughter. She found my e mail addy in some of the guys stuff. Her mom has cancer and the guy has dumped her again. Can you say drama??? I felt so bad for the daughter and the woman. What a jerk. Glad I dodged that bullet!
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You know that "first meeting" is going bad when...
...he's 33 (you're 31) and he tries to impress you by telling you about all the money he'll have once he sues some guy who rear-ended him last month... then he asks for advice regarding a 22 year old he's been dating.
...after emailing for a while you agree to meet at a coffee shop. You get there ontime and find him in the corner with his coffee mostly gone and crumbs on a plate. "I started without you. You can go order over there."
...after emailing for a while you agree to meet at a coffee shop. (This is a different guy.) Despite having wonderful online conversations, the "for real" meeting is awkward. You agree to meet again soon to give it another try and walk out together. You go for your car. He walks into the liquor shop next door.
...after a really good meal and a bunch of laughs he tells you "Whatever you want to try in bed, I'm all for it."
...he drives to your town to meet "for real" and gets angry when he finds out that you have paid for him to stay in a hotel room down the street.
...he takes you out for dinner... and orders ribs... and licks and slurps and smears... LOL
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Burned-out W, 41, ENFJ married to INTJ. Blender family of 7 years w/3 teens. H has been injured/ill and in college for 6 years. Co-parenting for 11 years w/XWH who married A #4 of 5.
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...he's from another city, he tells you that he shares custody of his two children and that he'd love to move to your town if things worked out between the two of you. (Pushy, or what?) "What about the kids?" you ask. "Oh, their mom can have them."
Burned-out W, 41, ENFJ married to INTJ. Blender family of 7 years w/3 teens. H has been injured/ill and in college for 6 years. Co-parenting for 11 years w/XWH who married A #4 of 5.
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(I can't resist posting this)
...he is STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL, like no man you have ever seen before and yet he doesn't seem to know it. You've been back to the dating thing for a while. You are his first date. You go for coffee. Starbucks. And while you attempt to get more than one word answers out of his stuttering mouth, he shreds his paper cup into teeny weenie pieces and drops the lid on the floor five times.
Burned-out W, 41, ENFJ married to INTJ. Blender family of 7 years w/3 teens. H has been injured/ill and in college for 6 years. Co-parenting for 11 years w/XWH who married A #4 of 5.
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This is why I don't date. "you have a green card" give me a break! These are some hilarious stories please keep them coming.
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Greeneyes and Sunny, I'm in PA too!!! Let's hear it for Pennslyvania girls.
I'm in southeatern PA
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Remarried 10/11/08
Widowed 11/5/08
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WooooooHoooooo!!! I'm way up in the artic bowels of Pa!! LOL
Me, 43
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Divorced.
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Remarried 10/11/08
Widowed 11/5/08
Remarrying 12/17/15
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An hour directly east from Erie...Warren PA
Me, 43
DS18, DD12
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I hate to break in, But what the heck,
since we are PA girls. I was born and raised in Erie, but live in FL now.
I have one for you:
You know that a date is going badly when he asks you what movie you would like to see, then after you are done watching it, he tells you he would rather have seen a porno flick.
So I have take me home and he makes a pass at my Mother.
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That is the second story where a guy has referenced porn on a first date/meeting! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> It must be more of a pre-occupation with my gender than I am aware of! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> IMHO, it is absolutely UNTHINKABLE to even get near the S.E.X. subject until a bit of trust has been established. What cads! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
43yr old FWH who has rediscovered morality
Divorced: 03 February 2006
XW: My threads say it all
"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life..."
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You know the first date is going bad when there is marajuana involved and your date (unacustomed to pot) becomes excessively stoned and paranoid and later decides to exit through the window in the restaurant's bathroom !!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> what a loser ..... it was me ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> many many moons ago this is a very funny thread! I thought I'd turn the tables and tell a "bad" date story about myself .... I was in my 20s .... but that's no excuse ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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The doorbell rang. I opened the door. "Hi George" His name was Jerry! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> That was my first date. I was nervous. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> I never saw him again. Susan <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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