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OT: See this guy? ---->  I thought that blue kleenex box was a podium or a stage lil dude was standing on. I thought the kleenex was an envelope, as in "... the envelope, please." I thought when lil dude holds the kleenex to his face and blows his nose, he was doing a Johnny Carson "Amazing Carnak" thing where he holds the envelope to his forhead to discern what's inside. I couldn't figure out why he was crying, unless maybe he wanted someone else to win the Oscar. It's freaky how lil round yellow dude is just floating above the kleenex box. Am I the only one bothered by this?  I think you have too much time on your hands.  You ain't seen nuthin tell you seen mah interpretation of these lil dudes:    = NCState, Carolina and Duke arguing. Duke wins, a'course.
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 and Tell me more! That was a riot!
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jayne, you're still up! I saw my mom this evening after her hernia surgery, oh, man, she is really suffering, pain, nausea from all the pain meds  I have to keep reminding myself that she's going home Thursday; she's going to be okay; this, too, shall pass. You and your kids are so lucky, to get a vacation with your mom!
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I like these better anyway... ![[Linked Image from cool-smileys.com]](http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/Crying-Smiley.jpg) ![[Linked Image from cool-smileys.com]](http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/293.gif)
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*hugs* neddy... I'll say a prayer for your mom. And thanks for the reminder to live in gratitude.
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That's great Mark, but do you have a script?   Circa page 50 of this very thread!!! (Thanks lil for the estimated dates!) from another thread, "For Jayne241": First blue guy: "mmurrmmurrmmurrmmurrmmurrmmurr..." Second blue guy: "wheeze.. wheeze.. wheeze.. "mmurrmmurrgrumgrumgrum ... "nnggrrrnnggrrnnggrr... "mmurrmmurr..argh..ARGH..&#$%^@&*$#&... "mmurrmmurrmmurr..youyouyouYOUYOUYOU... "mmurrmmurrmmurr..WHYWHYWHY... "mmurrmmurrmmurr..THISTHISTHIS... "mmurrmmurrmmurr..youyouYOUYOU..ARGHARGHARGH... "ah..whoo..ah..whoo..ah..whoo..." (heavy wheezing) How many ppl miss my kids bopping each other over the head? How about when it turned into one completely PUMMELING the other?  Ah, for the good ole days...
me - 47 H - 39 married 2001 DS 8a DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy: (Why is DS7b now a blockhead???) (Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)
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If chocolate melts in the sun and there is no one there to see it, did it really melt? I have a question, sort of related... How can I spend 15 hours a week UA with chocolate if I want to have a totally fulfilling relationship with my one true love, because I have to tell you, if anyone thinks I can spend 15 hours ALONE and unguarded with chocolate, its life expectancy is WAY shorter than 15 hours! Circa page 50 of this very thread!!!
(Thanks lil for the estimated dates!) Yer welcome SO can anyone tell me how to POJA Flick eating the dang chocolate which I have now hidden in a cupboard for my own sanity (he knows where it is) before I break down and IB, SD, DJ AH, AO & D. *translation: I eat it myself, I demand he lets me eat it, I say "if you love me...", I whine about the chocolate, I scream "GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE!", I steal the chocolate and blame it on the cat.*
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How can I spend 15 hours a week UA with chocolate if I want to have a totally fulfilling relationship with my one true love, because I have to tell you, if anyone thinks I can spend 15 hours ALONE and unguarded with chocolate, its life expectancy is WAY shorter than 15 hours! Well, lil, you can have a totally FILLING relationship. But I agree, having a FULFILLING relationship might be tough, given the nature of the two parties involved. Sorta like how some mothers eat their young at birth.
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FILLING relationship... eat their young at birth... There must be a joke in there about having your chocolate and eating it too...
me - 47 H - 39 married 2001 DS 8a DS 8b :crosseyedcrazy: (Why is DS7b now a blockhead???) (Ack! Now he's not even a blockhead, just a word! That's no fun!)
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I would imagine the chocolate would have to make the ultimate sacrifice and allow itself to be eaten.
So then the other party would have to move on to another partner, the OC (other chocolate), thereby commiting chocoliatal infidelity.
And the cycle of abuse continues.
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My trainer says:
"Anything you eat in private shows up in public" Wow! I need to put that on my fridge!
"If you will stop feeding your feelings, then they will stop controlling you" -Joyce Meyer
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I would imagine the chocolate would have to make the ultimate sacrifice and allow itself to be eaten.
So then the other party would have to move on to another partner, the OC (other chocolate), thereby commiting chocoliatal infidelity.
And the cycle of abuse continues. I think the chocolate as a marital simile is breaking down here 
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Just trying to keep Jayne's thread relevant. And on that note...chocolate *is* an emotional need!
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Can Ben and Jerry's be an emotional need?
In particular: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!! (Please tell me you tried it lil!!!! Are you a convert?)
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If I eat any other flavor of ice cream, I feel guilty in deceiving my one true love:
Mint Choc Chip.
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OH - you and I were DEFINITELY separated at birth. Mint Choc Chip is about all I eat. And that doesn't mean mint chips with choc chips in vanilla ice cream, as I'm sure you know... it means a good strong minty ice cream with creamy tasty choc chunks in it.
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Breyers..the white mint choc chip..not the fake-o green kind.
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A-**MEN**!! Though the green kind will do in a pinch.
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I'd like to add an amendment to tst's declaration above as well:
"Ice cream flavors do NOT have to be POJA'd as long as the individual party takes full responibility for the consumption of his/her own flavor."
My husband likes pistachio. Right color (sorta). Wrong flavor. Ewwwww.
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I do like B&J in small amounts (don't have a sweet tooth really)
OH, we have that POJA regarding ice cream flavour in our house, in fact had it pre MB. I like caramel and chocolate type ones, Flick likes chocolate chip ones (I dont like the hard lumps. Ice cream should be soft) and DD likes the weird and wild flavours like lime and orange, Liquorice, and hokey pokey which ok, but has hard lumps.
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