Here it is!!!!!
So, help me out!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Whippeddklsspuppy,
I got whipped, I got puppy, What does dkls mean?
hmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmm
anyone? anyone?
Is your puppy neutered by chance?
WDP,
I am sorry you’re here (not as sorry as you’re gonna be) but you came to the right place.
To help we will need more information.
What model woodchipper do you have?
Is gas pony motor drive or tractor PTO?
What size limbs can it handle?
Do you have an industrial sized freezer?
Have you even thought to read the manual before you started posting? Can you read?
You need a Plan Man!!
Understand that there can be NO CONTACT with the woodchipper if you have had contact with the Bud Light.
SDguy can help with the Sippy Cups and detergent but I have heard that Sippy Cups should not be cleaned in autoclaves.
Have you been checked for DTR’s (detergent transmitted rashes)?
WDP,
Chrisner gives good advice. He is a pro around here.
I know you may be tempted to have contact with chipper while in contact with ght, b/c it's a FRICKIN BLAST!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />, so just to be safe, please lock up your pets and nail down your furniture before you begin said contact. It COULD get expensive and tragic, although it's a FRICKIN BLAST!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
There's this 3 legged cat running around my nieghborhood, the most amazing thing I've EVER seen, that cat's the definition of "NEVER GIVE UP!" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
The frog didn't fair as well. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
Rest in Peace Chippy, Rest in Peace
You got whipped? I didn't figure you for that kind of stuff.
You'll find out soon enough
I have the freezer...it was the first thing I did after coming here. I knew it would be important for my healing.
It is all just so overwhelming, I am so confused. The wood chipper is so big!
I don't know what order I should be performing these plans, what is the most important, is it the sippy cup or the laundry. But then I think maybe the woodchipper should be my first concern.
I fear I may have already been exposed to DTR's, I am awaiting the results now...
Wait my phone is ringing...The doctor says I'm okay, but in the future I should seek out advice from SCQ before washing anything...
WDP,
Get a second opinion and do not wear any clothes until the results of your collaborating DTR test comes back!
Jim may be coming along any time now and he will be recommending exposure. In this case I don't think you should expose yourself to the chipper. It's been done before with tragic results. Besides you're naked.
Calm down and breath. Here is where the Bud Lights might help.
The frog didn't fair as well.
Did you freeze it first?
huh? what?.....wasn't paying attention
thinkin about the naked lady drinkin a beer. SWEET!
Oh, the frog, yes, the frog
uhh...see, the thing is, if you freeze em there's no chance of escape, which is part of the fun.
Please refer to cat story above.
now back to the naked lady drinkin beer.
WDP,
Are you out there? I hope we did not scare her away BC.
It's tough to post while naked.
We may need Pep's help.
I currently have a DTR, as a result of not heeding the SCQ's strict instructions.
Now, as to posting while naked, I would suggest a towel. However, if you decide to use the towel, do not sit within 10 feet of the woodchipper (as per instructions in the woodchipper manual, pg.9, paragraph 4) as you could lose some important appendages this way.
I got whipped, I got puppy
...and as for BC, it's the puppy that I'm concerned about...
So glad I stopped by here during my airport delay.
Such Detailed Inportant Information. I had started to place an order for a woodchipper, but put on hold to first become better educated.
Here I thought operating it in the buff would be a Good Idea for easy clean up after using said chipper!?!
WOW! So appreciative WDP for starting this great thread!
Hey Bugs, you can't fool me. You did not come here for woodchippers, gas grills or Sippy Cups, you heard about BC and the whips.
That cleanup thought is very Lizzie Borden!
Creepy
BC and His Whips This will get the ladies excited
Hi, sorry I haven't been around the past few days, I've been trying to figure out that darn gas grill... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
The first day I just looked at it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
The second day, I just looked at it! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Today, I may turn a knob and press that button thingy! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
It all makes sense now! The sippy cup is for the Bud Light. The reason it is in there is because you just took it out of the freezer (has to be COLD) And when you are about to turn on that noisy chipper in the nude you don't want that big coming on sound to startle you into spilling the beer in your lap which....gentlemen....causes shrinkage.
The laundry detergent is over at BC's where a naked beer drinkin lady is doing is laundry.
so there yall go!
Hi, sorry I haven't been around the past few days, I've been trying to figure out that darn gas grill...
again, not something you want to do naked.<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
don't learn all this stuff the hard way like I did <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
and press that button thingy!
Wrong forum Rin!
which....gentlemen....causes shrinkage.
Who are you so wise in the ways of phallus de-enhancement?
Just my luck wrong place, wrong time!
Is that an after the kids go to bed button? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
The laundry detergent is over at BC's where a naked beer drinkin lady is doing is laundry.
I am the HAPPIEST man alive!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Rin, don’t ask me. You’re the LRRP’s Night Operations Tactical Equipment Specialist.
I am the HAPPIEST man alive!!
BC. Stay on track here. We're here to dispense our incredible marriage saving/woodchipping/gas grilling knowledge.
Okay....????...I have to read the instruction manuel AGAIN! LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
BC, talk to me later...I'll make a call to Bourbon street to get you assostance with that order! LMAO
Gee Chrisner....wise? I don't know about that but I know how to fix it....you know, that button thingy....Rin knows..........
And BC is on track....that's HIS track, we just get to sit in the cheap seats and watch!
I just love Friday!
I'm sorry I've been gone...I was trying to get some clothes on. I am now fully clothed (sorry BC!)
Rin covered the sippy cup question I had, so now I can proceed to the woodchipper. Is it better to freeze first and then chip or chip an unfrozen item?
What do I do if my appendage does get caught?
Do I need to clean my chipper after each use?
As you can see, I have lost my manual, so I am looking to the experts for some sage advice.
Sincerely WDP
FYI:
terminalogy for the thread:
BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
BATMOBILING: Putting up emotional shields from the retracting armor that covers the Batmobile; as in, "She started talking marriage, and he started batmobiling." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking a device to get it working. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
TREEWARE: Manuals and documentation. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
BEEPILEPSY: Afflicts those with vibrating pagers; characterized by sudden spasms, goofy facial expressions and loss of speech. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Sad news to report...
I lost my right arm to the chipper...
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
But was there any rash on it?
Put the pieces parts in the freezer and it can be tested for DTR's later.
I warned you not to expose to the chipper!!
Like a moth to a flame...
In the season of giving, and avoiding waywards, I thought it might be nice to again revisit the gift that keeps on giving....the woodchipper.
This is one wacky thread, so if it gets going again, hang on tight.
I know how difficult it can be to do Plan A, plan B, recovery, and personal recovery, so it's always good to lighten up a bit and have some fun. Laugh and play, folks.
Was there another woodchipper thread that got locked?
Can we add compound miter saw so that adding the *parts* to the woodchipper are a littel easier?
I'm looking to purchase one soon, so I can be in control of dismemberment! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Merry Christmas Everyone! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
let's just say that it's my -GIFT- to you!
Do you really need a compound miter saw? Are you going to cut bevels and angle the parts? You really are putting a lot of effort into 'chipping' away.
This sure does get more complicated as the thread goes on...
Our last woodchipper thread, sadly, yes, did get locked. There was a lot of blood and gore and mauling of wayward spirits on that one. It was really an ugly scene. This thread has stuck more to the basics, a good PLAN, and adheres to the principles much better. Just don't forget to read the manual.
Thanks for bumping it, SL. Can ya link it to the Recovery Vacation Thread? (Or at least keep it visible for awhile.) No time now, but I'll re-read it later. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Ace
I'll be sure to read the manuel when I get it...AND wear eye protection! LOL
It will probably be my next major purchase...I have some trim work to do in the house but OF COURSE, I'm waiting for the property settlement to be done...
You KNOW...would HATE to ADD value to the house!! LOL
LOL...oops! I was unaware that our last one got locked! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Manuel, do you think that it says Don't use with water! Like in the shower or tub?
Rin, combining water with any chipping or mitering is just plain stooooopid, but the manual even addresses that.
Now, combining a little drink couldn't hurt. I would just remind you to wear your mesh gloves around the miter saw after a stiff drink...
AWE, wonderful advice...I -KNEW- I could count on you! LOL
Perhaps, I can get BC to fit that drink...I might have to have a stupervisior...LOL
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Don't buy this one. Amazing technology, but does the opposite of how a wayward saw should operate. Appropriate prop usage though.
Good For The Shop, Bad For Waywards
BLAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!!
You are the BOOM!!!
LMAO...
I needed a good belly laugh this morning!
Guess I won't need you to stupervise! LOL
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Leave it to BC to find a link using a HOT DOG as a prop!
BLAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
GREAT JOB SL!!!!
Was the hot dog frozen?
They will never be able to put that kind of technology into a wood chipper.
Stick with woodchippers.
Leave it to BC to find a link using a HOT DOG as a prop!
A Hot Dog is a Link, Coullion! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
A Hot Dog is a Link, Coullion!
Wow, who knew?
Pile on the Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning and it's back to being a HOT dog.
BC, MAN you can't call people Coullion without Xplan' what it means first...
That's like saying langiappe around here!
LMAO
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
That's strickly a [email][censored]@ssss[/email] thing!
la·gniappe
–noun 1. Chiefly Southern Louisiana and Southeast Texas. a small gift given with a purchase to a customer, by way of compliment or for good measure; bonus.
2. a gratuity or tip.
3. an unexpected or indirect benefit.
or:
Lagniappe is seafood with a little something extra.
Translation of couillon into English
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The corresponding English words are:
bloody idiot, cretin, damn idiot
Ouch! ....and that's all I'm gonna say about that!
Rin's giving you a tip or seafood and BC calling ya names~!
Fox
I'm almost afraid to ask what y'all cajuns figure 'something extra' on seafood might be <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Did it come out of a woodchipper or a freezer?
Perhaps a Hot Dog or a Link?
Do you have to run it through an autoclave first?
Does it come with washing instructions? Or do you just throw it on the grill (cleaning up of course after a naked beer drinking laundry lady turns knobs and pushes buttons)?
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Did I miss anyone?
LMAO...
Great job FOX!!!
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
la·gniappe
–noun 1. Chiefly Southern Louisiana and Southeast Texas. a small gift given with a purchase to a customer, by way of compliment or for good measure; bonus.
2. a gratuity or tip.
3. an unexpected or indirect benefit.
or:
Lagniappe is seafood with a little something extra.
Translation of couillon into English
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The corresponding English words are:
bloody idiot, cretin, damn idiot
Ouch! ....and that's all I'm gonna say about that!
Rin's giving you a tip or seafood and BC calling ya names~!
Fox
coullion - In Louisiana its just somebody being silly, a clown, more of a term of endearment. I've been to France. Over there it's a polite way to call somebody and A-hole, more like Fox's definition.
lagniappe - a little something extra, kinda like a baker's dozen.
So are cajuns the friendly french? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
I figured you were just funnin'. Pass me a beer and a hot dog and I'll go back in my den.
Fox
After considerable research I think I have found the Official Woodchipper of the MB Killer Bees
The Killer Bee Woodchipper of Choice Wow, I can see BC under a full moon, strolling the Quai aux Fleurs along the Seine, calling passerby’s coullions and guzzling a Bud Light now.
Do you use the official woodchipper for a GAGGLE of waywards! That motha is HUUUUUGE!
Well, what an educational & international thread this has turned into!!
From cajun terms of endearment to French A-hole names!! WOW!
I am soooo glad I didn't invest in one of those table saws! I am keeping my eye on the woodchipper sale ads!!
I've asked Santa for a cajun care package - I need some Community coffee, some beignets, a couple of muffaletta from the Central Grocery, maybe an extra tin of Cafe Du Monde coffee, and a big ol pile of crawfish,,,,Let's see maybe he'll even throw in a 6 pack of Turbo Dog,too!
I'll let ya'll know if I get it and we'll have New Year's Eve at my place! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Ohhhhh, and Blue Runner Red Beans! Don't forget those.
Yep SL, that's a real HD unit. It looks like we could get a whole Volkswagon into the chute.
LMAOOOO....YES WE ARE!!!!
See I always think of coullion as crazy, but it is meant in a good way...
Can I have a beer too? Please...
Oh, BC, you'll be happy to know that I can drink a lot more these days!!! A few weeks ago, I was laying on the floor, dieing laughing at that friend I told you about! I thought my ribs wouldn't stop hurting!!!
BEER, PLEASE!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
OMG - - I can't believe I almost forgot the redbeans! Thanks, Chris!
OMG - OMG!! I just read the chipper specs! Now I feel the need to go swill a beer and scratch myself. What a Piece of equipment!
Do you think they would provide a group discount or should we all "Chip" in on just one??
WDP,
Are you out there? I hope we did not scare her away BC.
It's tough to post while naked.
We may need Pep's help.
posting nekkid at husband's request
Hi Pep!
I still see you everyday on the background picture of my work laptop. A pic of you, DD20 and Drew Cary at Bob's.
Merry Christmas from Denver!
Do you think they would provide a group discount or should we all "Chip" in on just one??
I'm interested.. count me in.. I don't think I can afford one on my own given that I've put all my credit in the freezer..
Ohhhhh, and Blue Runner Red Beans! Don't forget those.
Just my POV, but Trapp's is the best!
PEP- great to see ya!
Bugs- WOW, I died laughing...
Count me in on...guess I don't need a miter saw... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
Tandem axle...can handle 20" limbs...WHAT MORE DO WE NEED? LMAO
Oh, can I sit on it?
Do you use the official woodchipper for a GAGGLE of waywards
Just to quibble, waywards don't come in gaggles. Geese and sorority girls, yes, but waywards come in something else.
A storm of waywards.
A madness of waywards.
A committee of waywards
A murder of waywards.
I'm in on the chipper.
With a murder of waywards, I think I'm gonna have to be in on the chipper, too.
Just to quibble, waywards don't come in gaggles. Geese and sorority girls, yes
LOL...How much time to you spend talking to BC? LOL...
That's cute...I like that!
Does flock of waywards also apply? LOL