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The laundry detergent is over at BC's where a naked beer drinkin lady is doing is laundry. I am the HAPPIEST man alive!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
BS 33 EXWW 35 DS 5
OM1 9/06 - 03/07
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Rin, don’t ask me. You’re the LRRP’s Night Operations Tactical Equipment Specialist.
Testosterone boys! Testosterone! It ain’t just for nose, ear and back hair anymore!
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I am the HAPPIEST man alive!! BC. Stay on track here. We're here to dispense our incredible marriage saving/woodchipping/gas grilling knowledge.
Testosterone boys! Testosterone! It ain’t just for nose, ear and back hair anymore!
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Okay....????...I have to read the instruction manuel AGAIN! LMAO <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
BC, talk to me later...I'll make a call to Bourbon street to get you assostance with that order! LMAO
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Gee Chrisner....wise? I don't know about that but I know how to fix it....you know, that button thingy....Rin knows..........
And BC is on track....that's HIS track, we just get to sit in the cheap seats and watch!
I just love Friday!
BS Me 48
WH 45
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DDay 6-1-07
DS13 (my star, his step)
3 cats (short hairy family)
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I'm sorry I've been gone...I was trying to get some clothes on. I am now fully clothed (sorry BC!)
Rin covered the sippy cup question I had, so now I can proceed to the woodchipper. Is it better to freeze first and then chip or chip an unfrozen item?
What do I do if my appendage does get caught?
Do I need to clean my chipper after each use?
As you can see, I have lost my manual, so I am looking to the experts for some sage advice.
Sincerely WDP
BW 35 (Me)
WH 35
DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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FYI: terminalogy for the thread: BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> BATMOBILING: Putting up emotional shields from the retracting armor that covers the Batmobile; as in, "She started talking marriage, and he started batmobiling." <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking a device to get it working. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> TREEWARE: Manuals and documentation. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> BEEPILEPSY: Afflicts those with vibrating pagers; characterized by sudden spasms, goofy facial expressions and loss of speech. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Sad news to report... I lost my right arm to the chipper... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
BW 35 (Me)
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DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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But was there any rash on it?
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Put the pieces parts in the freezer and it can be tested for DTR's later.
I warned you not to expose to the chipper!!
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BW 35 (Me)
WH 35
DS 11, DS 10, DD 10, DS 5, DS 3
Married 1994
Dday 7-9-06
Plan B started 12-24-06
Psalm 62:5 My soul wait only upon God and silently submit to Him; for my hope and expectation are from Him.
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Like a moth to a flame...
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In the season of giving, and avoiding waywards, I thought it might be nice to again revisit the gift that keeps on giving....the woodchipper.
This is one wacky thread, so if it gets going again, hang on tight.
I know how difficult it can be to do Plan A, plan B, recovery, and personal recovery, so it's always good to lighten up a bit and have some fun. Laugh and play, folks.
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Was there another woodchipper thread that got locked?
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Can we add compound miter saw so that adding the *parts* to the woodchipper are a littel easier? I'm looking to purchase one soon, so I can be in control of dismemberment! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Merry Christmas Everyone! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> let's just say that it's my -GIFT- to you!
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Do you really need a compound miter saw? Are you going to cut bevels and angle the parts? You really are putting a lot of effort into 'chipping' away.
This sure does get more complicated as the thread goes on...
Our last woodchipper thread, sadly, yes, did get locked. There was a lot of blood and gore and mauling of wayward spirits on that one. It was really an ugly scene. This thread has stuck more to the basics, a good PLAN, and adheres to the principles much better. Just don't forget to read the manual.
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Thanks for bumping it, SL. Can ya link it to the Recovery Vacation Thread? (Or at least keep it visible for awhile.) No time now, but I'll re-read it later. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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I'll be sure to read the manuel when I get it...AND wear eye protection! LOL It will probably be my next major purchase...I have some trim work to do in the house but OF COURSE, I'm waiting for the property settlement to be done... You KNOW...would HATE to ADD value to the house!! LOL LOL...oops! I was unaware that our last one got locked! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Manuel, do you think that it says Don't use with water! Like in the shower or tub?
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Rin, combining water with any chipping or mitering is just plain stooooopid, but the manual even addresses that.
Now, combining a little drink couldn't hurt. I would just remind you to wear your mesh gloves around the miter saw after a stiff drink...
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AWE, wonderful advice...I -KNEW- I could count on you! LOL Perhaps, I can get BC to fit that drink...I might have to have a stupervisior...LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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