what do you say when after you have had sex for quite awhile, your girlfriend pulls out the whipped cream, chocolate body frosting and marachino cherries, and says,

"hey, can i have you as a sundae treat?"

<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

wiftty

YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> YES! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

So, does this mean you have been having a lot of sex that day and she still wants more or you have had a sexual relationship for quite some time? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

In either case, you say yes and ask if you can have a sundae too! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Reminds me of Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Striesand in 'Meet the Fockers'. LOL!!!!!!

By all means, don't argue with the woman. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

chocolate body frosting?

I really need to get out more! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

FR

wiftty,

You tell her to enjoy the meal!!!

Keith

FR

I wouldn't suggest it..just get some good ole chocolate fudge at the grocery store...works just the same...the chocolate whip cream in the can is yummy too. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />


LOL Keith!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

How about "Let's have some coffee first?" Supposing Wiffty meant he had had a lot that day and was concerned about recovery time.

Call me Dairy Queen?

Taking notes here - whipped cream, body frosting, cherries - Check!

[color:"blue"]You're joking, right?

Say, hold on hon - I'll get the rubber sheets...

You know, I brought home a sundae once and proceeded to eat it off my ex's body. Then I handed him what was left over and he ate it himself. Off the spoon.

What a drag.

V. [/color]

Hee,hee,hee.

This reminds me of the H.B.O. show Real Sex. They had a bit about people who enjoy smearing themselves & others with food, all kinds not just sundae type. It wasn't clear to me whether this was foreplay or this, in & of itself, was what they got off on.

Maybe your partner was trying to liven things up a bit. This might be a good time to share some fantasies to spice things up.

Did this incident leave you feeling like she might be getting bored & that's the bigger issue not that she wants to lick food off of you.

Have you been less attentive towards her lately???

Maybe she's feeling she needs to spice things up for herself or for you..

If it really bugs you - ask her???

Tell her you love that she's initiating new things in the bedroom. Be sure to try to come up w/ideas to present to her too..

Lucky You..

For some reason, I dont think wiftty is complaining. I think he was just being thankful to God & his ex wife. I remember when he was still trying in his marriage.

LOL

So, what DID you say? Or were you asking a hypothetical question?

Or, did she want you to use them on her?

Personally, I don't like whipped cream on me. It starts to smell slightly sour quickly. Probably because of my body heat.

Now, I've never tried chocolate frosting. I think that might be better. Ice can be fun too.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> That was probably too much information.

I think Wiftty has disappeared on us. And it's just not fair. Putting that sort of question out for discussion and then disappearing.......

I'll bet he's lurking. But I agree. Inquiring minds want to know.