$20.00 Tooo Funny!!! - 11/10/06 02:59 PM
We can all use a little "marital" humor from time to time as divorced/betrayed/celibate single folks. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Here's one:
> > > >Twenty Dollars ( to funny)]
> > > > TWENTY DOLLARS
> > > > >
> > > > > On their wedding night, the young bride
> > > > > approached her new
> > > > > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
> > > > > encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
> > > > > agreed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > This scenario was repeated each time they made
> > > > > love, for more
> > > > > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
> > > > > cute way for her to
> > > > > afford new clothes and other incidentals that
> > > > > she needed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Arriving home around noon one day, she was
> > > > > surprised to find
> > > > > her husband in a very drunken state.
> > > > > During the next few minutes, he explained that
> > > > > his employer
> > > > > was going through a process of corporate
> > > > > downsizing, and he had
> > > > > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
> > > > > 59, he'd be able to find
> > > > > another position that paid anywhere near what
> > > > > he'd been earning, and
> > > > > therefore, they
> > > > > were financially ruined.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
> > > > > showed more than thirty
> > > > > years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1
> > > > > million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
> > > > > by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
> > > > > and informed him that they
> > > > > were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > She explained that
> > > > > for the more than
> > > > > three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
> > > > > these holdings had multiplied
> > > > > and these were the
> > > > > results of her savings and investments.
> > > > >
> > > > > Faced with evidence of cash and investments
> > > > > worth over $3
> > > > > million, her husband was so astounded he could
> > > > > barely speak, but
> > > > > finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
> > > > > I'd had any idea what you
> > > > > were doing, I would have given you all my
> > > > > business!"
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That's when she shot him.
> > > >Twenty Dollars ( to funny)]
> > > > TWENTY DOLLARS
> > > > >
> > > > > On their wedding night, the young bride
> > > > > approached her new
> > > > > husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
> > > > > encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily
> > > > > agreed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > This scenario was repeated each time they made
> > > > > love, for more
> > > > > than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
> > > > > cute way for her to
> > > > > afford new clothes and other incidentals that
> > > > > she needed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Arriving home around noon one day, she was
> > > > > surprised to find
> > > > > her husband in a very drunken state.
> > > > > During the next few minutes, he explained that
> > > > > his employer
> > > > > was going through a process of corporate
> > > > > downsizing, and he had
> > > > > been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
> > > > > 59, he'd be able to find
> > > > > another position that paid anywhere near what
> > > > > he'd been earning, and
> > > > > therefore, they
> > > > > were financially ruined.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
> > > > > showed more than thirty
> > > > > years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1
> > > > > million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
> > > > > by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
> > > > > and informed him that they
> > > > > were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > She explained that
> > > > > for the more than
> > > > > three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
> > > > > these holdings had multiplied
> > > > > and these were the
> > > > > results of her savings and investments.
> > > > >
> > > > > Faced with evidence of cash and investments
> > > > > worth over $3
> > > > > million, her husband was so astounded he could
> > > > > barely speak, but
> > > > > finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
> > > > > I'd had any idea what you
> > > > > were doing, I would have given you all my
> > > > > business!"
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That's when she shot him.