To add to Melody's list:
Can change oil in the car (even if they choose to take it somewhere)

Can change a tire (even if they choose to call AAA)

Can open a beer top with their forearms that normally require a bottle opener

Minds his hygeine

Will defend/protect his wife and children from the physical and emotional danger of others

Can pick and flip a 90 pound, 18 foot caber (Okay, maybe this one is optional)

Husband (me) 39
Wife 36
Daughter 21
Daughter 19
Son 14
Daughter 10
Son 8 (autistic)