Take those control top panty hose ... and put them on the cow where they belong !.... NO! you are NOT going to wear sexy black strappy sandals with hose .... I won't let you <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> This is time for tan-in-a-bottle ... buy some instant tanner and make your feet and legs look like you've just returned from Mexico. And then get your toenails all red-painted. As far as the tummy pooch goes ... wear a lacy panty girdle ... they make some pretty comfortable ones ....... or just let it hang out and wear a thong ... if you're expecting some action!Pepper <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Yep...be SURE and do the feet. I LOOOOOOVE tan feet.

H4F:

Well, I am not a woman but I know "curves" seems to be popular witht he women where I live:

Check 'em out:

http://www.curvesforwomen.com/

Keep on workin'

E

Or...I have been known to do this (we may have to get Pepper's approval here <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )...

You can take those control top panty hose and WACK 'EM OFF!!! Right at the top of the leg. You can wear the (control)top part....and use the leg portion to shine shoes with (so they are not totally wasted). <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

<small>[ July 26, 2002, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Susan ]</small>

Susan ... this works for me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

i was all ready for this thread to go off on a THONG-a-thon like last time! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

oh....pleeeeaaase!

But I DO hope she has the Victoria Secret Very Sexy Seamless Push Up Bra.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

I couldn't live without it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ July 26, 2002, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Susan ]</small>

Yuppers...got the bra the other day and it certainly does put things where I always thought they were supposed to be ;-)

Ok...well...I'll think about the legs. I do have some of the tanless tanning foam stuff, but I've had several leg issues this year and they look TERRIBLE. I got "bit" by the downspout one day walking past it, and there's still a big gashy looking scrape on my leg from that...then I've gotten several skito bites and a few ingrown hairs (NEVER had that problem until I waxed last year) so I have red icky spots too. I just dunno on the bare leg thing...but I'll try the tanning and see if they look better. Then, yes, I'd go THONG. WHOOPEE! And you better BELIEVE I'm gonna get me some action...cause we're going to stay in a romantic suite overnight (I made hubby promise not to fall asleep on me right away this time...I'm about to get a complex).

I'll checkout the curves...even if it won't do me any good for this weeks festivities...I still could use the help!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yuppers...got the bra the other day and it certainly does put things where I always thought they were supposed to be ;-) </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yep..I'd do without my Venus razor any day over doing with out this bra. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

bump for another update <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

one more bump up!

Your husband broke his leg?

noooo....I said "thankfully no one we know".

It was posed to be a JOKE!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

***astroglide***

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Hmmm...so THIS is where everyone's hanging out tonight... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Ok, so now I have the HEEBEEJEEBIES!!!

Once upon a time you mentioned something about that and I was always going to ask you about it...like, where the heck do you get it??? I was just thinking about asking you and there you go and post it!!! Are you a psychic??

I wanted to try a little something we read on askmen.com but I think we would need some of that. hee hee <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Yes ... I am psychic ... oh no, wait, that's psychotic .... my bad.

Hey there Hope, just a {{{{{{{{{hug))))))))))) from an old friend......... sdancer and val sure nuff send their best as well. Have a wonderful time <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> and feel as beautiful as you look girl <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> much love, Lyndy

THANKS <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hubby gave me a dozen roses today and a card in which he wrote "I'm tickled ****less to be able to spend this special day together"

LOL!!! What a romantic, tee hee!

Rock his world .... I know you will ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />