Well, my dear Mr. HD, I at *first* had written the sea monkey thing, but then decided that I should tone it down, had the space blank, and thought, "Hmmm... wonder if I should fill it in with something tamer?"... so... ended up with the anal sex thing.

You did notice that something like 100 folks have done that, didn't you? I do think if I'd used the sea monkey thing only ONE OF YOU would have checked that box off, and of course, I already know it's you, so the anonymity is gone, blah, blah, yada yada...

Thank goodness there's no monkey business in that survey! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Well, ya know... I looked on the main forum page and there are 23,000+ members here. That's twenty-three-THOUSAND! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Are only 200 of us willing to anonymously talk about our sex lives?

And what about ME? The WRITER of said thread, who either looks like an enlightened chick or a sex maniac!!?? I am far from anonymous <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> .

So please, EVERYONE... this is so interesting... especially the fact that you always hear guys talking about how the boy-part size is of upmost (pun! haha) importance, and yet this poll says that men don't think that at all. Which is it? See... things like this are VERY important to clarify.

I also did a little figurin' this afternoon, and at that time, 63 men had answered, but on the questions that said *I am a man* only 62 responded... so someone's a fibbin'... scewing all my scientific data!! ROFLMAO

Sheryl (aka Enlightened Chick):

Patience, Patience, Patience. Imagine if several thousand got on to poll, the system may crash. So are you going to publish, from time to time, some useful findings in the survey? Can't wait....

Hi again Logically Irrational,

I really do appreciate your name. I suppose that is obvious!

So, nobody's really looking at this dumb ol' thread, so why don't you tell me a little of your story?

I honestly (and this may seem like the truly stupidist thing I say all day) don't post here like I used to (it has been over three years, after all, and the marriage I came here with is gone, but a new one began a year ago, and... oh, there I go again, trying to fit an entire paragraph into parenthesis)...

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, your name interests me, and I haven't met you before my very scientific polls, and I may just disappear from here (haha, that's really a joke, I'm like the bad seed)... but it could happen... so while you have my undivided attention, could you tell me a little about yourself?

If you don't wanna, that's okay too. I'm not into pressure... well, except for... oh, nevermind. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Enlightened Chicky:
I also did a little figurin' this afternoon, and at that time, 63 men had answered, but on the questions that said *I am a man* only 62 responded... so someone's a fibbin'... scewing all my scientific data!! ROFLMAO</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ummmm, somebody's Dinkin with your Data, if you'll s'cuse the expression. Either that, or we've got an MB member that needs a different type of counselor. Maybe one from Sweden or Switzerland?

I would love to see the results all typed up here in this thread, nice and pretty to look at when my heart desired. Any chance that could happen.

Jo

p.s. When K showed up on the EN's board Slappy thread, I thought WE WAS IN TWUBBLE! Mostly YOU.

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

I know what you mean about K - <shiver> I was a-skeered. But I think we (*I*) handled it pretty well. Hey, that (*I*) looks kinda like big high-pointin' tatas, don't it?

Where was I?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. WHAT A HOOT MAN!! Geesh hadnt been around for ever and looky what i find!! SEX!!! oh.. wait.. what IS sex?? hmmmmmmm

great ider manard

mercy

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by new_beginning:
I know what you mean about K - <shiver> I was a-skeered. But I think we (*I*) handled it pretty well. Hey, that (*I*) looks kinda like big high-pointin' tatas, don't it?

Where was I?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL

The little (non-bolded) set of Ta Tas are mine, and the other pair can be yours. You are a high beams type of Enlightened Chicky, that's why.

Yeah, K has that affect on MB people. So stop gettin us in trouble, will ya.

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 09:35 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

Hey Jo! Look what the cat dragged in!!! IT'S MERCY... Hey Mercy, how ya been????????

Yeah, MB is now a sex fiend site!!! Woo Hoo, it's my birthday (not really, it's in December, I'm registered at Wal Mart and finer Dollarama's)....

And Jo, I drew another tatas picture that more closely resembles mine, but thought better of it... I have some sense of decorum ya know. Did I spell that right?

PS - they may not point up, but they aren't quite yet swing-low-sweet-chariot either!

Hi ya MERCY!!!

Did ya take the poll, hon? Sheryl has written two of them. But the sex one is the funnest, has pictures and diagrams and everything. Sheryl posed for the female pics, and Medic for the male ones (kidding).

It's MY Birthday in December!

What day is yours?

Jo

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

19th!! Yours?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by new_beginning:
<strong>19th!! Yours?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">5th .... so are you a Sagg? I am.

Can't ya tell JO? Me and my outgoing big mouth and open life and all? Do I have to spell it out? LOL

Um yeah.

welllllll ta ta.. mine is january 5th if ya care to know <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

well.. what have i been up to?? repairing my marriage!! AND..learning that forgivness had to come to me before i could accept it from anyone else!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

AND wow.. there is a lot of good that has come about in the past recent months!! HOw about ya all?? res? New?? how have you all been??

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> mercy

Oh mercy, well...

David and I got a divorce, he couldn't forgive me and decided to pay me back with more affairs of his own. We did try and I don't hate him at all, but I do see him for the man he really was inside - and it wasn't really very nice.

I have been married to a wonderful man for just over a year (yeah, it was very quick - 8 months after the divorce) and he's fabulous. It's been hard though, didn't do the closure we should have (he was in the same boat, just gone through a divorce)... and he's in Canada, so there's big-time immigration issues (esp. since 9/11)... but I love him to pieces, and he makes me laugh, and he's full of light... just a super guy.

It's so nice to hear of your continued recovery. Lord knows how hard it was to forgive myself too... and isn't wonderful to look at your face in the mirror and see love?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by new_beginning:
<strong>Can't ya tell JO? Me and my outgoing big mouth and open life and all? Do I have to spell it out? LOL

Um yeah.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">GOOD Gawd! This explains so much. I should have guessed it.

whoa!! ur post brings me to tears!! im sorry!! my H and i almost ended up that way.. i pray we continue to work through it all. God allows for divorce with adultery i think simply because it is such a devestating act. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

wowowow.. u'd marry AGAIN?? lol.. i wouldnt. NO WAY HOSE`!!! but YAY for ur happiness!!!! (flowers) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

huggles!!
mercy

Thanks for the hugs, which feel so good, especially from a dear old friend who went through all the crap with me!

You know, I was married to David for 20 years. It wasn't all bad, and I am blessed to have had three children with him, and that we don't hate each other. We aren't 'friends' exactly, it's strange. My husband has the same sitch with his ex-wife. They talk, that's cool, sometimes they fight, hey, understandable... life goes on... you don't go from love to hate in a snap... and sometimes, I don't know that you *ever* get to hate with someone you loved that much.

I married again because I love being married. I love being one half of two, knowing there's a hand to hold in the storms of life, and a warm body who loves me next to me while I sleep. I got lucky. I went so quick I could have ended up with a fruitloop, but instead I ended up with a prince of a guy... I am lucky, and I am blessed.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by new_beginning:
<strong>Thanks for the hugs, which feel so good, especially from a dear old friend who went through all the crap with me!

You know, I was married to David for 20 years. It wasn't all bad, and I am blessed to have had three children with him, and that we don't hate each other. We aren't 'friends' exactly, it's strange. My husband has the same sitch with his ex-wife. They talk, that's cool, sometimes they fight, hey, understandable... life goes on... you don't go from love to hate in a snap... and sometimes, I don't know that you *ever* get to hate with someone you loved that much.

I married again because I love being married. I love being one half of two, knowing there's a hand to hold in the storms of life, and a warm body who loves me next to me while I sleep. I got lucky. I went so quick I could have ended up with a fruitloop, but instead I ended up with a prince of a guy... I am lucky, and I am blessed.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">He sounds wonderful. Does he have a single twin bro?