PBR was full of this stuff....let's see which ones should I put? LOL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

1. Offered to share the WS. She felt she was being generous by giving him to me for 4 out of the 7 days. She said she would settle for 3. Wow.

2. Called my home after 11pm. I picked up the phone and her 1st words were: "I'm pregnant". My reply was, so why you calling here? Does your H know?

3. I picked up a call on H's cell phone and PBR accused me of invading his privacy. I calmly informed her the phone was in my home in fact it was in 'my bedroom' and that H was in shower. I also reminded her that I was the W. She argued and said 'no she was the W.' I reminded her I had the license, what did she have? She got mad and hung up.

4. PBR accused me via e-mail of having an A with my FIL and being a lesbian. Wow, I didn't know I was soooo flexible. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

5. PBR accused the WS of commiting 'emotional adultery' against her when he came home to his family. I asked the WS if she was getting an emotional divorce and what would the financial imapct be.

6. During one of PBR's self imposed prego attacks, she accused me of causing her miscarriage....no proof of pregnancy mind you but she was certain that at 6 weeks she was carrying a baby girl (WS wanted a girl).
This is at the same time claiming not knowing what it feels like to be pregnant yet claiming to know all about what is happening without proof from the doctor and refused to show any prego test proof. Her knowledge and lack thereof was used when it was convenient. Imagine a 46 year old PBR not knowing her own body cycles while claiming to be a bio major and massage therapist.

7. On a different prego attack, PBR demanded financial support during her pretendo pregnancy. $100.00 per month to start. Again no proof.

I think you all get the drift. PBR probably graduated top of her class at the A academy for OWs. Her antics earned her the title: Psycho Babble Rabbit.

L.

All I can say to you Orchid, is WOW. Holy COW. And then of course WOW again.

I love the term "prego attack." The OW I have to deal with is really not so bad after all! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

And it's a good thing you have a sense of humor. A really good sense of humor.

Amy

All hail Orchid!

We're not worthy, we're not worthy! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

yeah stunned dad..
your exom can't hold a candle to Orchids insane ex-ow...

Orchid do you remember the post the craziest things the WS said in the height of the fog...

that was a good one also...

i can't remember whose WS it was that basically told them that they had an affair because their spouse never cooked them brownies or something like that......!!!!!!!

If I ever find that post again..
lordy....

ARK

More OW Fog....

"You're H was faithful to you for 16 yrs! What more do you want?"

and after I had called OWH to expose A...

"What are you trying to do, I thought you loved your H, children(hers) are going to get hurt...you have no idea what went on in my marriage.."

and then this...

"I really thought WH would just go home....do you have any suggestions on how to get rid of him?"

oh baby....she sure is a great catch that one!!

Orchid, I agree with stunned. You really have topped my story and left me almost thankful that mine wasn't worse. I don't know how anyone's mind could come up with that kind of reasoning. Was she on drugs?

I loved your term "prego attack", too. Thanks for explaining what PBR stands for.

Shugah, the OW in your situation sounds like she's missing a few brain cells, too. Sometimes I just sit and wonder how our H's could be taken in by women like this. And then I remember that a lot of men don't think with their brain. They use another organ instead. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Geeeeze these are funny... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
Orchid is a clear winner (congrats?), but Jethro going to a churched based, marriage recovery seminar WITH the slut is really something else. My jaw is on the floor - Dru

Dear SB7,

That is one competition I don't want to win. I am sure there are more nutso OWs out there but yea, the one in this area is sure crazy. There's more to this scenario.....let's see..... after trying to convince the women's abuse hotlines, people in my church, calling law enforcment agnecies both in this state and others,.....the OW went before a judge and asked for an RO claiming she was worried for her own safety. Go figure previously she had the do various repair work on her home (which she e-mailed me about) she says he 'wanted to do it for her', he says 'it was done under protest and threats from her' - go figure :rollingeyes: ).She could pay for those services with her 'older' body - YUCK and then after getting the RO (judge felt it was necessary and said it was more because he felt neither should see each other - judge also said that OW's case was weak at best). Doesn't stop there, the nutso OW tried to get an RO filed in our country as well. Once an RO is filed, it stands regardless of which county it is filed in. Now she thinks she is a smart lady. Well I got news for her. LOL!!!!

Now H wonders what he ever saw in her. Oh yea, almost forgot. She pled hardship and got the courts to pay for her filing fee (about $200.00), hm..... working on that item. During that time, thse bough a motorcycle (a lure she used to try and keep the WS) and even had the nerve to ask the WS to go pick it up from the airport (she had it shipped in from another state (via an e-bay purchase)?

Ok, enough about PBR. I think there is enough here to send her to the OW funny farm <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> .

Come on' you guys, I know I am not the only one with these kinds of crazy stories!!!! LOL <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

L.

<small>[ February 18, 2004, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Orchid ]</small>

I just remebered one thing my husband had told that OW had said to him.

The first time they had sex, he was so mixed up and excited and he could hardly do anything.
Anyways, when they were finished (didn't last long) she asken him: Was that all?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Due to the fact that OW and OWH were friends, we used to go out together. During one of these evenings while the affair was going on (I wasn't aware of this of course), OW said: Well, I'd rather have "BAD SEX" rather than none at all.

gosh, what was my husband thinking, I don't get it????

bb

<small>[ February 18, 2004, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: blondblossom ]</small>

Ok, this one isn't exactly a "what the OW" said story - the best one I have in that category (mainly because I refused to talk to her at all, ever) is that I felt like I was back in high school with this one: He told me about her on d-day, saying he was telling me because he realized how wrong it was and he wanted to fix things with me, and he had called it off with her. The real reason behind him telling me was the call I received later that night, from her, telling me all the stuff he had done. She couldn't get a rise out of me - I would only reply "I would think that a woman in a failed marriage wouldn't want to be the cause of someone else's failed marriage." And she finally said "Well, you'd just BETTER make it work with him."

??????? It was definitely said in a threatening tone of voice. I'm still trying to figure out what it was supposed to mean.

But the real reason I wanted to post here wasn't anything she said, it was what both of them did. It goes along with Peachy's MC tale.....

My husband and I were both very involved with parts of the Sunday service (I still am) at our church - me up front, him more behind the scenes. But still he was very trusted, because he was very involved and helped a lot. Twice before d-day, he brought OW and her daughter to church with him, saying that she was a co-worker who had been looking for a new church, e had been talking to her about ours, and she was interested (in the church, I mean, supposedly! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> ) He brought her once when I was there - barely introduced us, and swept her away fast, knowing I was involved in what I had to do, and wouldn't be able to follow and question. I found out later he took her a second time, about a month later, when I was out of town for the weekend. It was "Bring a Friend" Sunday, and I guess he thought he should do his part.

Of course, she knew the situation the whole time, so I'm not sure which is worse: his bringing her, or her going along with it. And from what little I've seen of her, and knowing how he is, I strongly suspect he was HEAVILY pressured into taking her, at least the time when I was there.

Okay this might not be the topper but its certainly one of those "what was she thinking" kind of things.

And it was my wife doing the deed.

Seems the OM's wife's birthday is fairly close to Christmas. He said he didn't have time to go get something for her and would just buy her a big Christmas gift instead.

What does wife do? Insist that he has to at least get something for her from the kids. So he gives her money and tells her to buy something from him and the kids. Wife picked out a silver bracelet....understand the OM's wife really liked it....wonder how she would feel if she knew the OW picked it out.

I think it goes to show just how bad of a fog they are in at the time.