</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I'm going to beat you up KY!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You have to catch me first, Grandma. I have a car, (a motorized vehicle with 4 wheels powered by gas)I'm guessing the horse and buggy will never catch me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

G'Night TT - and NO!!!!! I HATE THAT WORD!!!!! Not in my vocab AT ALL!!!!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by tummytuck:
<strong> wondered if there is a position in Idiotville for a bra-fitting model because that really is my job!! Told you I'm an idiot. Try on the bras at the factories before they go into production. It's fun.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">TT- LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

THAT IS THE COOLEST JOB EVER!!!

The job is yours!! I need help on Tuesdays!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

ST, that answers our Q, TummyT, is a woman, or is he????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

YL-

See!! That's exactly what I thought you meant!! Thought your pain meds may have fuzzied your mind a bit! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Ooh, a bit testy this a.m. aren't we?

Good morning, Idiotville. It's sweater weather here - that's not usual, and lasts only a few days, usually, then we're back to shorts and sleeveless stuff. That's why we all keep colds around here - The temperature is so erratic.

Looking forward to my first session with Steve next Wednesday. I so need help. I'm rather excited about it, actually. Should have done it months ago. Then figured out it's cheaper than my lawyer, so why not????

Yah, Robby, RIGHT!! No, honest, it was edited out of like 3 posts, so I thought, well, ok, maybe it is a bad word, so I asked the question, and Justuss didn't respond, guess I'll never know now...maybe it's a perspective thing...I have some great friends who refuse to use that word, but insist on saying "Hockey" - I'll never look at a puck the same again! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

That's great Starz! Could he give you any advice over the tele or do you have to wait to your session? Does that mean you have a game plan now, or are you in a holding pattern until your meeting with him?

{{{Starz}}}

Morning starz!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Good Luck with Steve!

{{{{{starz}}}}}

YL-

tele is a TV, right?

And we're still ok with panties and poo, right? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

No, R - "tele" in this context is a phone - come on now, I know we're in Idiotville, but, I mean, really!!!!

Oh, and I don't know about those words - I've learned to laugh at the first, thanks to my Idiotville friends that will just NOT let a sleeping dog lie...but, well, I guess it's up to the editors what's ok and what's not - thinking out loud to self, I wonder if they'll give us a list of the questionable words...I think I can figure out the most obvious, and I try not to have a potty mouth, trying to leave that behind and by the grace of God, it'll be smooth sailin...oh well, WHO KNOWS!!!!?????

Crap! I broke my calculator.

<small>[ November 12, 2004, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: Recovering H ]</small>

ST
BP- I read your posts on your dogs problem and I may have a cure. Try feeding him dog food with more SOY in it. I am sure he won't make it around in a circle. You may be able to teach him to write his name So is he left pawed or right which way does he turn to We (KY & Myself) found this hilarious


soy ? SOY ? In DOGfood ? In England we don;t even have soy in CHINESE food yet !!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

[doo doo reference warning]

When I was a kid there used to be a 'hazard' of crumbly white dogs eggs on the park when we were playing soccer.

I had wondered as an adult why I don;t see these anymore. I considered a lot was it -
* An effect of pollution or climate change?
* Has a new race of super pigeon evolved that no longer needs to suck all the goodness out of regular dawgdood, leaving just the husk ?

In truth the solution came to me courtesy of my Border Collie murphy again.

While I was walking him last week he ( as usual) started his "crab walk Cr@p" action only to leave ....a crumbly white line, like the one painted down the centre of Route 66.Murphy ate a marrowbone the day before ! AHHHHHHHH ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

See ? Folks don't feed dogs on bones anymore, just "soy" dog food substitute ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> That, and the absence of stray dogs nowadays means we don't get the crumbly Dood ! ta daaaaaaa !

My odg might be crazy but hes not stupid <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

[/doodoo]

Re: triggers I'm cool ST. I have to drive past "the" hotel ever time I drive to HQ like today.I have to get past it. I'm just saddened by how seedy and unromantic it is <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

Got a NICE text from Squid this morning - she loves me - so triggers all fogotten for a while <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Keep that girl O' yourn in check, kay ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

YL - it will be a phone counseling session. So I think he will give me advice at that time. The only time I could use was at 6 a.m. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> What was I thinking?

I could have had an afternoon or evening session with Jennifer, but I really eventually want my H to talk to them, too, and I believe he will be more open and respond to a man better than a woman. I don't think recovery can happen until something gets through to him and he is willing to accept counseling, too. So pray real hard. They say Steve will tell me how to approach H about phone counseling. So I will wait until then.

***! I broke my calculator.

I think what you meant to say was -

Feces! I broke my calculator and now the bowel movement is really going to hit the fan, when I don't have that number 2ee report done! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


I absolutely refuse to use the term "doodoo".

<small>[ November 12, 2004, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

Starz - prayers for you are definitely in my future! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Bob - just love those poo stories - LOL!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

RH - yup, you got it!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

SO, where'd everybody else go? I can finally sit up longer than a couple of hours, and you've all left me for your "real" jobs - WAH!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

OH, and Bob - what have I done today to make ME proud - haven't lost my temper OR said anything bad about anybody - and I've been out of bed for about 3 hours now!!! Even managed to get both kids to the busstop EARLY today!! (Quite a feat with my morning crew!!) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Weaver said: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I absolutely refuse to use the term "doodoo". </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">oops. I know what you mean.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hi YL, glad you're feeling better, and good to have you back. You can have the Road Commissioner job, I'll be one of your minions.

Sorry Weaver - guess you were posting whilest I was typing - but yah, you got it too!! Sorry 'bout your report! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

{{{{Idiotville peeps}}}}

Morning. "The tank is clean."

Hey KY & ST...No ****, I did too this morning! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> (The adult version of "*** *****." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> ) Yesterday, brown told me I *yelled* at someone in my sleep. Maybe tonight, I'll start sleepwalking again.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">When I was a kid there used to be a 'hazard' of crumbly white dogs eggs on the park when we were playing soccer.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">On "the Island" it's geese **** we have to avoid.

Speaking of which (yes I'm tattling! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> )...how did RH get away with the actual word and bob and brown get edited with the @????

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">...castoration...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">So glaud yu ar a gud speeler, YK!

YL! I'll answer for brown...she was doing great (for the most part) off of the SR150 wellbutrin (took herself off with IC permission) but ******* (me) gave her a "few" gut punches to deal with. She really didn't want to go back on...it's really up to me when she gets off! (Hmmm, just reread that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> ) Well, that's true too.

Hugz to all of you! Thanks for helping brown and me get through this. We WILL!

<small>[ November 12, 2004, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

RH - UGH!! You can have it - only reason I got it was cuz I was so "familiar" with DOT!! LOL j/k - I really only had one, ok, well two run-ins - one in AZ, no offense to those guys, but they can keep their border control!!! I only got up to pee two miles back, and when truck immediately slowed to a stop again so quickly I thought something was wrong, so I peeked out of the sleeper and without a thought, H said - sit down and get your seat belt on - well, being a good wife, and realizing we were next in line at the window, I did - guess what, I got us shut down for 8 hours cuz I was supposed to be in the sleeper - but, you can't argue with those guys, least he was in a good mood, and I'd recently showered!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> NO, I'm not saying he was playing favs, but, well the guy behind us almost got locked up, AND he walked out with almost $1500 in log violations - we only got 8 hours!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> And, the other time was in Cali - at Banning - I got the green light and a wave through by one guy, and his buddy, like a dummy (did I say that?) (well, yah, he was keep reading, you'll agree) - he heard the other guy say "Go on" (I know he had to've heard it cuz I heard it over the reefer and the engine) anyway, the one guy gives me the green light, waves and says "Go on" and the other guy steps out IN FRONT OF ME!!!! Hello!!!!!! My H says I'm the only driver he's ever seen that can lock ALL the brakes without squealing them, burning them up, and WITHOUT loosing control - did that when a guy did an illegal U-turn in MS one sunny afternoon - 65 mph to about 15 in less than 1/4 mile - no sliding, no skidding (least wise not in my seat <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> ) and didn't even run over him - even managed to get on the LOUD horn!!! Guy following us had to stop at next rest area and change his drawers, then he shook my hand and said "I'll never say another thing about your driving - joking or not - you are my hero!!"

OK, nuff 'bout that - just thought I'd share, figured you were the only one who'd get it - or at least understand it! Thanks for the memory! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Hi Liny! - Thanks for the answer - yah, I'm guessing that it's kindof hard to get off of - the dosage isn't so strong, but it really does take the edge off, I didn't realize how much, until I stopped taking it. {{{Brown&Liny}}}