Hi, everyone - Justuss, you too!!

On my fourth cup of coffee this a.m. - I slept like a baby list night - no guilt, no worry. This is a major step for me (read my other thread - "H went ballistic" if you want to know)

Of course, two margaritas helped, too. The iceberg returned home around 10 p.m. It was once again very cold in the bed. No thaw this a.m. either. His loss.

LINY - what do you hate about the Dr.?? You need my doctor, maybe. The thing I hate worst about the Dr. is waiting and waiting and waiting....

Idiotville is growing by leaps and bounds! Zounds!! Screaming Yellow Zonkers!! (Anybody here old enough to remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers?? I thought not. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

It figures Idiotville rocked all weekend while I was away. If I had been in town, there would have been no one here. As it is, I had lots to read. Can't keep up and still do anything else.

Well, have a great day - I'll be around off and on.

Hey Starz - just finished reading your other thread...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Does this mean I am making progress? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">sounds to me like you are ...I'm sorry for your hurt, but it sounds like you handled this one rather well. You got some good advice, to continue on in your current route, and, I have to agree with the poster that said "ask God to deal with him" - God can bring him back, when nothing else seems possible...Prayers to you! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Hey Freaks!

I vote NY. We could all get a couple of rooms (like the good ole college days) and sleep on blankets, sleeping bags, etc on the floor). A girls room and a boys room (easy Justus...and ST).

Where's Jelly?

Anyone miss me?

Robby, YOU ARE STILL IN TROUBLE!!

If you read my other thread, by the way, it will assure a lifetime membership in Idiotville. I am a bonafide, class A, certified, IDIOT.

Hi freaks.

Hey, wait, I already said that!

RIF...welcome. I am the town fashion consultant, although, I want a new title.

ROBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYY (said in a whiney voice). I want a new title. Can I be the town PR Rep? PLUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHEASE????? It would utilize my skills more better. After all, I think I am more than qualified to represent idiots in a press setting. PLLUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHEASE? I could create ads for idiotville, etc?

PLUHHHHHHHHHHHEASE? If you do not say yes, I will not ever ever forgive you.

No pressure. Take your time on a decision.

I love it!!

"I will never forgive you" No pressure.

LOL!!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by SerendipiT:
<strong> RIF...welcome. I am the town fashion consultant, although, I want a new title.

</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">So tell me, oh great fashion consultant... what colors go well with tan??? I'm looking at updating my wardrobe before I go home on R&R in a couple of weeks!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by SerendipiT:
<strong> ROBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYY (said in a whiney voice). I want a new title. Can I be the town PR Rep? PLUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHEASE????? It would utilize my skills more better. After all, I think I am more than qualified to represent idiots in a press setting. PLLUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHEASE? I could create ads for idiotville, etc?

PLUHHHHHHHHHHHEASE? If you do not say yes, I will not ever ever forgive you.

No pressure. Take your time on a decision. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">If you follow ark's advice TONIGHT the job is yours!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I bought a wonderful camouflage jacket , but i can't find it !!!!!!!!!!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rebuilding in Faith 90:
<strong>Only if I've got my glasses on... anybody got any hand grenades? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's classified!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Hey Bob,

You should have gotten the camo jacket that beeps when you clap your hands... comes in real handy when you leave it laying around....

Just make sure that your buddies don't clap their hands when the bad guys are around!

I bought a wonderful camouflage jacket , but i can't find it !!!!!!!!!!

Did you also buy a "to die for" pair of shoes, and a "fabulous" scarf to match! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Psst - you're too cute!

RIF: hmmmm...tan pants....how bout a yellow and green polka dotted shirt?

Lemme add that I was voted the town fashion consultant because one day I forgot to pack my dress shoes in my bag before heading to the gym, and showed up at work in white flip flops with my black skirt, instead of my black pumps. It is all relative at Idiotville, ya know.

Or you can opt for Robby's Tuesday wardrobe (something we like to call Mayorial Cross Dressing Tuesday).

S-T,

hmmm... last time I checked, we're still under the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"... so Robby's choices are out... ha ha ha

I have a wonderful selection of brown t-shirts, but no yellow & green polka dotted ones...

Well, it's 2230 so I'd better hit the sack... see all of you idiots tomorrow!

Semper Fi....

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Just walked out to the garage, ST has his truck all tore apart. The mans mind amazes me, how does he know how to fix that kind of stuff??

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Jelly - with your logical female mind: think of it this way. It' s a puzzle. A grand wonderful, working puzzle and if he figures it out just so....then it works.

I take the same analogy when it comes to everything. We all fit in a grand puzzle that God thought up. Men and women, down to the lovely beasties that grow in our bellies to help us to digest our food. Take a piece or two out of the puzzle and the whole picture falls apart.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Oh no, not another TEXAN!!!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Weaver, you know you love us more than you love your luggage.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Aggie by grace of God </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Aggie by the grace of, "I can't go anywhere but where there are jar heads at an Ag college."

Sorry. You opened it up. Don't worry...ya'll have a kick [censored] natatorium (not that Ags can swim or anything) and are most gracious to let Special Olympics use it for their competetions.

Hook Em Horns.

(BTW: I've kissed one or two very sweet and smart Aggies, so I feel I can comment)

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Big D is not so far </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Would rather have my gums scraped daily for the rest of my life than to have to go that far North.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Idiot question:
With all of these cooks and bakers here...Does anybody own the Betty Crocker catalogue? (We--OK--I--have been saving these points for literally years and don't know if it's worth getting.)
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You can order a catalogue online my bro. My aunt got a very nice set of Oneida silver (course she saved forever). Just do a google search for BC.

NG said [censored]...ummmmm...I am gonna tell!!!

Puzzle is life.

I hate puzzles. This is because I have instant gratification syndrom (IGS for short). Unlike IBS, IGS does not cause gas with a greasy discharge, but it does stink.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Niosgirl:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Idiot question:
With all of these cooks and bakers here...Does anybody own the Betty Crocker catalogue? (We--OK--I--have been saving these points for literally years and don't know if it's worth getting.)
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You can order a catalogue online my bro. My aunt got a very nice set of Oneida silver (course she saved forever). Just do a google search for BC. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well, duh, I'm an idiot, not stupid!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
I meant, in my idiot-language, was if anybody ordered it and actually gotten things from it (and how are the prices?)
Now, you were supposed to read my mind!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Did you also buy a "to die for" pair of shoes, and a "fabulous" scarf to match!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey weaver: Back-off!!! The mayor doubles as a closet cross-dresser! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Dr. went, uh...well, lemme say they are into acupuncture and all and "naturalism" so the thought of me being on drugs didn't fly over well but I gotem. (After listening to his 15 minute speech. Whatever.)

Then we (3yoD and I) got blood work done. She was so brave! She did so good!

Well, time for me to get ready for he11.

Idiot question of the day: "Hmmmmm....I wonder if my sons have rent today?"