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Hey freaks. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
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A man walks into his house, M- honey I cut my finger off at work today. W- the whole finger? M- no not the hole finger, the ring finger. MEN <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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Hole finger ? Was that a Bond movie ? And adult rated one perhaps ?
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Sing it with me:
Feed me Seymour
Feed me all night long
Feed me Seymour
Feed me all night long
'Cause if you feed me Seymour
I can grow up to be
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GC - um...never go to the $100 Store depressed. Not unless you want to walk out with a few new outfits, some costume jewelry and a six pack of Shiner Bock.
Also, I walked into the store and the sun was shining and the birds were singing. Did the above mentioned shopping plus grocery shopping...walked out to canines and felines falling out of the sky...and the $100 Store doesn't employ bag boys....(grumph!)
You didn't order this weather, did you?
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Well you know, we do secretly control the weather...
I stay out of the $100 store. You can buy a rifle, but not a laddie magazine? Please!
Speaking of which, did you hear about the school in TX - they had "cross dressing" day for homecoming, but some parents complained, so they changed it to "camo" day... now instead of dressing like the opposite sex, they dress like soldiers.
Perfect!
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NG: I call it the $150 store (you ARE referring to Target, or Tar sjaaay in french as we say around here, right?) {{{{{{{{{{NG}}}}}}}}}} KY, thanks for being supportive. Robby, I am mad at you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Well, 4 more days as a married person... not sure how I feel about that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
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I forgot to mention I bought a T-shirt for myself that says in glittery red letters: Dear Santa, I can explain. Ever since then I can't get the song Santa Baby out of my head....... Sorry DipiT. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> With you. - Kimmy
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Hiy idiots. Everything seems to be busting at the seems all at once. But first... </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">way back when, 16 years ago, high school, ST and I stole a calf, threw it in the hatch back and took it into town.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And what the he11 did you do with it?!?!?! Y'all (did I get the twang right? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ) have to start calling it the $200 store soon! NCW...good to hear from you and things are going well. {{{idiots}}} Well, D is anaemic. (I say again, "Duh.") Maybe hearing it from the Dr., she'll stop with the milk and "inordinate" objects. Needs iron supps 2x a day & vit supps. Yet, she's still over the 90th %ile in growth and does not seem to have any other syptoms. Blood work in 1 & 3 months. Got my meds--starting over the weekend. New med's side-effect: a painful, 6-hour erection. Seems contradictory to me. Can't wait til I walk into work: will be bumping into walls all over the place. "Are ya happy to see me?" Work....humph...can't get into it, but that's probably my career. Because I (and brown) are held to higher standards than everyone of these other private weasels that get away with everything--except for the politicians et al who get away with even more. Don't get me started. "Don't GET, me started." Well, I've given enough of my sorry-sad-a$$ sit for the next few days. I miss you guys. I miss brown. I miss me. LINY BTW, onto week 2. One shining light. BTW2, it's her own fault, but Jen will be now referred to as ".".
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Hey Liny. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> We actually had to take it back, my best friend was in the backseat furious with us, and scared to death of this kicking, barking, calf. Oh happy days. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> We were taking it into town to drop it off in Mainstreet I think. I can't really remember the entire agenda.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by SerendipiT: <strong> Robby, I am mad at you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hold on... I'll add you to the list... page 1 - Full... page 2 - Full... Oh look!! I've got room for you on page 3!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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You know I am kidding, right!
I envision you walking around with a bunch of lists (ones of people mad, ones where people think you should take drugs, etc).
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Hey ncw & rap!! I hugged you guys a few pages back! I'm sure you saw it! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Missed you!!!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We were taking it into town to drop it off in Mainstreet I think. I can't really remember the entire agenda. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Jelly, I always LOL whenever you are around. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> From "." (thanks a bunch LINY) As usual I am just heading off to work when you are all here. I was going to say "having fun" but there's too much sadness amongst us at the moment to say that. H had a ghastly trigger the other night watching "Lost in Translation" but we talked it through. Thank God we TALK now. See you Eeejits later on the night shift. "."
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Kiwij I had a dreadful tigger earlier when OM GF left me a voicemail but Squid took me upstairs and it was soon forgotten. * blush *. She loves me SOOO much Jen, and her guilt makes her feel so bad. I felt bad when I rected to the trigger today cos I don't want to upset her more, but she is displaying a resilience, almost GRIT at fixing our M right now. Bizarre... BTW just to add a dog story, my Border Collie Murphy ate the cat's food at lunchtime as well as his own food and now he is farting like his gasket's blown. Absolutely disgusting. I'm off up the gym for some fresh air ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by graycloud: <strong> Me too DipiT. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">gc's mad at me too??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
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Okay guys, I'm at work and must be brief, but you guys are killing me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Jen first you - WHO in their right mind could make it all the way through "lost in translation"?
KY - I just knew you guys were "jocks" in high school? The "jocks" always did the worst things, and GOT AWAY WITH IT! Me I was a flower child!
Peace Man!
As for the rest of you - wow, what a group of cards we've got on here!
Back to work.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> The "jocks" always did the worst things </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The funniest thing the boys on my swim team did was take my friend's Datsun, lift it up and place it ever so gently so that it was straddling a parking pilon. She was so mad, and it was so funny....she had yellowish eyes, and it was after a meet, late at night and she was just stomping her feet...we all had wet hair and it was fffffrrrreeeeezzzzzzinnnggg. So she's this little thing throwing a cat-fit at all these triangle shaped boys (ever notice how swimmer's are upside down triangles?).........
Of course the swimmers partied the best and the hardest....and we listened to the way coolest music.....
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Kimmy I know exactly what you mean about the swimmers. My little brother was on the swim team, he was and is the coolest! Me, my mom wrote me a note excusing me from swimming, telling the principal I was allergic to chlorine because I didn't like to get my hair or make-up messed up. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Triggers You wanna hear a trigger. Know what Z's da told me right before he moved out? "I sure am gonna miss your cooking." Know what Nio said yesterday? You got it. I think I'm going to throw up. Maybe I'd be worth keeping if I couldn't cook so well.... <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />
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