</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Just don't drink out of the same cup as AW....oy! That's a mental image there!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


oh oh got to go to bed its 2 am & my DD just told me off after waking up & finding me sitting here...again <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

and she sits & watches me until I eat what she gives me for dinner ... I thought I was the parent here <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

crikey I'm pregnant, my brains are NOT dribbling out of my ears!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

I know. I remember how it was. Geez. You get pg, and the world puts on kid gloves. It's not like women have been birthing babies since....um, I dunno...FOR FREAKING EVER!

(tho it is nice that all the men get more gentlemanly when they notice a basketball shaped tummy....doors just magically open themselves at that time)

ATTENTION ALL IDIOTS----

Aussieswife had post #2,000

and Kimmy hit post #1,700

ahem... Mr. Mayor, I think the keys to the city and free drinks for all will do nicely! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Good night everyone...

well just before bed I was listening to this song Aussie did .... yeah I'm just soppy I know.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> sniffle

RIF good one to play for your wife !!

YOU AND MY GUITAR - (John williamson)

This guitar only sings the way I play it,
It's part of me, just like another arm
It started out as a little ukulele,
When I was just a boy on the farm

My fingers were too lazy for piano
But I could hold a tune pretty good
And I couldn't sing a song with a trombone
So I taught myself to play this piece of wood

But I know you are staying beside me
True lovers we both feel the pain
And I'd throw this old box on the fire
Before I'd ever lose you again.

Well you never did like this old job, did you darling?
'Cause the job takes your man away from you
One day I'll write a song for you darling,
That'll be the very best that I can do

Will it be a song about a wild wind,
With thunderclap and flashes of blue
Or will it be a song about an angel?
It'll never be as beautiful as you

This guitar only sings the way I play it,
It's part of me, just like another arm
It started out as a little ukulele,
When I was just a boy on the farm

But now I am a man with a woman
The words I wanna say won't come through
No matter where this guitar's gonna take us
It'll never be as beautiful as you.


CHORDS

C Am C Am


C Am
This guitar only sings the way I play it,

C Am
It's part of me, just like another arm

F G
It started out as a little ukulele,

Am G C
When I was just a boy on the farm


C Am
My fingers were too lazy for piano


C Am
But I could hold a tune pretty good

F G
And I couldn't sing a song with a trombone

Am G C
So I taught myself to play this piece of wood


Am F
But I know you are staying beside me

G C
True lovers we both feel the pain

Am F
And I'd throw this old box on the fire

G C
Before I'd ever lose you again.

Thank you all for your kind good-byes, I will miss you.

To Robby,
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I’ve tried to write this all day and just can’t seem to get the words “good enough.”

Although I am sad for personal and selfish reasons, I am so very happy for Jelly & ST. I’ve felt this day coming and have dreaded it immensely, again for selfish reasons. I have grown to love Jelly, like a little sister, very much. (She is much younger than I am, ya know!) Jelly, you made me laugh, you made me cry but most importantly you have the innate ability to hold up a mirror in front of me and get me to like what I see again.

I wish we had never met, but only for the horrible circumstances that caused it. Since we did I am better man in no small part because of you.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Cut, copy, paste, print, SAVE FOR LIFE!!!
You had me at "although" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

You went and got all mushy on me, I love mush. I can't let this post slip by without a proper reply.

I owe you a huge debt of gratitude and hope that I can someday help you as much as you have helped me.

You silly, silly man, you have made me smile on so many occasions when I felt it was impossible, you owe me nothing, you are paid in full.

I have 2 older brothers, I'm the baby, (surprise) I adore both my brothers, I'm very close to them, and you Robby, bring out those same mushy feelings in me as they do. I adore you, I truly do.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> As for the rest of you, I love ya, but I’d mow you all down in a parking lot just to see Jelly smile!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And I would give up chocolate for life, to see the same from you.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> {{{{{{{{robby)))))))) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

I love my Idiotville family and especially my much older brother Robby. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

You're a sweetie, JellyBing. We love you more than we love our luggage.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

KY, D-de, Robby, and everyone else -

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey,
You'll never know,dear,
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Ok, now everyone sing along >>>>

{{{Idiotville}}}

Hey Star! I was thinking of you this morning! How are you? When is your venison gonna be ready from the butcher? Did you get him to make jerky and sausage? When do I expect my package of Christmas/Birthday jerky to arrive????

(hehehehe)

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Actually, we process our own meat - I think they boys will make most of it into sausage. I've been so busy lately - so much work to do here to catch up and now it's time for all the concerts and stuff. Bah. Humbug.

I've also been really busy last 2 days keeping an eye on IB. He hasn't been in contact with Curly as much the last 2 days, at least not that I can tell. I feel slightly hopeful, but don't want to get my hopes up too much. Don't need another hard crash, you know? But his behavior patterns have changed quite a bit the last couple days. She could be out of town, but I don't think so. Will just keep watching for the rest of the week and see what develops. I just keep hoping that all the prayers of so many people are being answered.

I like to pray when I'm on the deerstand. Weird, huh? This weekend I prayed that there would just be a turning point, one way or the other. I've been in limbo so long. Maybe this is what I am seeing. Will let you know.

Yep, gloomy weather here, too. More rain, and temperatures in the low 30s tonight. I don't mind the temperature, but when it's damp at the same time .....

Must go home now - will check in later this evening. Love you all.

So no Birthday/Christmas jerky????

(((sniff, sob, sniff <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> )))

I know, I'm about as subtle as a heart attack.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hello Idiots. I'm sorry everybody isn't feeling so good.

I will miss KY. I hope you can do whatever it is that you need to do and be better for you, ST and the kids and stuff. Please e-mail LINY (although he owes you a pic - if he can find one hahahahaha - I really hate getting my picture taken). Peace and love to you guys.

As for you other idiots. I just wanted to pop in and say hello.

I'll check in later (Oh and I don't remember if I liked the Chicken Mole or not ..... hint hint .... that was so long ago that we went out to dinner .... does TGIF count as going out for dinner .... and the last time we had that we phoned ahead and LINY picked it up ..... I do that with alot of places, b/c you get the same food and the best seat in the house <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )

Hey Brown! You and LINY give each other smackaroonies for me.

- Kimmy

Starz,
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I like to pray when I'm on the deerstand. Weird, huh? This weekend I prayed that there would just be a turning point, one way or the other. I've been in limbo so long. Maybe this is what I am seeing. Will let you know.

</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What has really helped for me during the worst of times and even leading up to my H learning the truth about MY A was praying for the truth. I remember when my H resumed his A with OW #2, we were in MC and he was back home but I just KNEW something was going on but he denied, denied, denied. I sat in my car in tears praying for God to just show me the truth no matter how painful. OW outed H a few days later. Same prayer on my end was God please tell me if I need to confess my sins to my H and guess what? Few days later FOM's W called my H. We are doing better little by little every day.

Morning Believer! Oops, its evening now as I write this. Sorry to have it look like I was lurking. I usually try to post at least once a day (after reading all the pages since my last post/read). Its getting to be all I can do just to keep up each day and still try to continue with recovering my life.

Anyway, sorry if it looked like I was lurking. Idiotville hugs to all.

{{{{{all}}}}}

P.S. Miss your posts Jelly!

P.P.S. Hey mayor, could you make an announcement to have posters turn off their signature after their first post of the day. It would take up less governmental space here in Idiotville and maybe make for less pages to read? Just a thought. Hope you're doing well!

Hi Kimmy - I will when I see him ... he's at he11 right now. I hate him going to work at night. I know it's not good for us. I stayed home today ... I just felt alittle yucky ... and I just wasn't up to work (I work at he11 also).

***EDITED by Brown due to contents of a depressing nature***

I know what KY and Bob were talking about ... the topic of "life" has been about the infidelity ... I wish that woman (and other various names that Pat would surely edit) would go away!!!! URGH!!!

Anyway Mayor how's the "mess" and the move?

RIF - you'll be on R&R soooooooooo sooooooooon YEAH!!!!

AW - take it easy (if you can)

Believer - {{{HUGS}}}

RIF: Ok, just wanted to clear up another misconception. Post 2000 can be attributed to Dealan-de.

If you go to the IP:Logged and hold your cursor over it, a web url will pop up in the status box at the bottom of your browser. If you look at the first post of the thread, its actually numbered "0" so therefore post 1999 is actually 2000.

So Kimmy wins and Aussieswife will now have to return all the cash and prizes. Sorry AW, can't retire just yet. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

While I'm at it.

Starz: So you guys process your own deer? Excellent! We usually do too. I didn't really feel like shooting one this year. So on Monday, I played the dog and chased three to my brother in law and two neighbors that never shot one before. (My bil had to show them how to kill the poor thing first, but we had fun none the less). Still have almost two weeks to get one yet, but on top of still trying to finish the shed, closing on two properties today, I didn't want to have to butcher a deer or two. I was thinking if I got one just taking it to a local butcher and getting some jerky and slim jims made. They're good for eating when we're watching football. Yummy!

(Plus, it've been kinda warm lately and I was worried about leaving it hang. I usually let them hang for about 1-2 days before butchering. My boy likes to help grind the meat into hamburger and then I usually mix in about 5 lbs. of pork trimmings to about 20-25 lbs of deer burger. Helps it to cook/taste better.)

My question for you. When you make sausage, what all is entailed? Do you have a recipe? Do you stuff it in casing or just keep it like ground beef? Thanks in advance for your answers to this inquisitive mind.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

Three in a row and I kill the thread again.
hehehehehe <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
J/K

Hi Brown! Give LINY a smooch for me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

***Edited to add - Hope you're feeling better soon Brown***

P.S. Whenever I see your name I always think of the company that delivers packages. Hey, LINY does she deliver? Sorry, maybe that humor was inappropriate?

(HI! LINY and everyone else.)

<small>[ November 30, 2004, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Recovering H ]</small>

RH - I'm working on it.

I'll answer for LINY .... when I want to ..... hehehehe

And what's funnier is both our sons are working for UPS for the holiday season as driver's helpers. So I hope "brown" gets things done and they pay us some rent.

Bambi Burgers !!!! No thank you !!!!