LB - Welcome to Idiotville. Robby is the mayor, and we need two hear 2 more silly things you have done. Then you have to get a job.

We have a mayor, a warden (me), a sniper, a combination cook/pest control person, an engineer, attorney general, information person, a loose lady who used to be the town drunk, not sure after last night, a party organizer, a teacher, and school board director, and I think we have a bartender/shrink. Also a streets and roads person, a sportscaster and several people that are going to try out new jobs.

Did I miss anyone?

TT - How fun to meet a real person. I thought everyone here was just pretend. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Yes Believer, flesh and blood. And Anyname is not her real name either! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> - Does that mean your real name isn't tummytuck? I kinda like that. Next you will be telling me that the mayor's name isn't Robby.

Brown - Are you around?

knowing there was no way i was going to catch up on all the past post, i started with the last page. LB, that was the funniest story!!!

i have not yet posted my 3 idiotic things but the idiots here don't know how to keep me out, or they have forgotten, not sure.

hi to everyone else.

Had a super duper witty reply for you and then lost my login AGAIN. Drives me nuts. I'm going back to Ikea for another roast turkey lunch. So cheap and tasty too! I'm off work today for Xmas shopping. So bye bye idiots for now. TT

Bye TT -

F- again. Okay, fess up. List your things.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We have a mayor, a warden (me), a sniper, a combination cook/pest control person, an engineer, attorney general, information person, a loose lady who used to be the town drunk, not sure after last night, a party organizer, a teacher, and school board director, and I think we have a bartender/shrink. Also a streets and roads person, a sportscaster and several people that are going to try out new jobs.

Did I miss anyone?
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL!!!!
Yes, BTW, you missed our cheerleader.

Welcome lily...thanks for fessing up FL...now we will hold you to it.

Hey MS...saw your question on your other thread...we're on long island--wuite a bit a ways. Actually went to RIT for a year. Close cousin of mine lives/works UR. Red Carpet--best wings in the world! (funny how i remember the most trivial things.)

bad start to the day. dont really want to talk about it, but, we got through it, I think.

Have a great week everyone. And, I'm really not back, unlike some idiots! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Good evening drunkenville errr...I mean Iville!

Sorry had to run out last night Jelly and Jen. H came home and we had to go to our church Christmas party. Jelly, I hope you are feeling better. Had a bit of a heated debate with my H today. So much silliness for a few minutes about who did what to whom and which was worse. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> So stupid and our MC warned us not to go there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Anyway, I think we got past it ok. I don't know tho, some days I think there is just too much muck to wade through in our M and we haven't even dealt with the OC biz yet.

Welcome Lilly...now get a job! I am part time short order cook and 411 info lady. Today I forgot to cover the chili in the mircowave, so now I have a microwave to match my kitchen ceiling <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />

Robby, never did get my extra salty margarita! I am still waiting.

Any word on RIF yet?? Still praying for you and Aussie, RIF.

Have a good evening all. (or morning for those on the night shift)

So, I join yesterday. Spent a LOT of time cleaning up after the boozing oh ahh oops I mean genteel sipping. And don't forget the spghetti on the ceiling! And I am trying to get a job? I thought I had one. Harumph!

And I had a few teensy drinks (well big frosted mugs) but did not pass out like some other I'ville residents.

I guess I had better get a different job, eh? I would hate to be unappreciated. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Hey, I could be the judge. Or the Policeman, or a lawyer. NAw, take that last one back. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Well, wait a minute this is I'ville what was I thinking. I want to be the lawyer. But, I have to PAY you, if I lose your case. Now that makes sense. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Good morning Idiots!!! Onlywords here with three qualifying idiotic things I have done:


1. After I gave birth to my third child, I asked the Doctor "Is she mine?" I was trying to be funny, and he gave me the strangest look...

2. I am notorious for putting water on the stove to boil for tea and forgetting about it, and one time left the house, went grocery shopping, and came back to find my teapot had boiled dry.

3. Last but not least....I once spent several hours sucking water out of a wet basement...with a turkey baster.....I was so proud of myself for being such a martyr, then RH asked me, "Why didn't you just use the wet/dry vac?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />


And I want to be the town Psycho-logist. I have a BS in that field. You decide what BS stands for...
And to go along with that, I am skilled in basket-weaving....the two go together, as the old joke goes.

Am I in???????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Onlywords

Good Morning Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

OW, you're in! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

morning idiotville, seems as though the town is really growing.

Hi Onlywords. for the record, I don't like it when your name gets changed to OW!!! and it sure seems like you are NOT only words. in fact, i think you should change your name to Not Only Words, then we would have NOW.

Morning Mayor.

Morning Idiotville!

OW: I had forgot about that comment about "is she mine?" That was funny, but then that doctor only thought it was funny if he said it. (That's the one thing I didn't like about him.)

FL: You should have seen her original sign on name. I won't tell you what it was, but she can tell you if she wants. (Even I told her, you may want to change that before you post.)

ok, i'll bite... onlywords... what was your first sign in name??? will that make idiot thing #4 for you??

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by faithful follower:
<strong> Robby, never did get my extra salty margarita! I am still waiting. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It was waiting for you on the bar! Not my fault if one of the other idiots grabbed it!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Want another? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by fightingalone-again:
<strong> What is a Mimosa? Heard of it but it has never crossed my lips. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">3 parts champagne, chilled.
1 part orange juice.

Yummy! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

FL,

OK...I'll tell you....it was... Jezebel.

I wasn't being too nice to myself. And I really like your idea of changing my name to "Not Only Words"....yeah, I'm gonna do it....a new start, starting NOW.

Idiot thing # 5.(Jezebel was #4).....how do I do that?

P.S.
Good morning sweet husband! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Yummy !! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Fighting-Alone-Again,

We have one of those in our yards.....Mimosa is also a tree. Unfortunately it doesn't taste the same as the other....too bad, huh? Drinks that grow on trees might be fun!

OW....soon-to-be- NOW