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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> The Amish have saran wrap ? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Depending on the sect of Amish it is. Some are more lax than others.
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Yes, it is Canadian. Two things about the show stick in my mind. If you can't be handsome be handy. And duct tape fixes everything. Oh Ya? I'll order a truck load. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> You know, that is not a bad idea. I'll bet I could duct tape WH for a while. Or do a Robby on him and just duct tape the "necessary bits". Or, even all over for the WH's like mine that are "furry". THink you want to run away? Try running while I hold one end as the duct tape AKA known as hair remover. Gee, I'm funny or sick. Not sure which. Oh, I have another one. Duct taped the OW/OM's car shut. Maybe with them and the WS inside? THat could speed up the "closeness" they so desire. Hmmm, my mind is racing now. Vroom. Vroom. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Gee, I'm funny or sick. Not sure </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">BOTH! And I like it (hehe)! My preference is to hang OW by her hair, then beat her like a pinata. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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AH, DD, If I had a face to go with a possible name, I would likely be with you. But, that would have to come AFTER WH's had his hair removal and "necessary bits" adjustment appointment. His choice his consequences. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Oh yes Kimmy I remember that one well ! You got away with that IIRC while my "smashing OMs legs with a baseball bat" got me censured...I call that sexism ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> The tape and the car...nice one. * strokes chin * nah, wouldn;t work for me. OM is an unemployed sponging wastrel and his car is his GFs. I wouldn't want to inconvenience her in any way... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> His choice his consequences. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah. But she still gets a huge kick out of torturing me. She's said as much. Biotch. (her not you) Bob, I didn't know you got censored. It was a fun thread. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Can I feel old for a moment and wallow in self pity? I just realized that in less than a week my birthday will be here. Can I start counting backwards now?
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Kimmy, No way. As you can see by my sig, I am as old as DIRT! I figure I have earned every smile and frown wrinkle and grey hair. Well, the 3 that I have. Plus, you really are as old as you feel. Heck, I am just 29 <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> You are just a young pup!
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Mornin idiots. To "defend" brown, she wrote me her "response" on letter form. I don't want any A talk so I'll jeust leave it there. [censored]! Well, no A talk for afew more hours--IC before work today. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Some are more lax than others.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I swear de, i thought i read "latex." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> believer..thanks...one day at a time, right? padded bras sometimes dont work for brown. yummy. (did i just say that?!?!) I suppose this would be anopther one of my "problems." (along with everyone here.) And it's been WAY more than 20 minutes!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> see ya on the n/s everyone. have a good day. make sure you stay as funny as i am. Bob: robby's just jealous! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> and if i don't get a chance to "see" you later--HAVE A GREAT TIME IN FLORIDA!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS MATE!!! {{{bob/squis/&shrimp}}}
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Confused over one thing folks: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD PRON STARS USE DUCT TAPE?!?!?!?!?
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There...more room in iville. Hmmm...killed the thread--well--delayed the thread, i see.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I swear de, i thought i read "latex."
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Squid's doing shopping for our journey. She txted me to ask if theres anything I need. I said no, thanks. She txted back : " Not even me ? X" I replied " I am trying not to need you, but it gets harder <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> X " SHE replied "I want u to need me. I need u. I wont hurt u again. X" All from the shop floor at Tescos. Wow. Thats her first admission that she needs me since d-day. Wow. Not sure how to proceed but its gotta be good. Its nice to be needed. I felt surplus for a while there, THEN only I knew she needed me. Now she knows herself. Progress huh.
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I think Bob's gonna get lucky before his trip. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Every chance kimmy....every chance... if she asks me nicely <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> padded bras sometimes dont work for brown. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Same goes for me, ST loves it too. pervs F-again, I'm 29 too. Just turned in fact. I feel and look 18 though. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> HA! Holy Cow, I'm a porn star!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> You guys figure it out. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Wow, lots of info shared today. Obviously I forgot to get my filter while I was in town. Good news, the sun is shining and it is now 25 degrees. Bob Pure, I hope you and your darling wife have a great Christmas. I will be thinking of you, and missing your mushy posts. All my love. {{{{{{bob}}}}}} big squeeze, and one lick <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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KY all blessings darl'.
No mush intended, only care
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oh, but Bob, I love mush. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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Jelly, You can't be a PRON star (as spelled by LINY <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> ). 1-you're too tiny (yes up and downstairs) 2-didn't you complain on the other page of not getting sex for quite some time. PORN stars have it daily. And I should know as a former... <small>[ December 15, 2004, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Recovering H ]</small>
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My 'real' surname starts with an 'O'. I occasionally get called "Mr. O" by folks who can't be arsed to remember my unusual name. I ALWAYS reply " Look ! I was young, I needed the money , it was just ONE movie must you ALWAYS remind me of that ???!!!! " People look bemused. It amuses me at least <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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