</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> and kimmy, my offers still stands. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I know dearest. You do know if we ever did, we'd both blow up between you and me cooking!

SETTLE DOWN ST!

Starz, can you arrange to have someone strung up by their hair and beaten like a pinata?

Starz, you have been very funny lately, would that be brain freeze, or rita's???

As the town psycho-logist, I absolutely MUST make an observation here......

Some of you seem to be fixated on the potty stage.....I'm gonna need to run some tests, though, to be sure.

Please line up...

One at a time....

And give me a sample.

here's a cup.

Not Brown, she already had her turn.


Starz,

You're hired!!!!!!!!!!


But make sure you get some therapy when the job is accomplished.


NOW

IS this place self serve now? It has been HOURS since I ask for a HUGE 151 with eggnnog. I need it for my upcoming adventure. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Hope I'ville doesn't get too messy while I am gone this weekend. Use paper cups.

DOH! FOr drinking. NOTHING Else. I don't want to have to come back and pick up that! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> EEEWWWWW!

Both! Brain freeze from earlier in the week - still there - and I had ritas last night after my last concert. One is a goldfish bowl <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> and one small one. I don't know what I will do tonight. But I guarantee I will do something. I will NOT sit at home and wish IB were here. Will not...will not...will not.....ad nauseam

{{{Starz}}} Glad to see that you had the fishbowl size! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Okay, I'm suckin' back my Christmas cheer. I am outta here as soon as I can drag myself away from this forum.

Keep me in your prayers.

Believer, when if you get a chance, I hope you reply to my WAR post. I willl try and get on from wherever I am. I might need the support. And the advice to keep from using the duct tape, the 2x4, etc. that I packed in my "survival" case <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Prayers coming your way FA-A.

Could someone please pass me some Jack? I need to add a splash or two to my pop.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by LINY:
<strong> Dobie, 2nd typo of the day---don't you mean, "Your-a-peein'"?????</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'm trying to decide if a potty pun is a lower type of humor than "pull my finger".

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by fightingalone-again:
<strong> IS this place self serve now? It has been HOURS since I ask for a HUGE 151 with eggnnog. I need it for my upcoming adventure. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Here you go! But do you really want to accept a drink from the restroom attendant?

Dobie! WASH YOUR HANDS <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Now, I really am out of here!

Thanks for your prayers

I just tried taking a nap. Because I can. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I was dreaming about the I-ville bar. The barstools was full of a bunch of us girls, we all had drinks and was having a great time. Then in real life, my phone started to ring, and F-again, in the dream said, don't get that, you will wake up. I then woke up, it wasn't really the phone anyways, it was my boy playing his Sonic game.

Sorry to spoil the party girls.

<small>[ December 17, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: kyellow4 ]</small>

Morning Idiots,

Robby I'm still wondering what your post meant.

When I said "please explain" I meant "please expand." I hope it's a good thing you're posting about.

Come on Mr Mayor, where are you?

Hi Jelly, how are things going now?

Story about the woman I work with. We've all just moved into the same office together where we will now work with our colleague who is a very nice young man.

"Difficult person" asked what the funny smell in the room was. I laughed and said "It must be N..." Then I said to N, "are you wearing after shave?" He said he had a bit on. DP said "You won't be able to wear that, it'll get in my sinuses."

And people at work wonder why I go downstairs and bang my head repeatedly against the wall. I don't really, but I'd like to.

I thought of an idiot thing I did. At my leaving party at my old job I did press ups on the board room floor wearing my corporate suit and high heels. It's not peeing in a cup in a car but it was pretty stupid. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

AW and Aussie - good thoughts from me coming your way across the ditch (and then across Oz to Perth).

Jen

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I thought of an idiot thing I did. At my leaving party at my old job I did press ups on the board room floor wearing my corporate suit and high heels. It's not peeing in a cup in a car but it was pretty stupid. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey Jen, that picture in my mind is almost as funny as peeing in a cup! STill can't figure that one out, I can't even pee down hill in the great outdoors without getting it on me. I must be an idiot. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by kyellow4:
<strong>I was dreaming about the I-ville bar. The barstools was full of a bunch of us girls</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ahem, you didnt notice this good looking stud in there to? Oh wait, I mean, you didnt notice me in there to?

Women, its always about the women.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

DD: Nothing special for lunch. Too many people complain. We used to have it catered. They'd complain about when we had scalloped potatoes they wanted au gratin. So we just got 6 ft subs this year, potatoe chips, macoroni salad, potatoe salad, deserts, pickled eggs, stuff like that.

Oh, and a whole bunch of retired folks who worked here came in. So we spend most of the afternoon bull****ting with them and missing the good old days.

Starz: I'd love to take you up on that contract, but I think I can handle it myself, but really I think I've put it in God's hands. See I know this man's family and he'll never ask the good Lord for forgiveness, so we all know where he's heading.

Wow, Iville is in fine form today! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

FF, I have to tell you something about peeing outdoors.

Last summer on the gulf course I had to pee so bad I knew I couldn't make it back to the clubhouse, so I ducked behind some bushes and peed all over the seat of my pants (yes the were pulled down). Well I was on a league and couldn't leave the game, so I had to borrow my sisters sweatshirt and tie it about my waist for the rest of the game. But first I had to come out of the bushes in front of every one and ask her for it. It was horrible! So I guess I have to take my pants completely off and hang on a tree if I am to pee outside. Can you imagine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Weaver, I love to golf, and I have went on the golf course many times myself. They really need more bathrooms. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Jen, I'm now a bit worried about Robby. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

How long before we can vote a new Mayor in???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

LtHW </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Ahem, you didnt notice this good looking stud in there to? Oh wait, I mean, you didnt notice me in there to?
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Was that you???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

You could have bought us a drink or 10. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />